Notable Moments in IRC

[05:30:40] <CptFabulous> "why is john madden phoning us"
[05:31:17] <@Noxid> he heard we had a chinese earthquake and wanted to make sure aeoiu were ok

 

[05:02] [woodenrat] also beastforum.com
[05:03] [JackXanth] oh yeah beastforum
[05:03] [woodenrat] where grown men fuck animals and talk about it
[05:03] [woodenrat]

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[05:33] [JackXanth] seems like just yesterday we were all jerking around
[05:33] [JackXanth] now i'm looking into real estate and shit
[05:33] [JackXanth] it's fucked up
[05:33] [woodenrat] yeah fuck
[05:33] [woodenrat] it's 2014 what the fuck
[05:34] [woodenrat] 2004 was 10 years ago, 2009 was 5 years ago and where THE FUCK DID 2012, 2013 GO!?

 

[12:23:08] <Bobbyis> Alright so
[12:23:24] <Bobbyis> this week I've been volunteering at like a vacation bible school thing at my church because I don't have anything better to do
[12:23:44] <Bobbyis> there's this kid there who's like "head counselor" because his mom is in charge of the entire program or something
[12:24:07] <Nox|Work> natch
[12:24:19] <Bobbyis> anyway they've got this projector out because they were playing songs and videos for hte kids to dance to or whatever
[12:24:22] <Bobbyis> and he's about to play a song
[12:24:38] <Bobbyis> he gets out his laptop opens it up and starts plugging shit in and he's fairly incompetent so it's taking him a while
[12:24:53] <Bobbyis> what he forgets is that he's still on his desktop, meaning his background is displayed
[12:24:57] <Bobbyis> I am directly behind him
[12:25:03] <Bobbyis> Every image was ecchi ponies
[12:25:06] <Nox|Work> omg
[12:25:09] <Bobbyis> it changed every 5 seconds
[12:25:12] <Bobbyis> I died a little more each time
[12:25:13] <Nox|Work> ohhh my gooood
[12:25:17] <Bobbyis> KEEP IN MIND
[12:25:21] <Bobbyis> WE ARE SURROUNDED BY 8 YEAR OLDS
[12:25:24] <Nox|Work> were they like, explicit
[12:25:33] <Bobbyis> They were pushing the fucking boundaries
[12:25:37] <Bobbyis> half clothed but no naughty bits
[12:25:43] <Bobbyis> meanwhile I'm sitting there
[12:25:47] <Bobbyis> tearing up from trying not to laugh
[12:25:53] <Bobbyis> because to laugh would be to draw attention to it
[12:25:58] <Bobbyis> I sacrificed myself for the greater good
[12:26:15] <Nox|Work> this wasn't on the projector then
[12:26:19] <Bobbyis> NOT AT FIRST
[12:26:22] <Nox|Work> :V
[12:26:32] <Bobbyis> so he gets the projecter plugged in
[12:26:39] <Bobbyis> a few seconds pass while things hook up and do techno shit
[12:26:44] <Bobbyis> GIANT PONY ON PROJECTOR
[12:26:50] <Bobbyis> i stopped breathing somewhere around this point
[12:26:54] <Hiino> holy shit
[12:26:56] <Nox|Work> god bless
[12:26:58] <Nox|Work> god bless
[12:27:07] <Bobbyis> he alt tabs at the speed of sound to the windows media player
[12:27:10] <Bobbyis> and begins to play a song
[12:27:18] <Bobbyis> a 5 minute long pony dubstep/piano mix with lyrics
[12:27:21] <Bobbyis> that he wrote himself
[12:27:25] <Bobbyis> I
[12:27:26] <Bobbyis> I
[12:27:29] <Hiino> :|
[12:27:32] <Nox|Work> wooooow
[12:27:32] <Hiino> he's too far gone
[12:27:37] <CptFabulous> I am catching autism just from hearing this

 

[11:17.37] <woodenrat> the soviets left two good things
[11:17.40] <woodenrat> bunkers
[11:17.54] <woodenrat> and gender equality

wr laying down some wis

 

(10:18:41 PM) Paths: can't wait for the waffle button
(10:18:49 PM) Paths: it just randomly adds waffle tiles everywhere
(10:18:56 PM) Paths: every tile is waffle
(10:19:11 PM) Noxid: map is waffles
(10:19:14 PM) Noxid: NPCS are waffles
(10:19:19 PM) Noxid: desktop background is waffles
(10:19:21 PM) Paths: everything is waffle
(10:19:21 PM) Noxid: everything waffle
(10:19:30 PM) CptFabulous: what if everything was spiders
(10:19:33 PM) Paths: stop
(10:20:10 PM) Paths: i can't find the dong comment
(10:20:17 PM) dunc: WAFFLE STORY
(10:20:23 PM) dunc: INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH
(10:20:30 PM) dunc: HERMIT BATTERSMITH
(10:20:40 PM) dunc: OPEN THE CHEST
(10:20:47 PM) dunc: IT'S A BREAKFAST RESTAURANT
(10:20:54 PM) Safusaka: working on it now
(10:20:57 PM) dunc: YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST LITERALLY ANYWHEN IN THE WORLD
(10:21:16 PM) Noxid: who are we to weild such power over breakfast
(10:21:32 PM) CptFabulous: tautology story
(10:21:34 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:21:38 PM) Noxid: the waffle iron was not meant for the hand of man
(10:21:38 PM) CptFabulous: the chest is now open
(10:21:40 PM) dunc: god dammit
(10:21:59 PM) CptFabulous: dadaism story
(10:22:01 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:22:09 PM) Paths: fab
(10:22:11 PM) CptFabulous: your mother is crying into a hamburger bun
(10:22:15 PM) Paths: you know that askreddit thread you linked
(10:22:20 PM) Paths: where's the dong comment in it
(10:22:25 PM) CptFabulous: I don't fucking know
(10:22:30 PM) Paths: fucker
(10:22:31 PM) CptFabulous: I didn't even read a dong comment
(10:22:34 PM) dunc: open heart surgery story
(10:22:37 PM) dunc: open the chest
(10:23:03 PM) CptFabulous: tennis story
(10:23:11 PM) CptFabulous: french open the chest
(10:23:30 PM) Paths: i found it
(10:23:32 PM) CptFabulous: I don't think anyone got the joke
(10:23:34 PM) Paths: http://i.imgur.com/IOPI3Ub.png
(10:23:54 PM) CptFabulous: those are dongers you mongoloid
(10:23:59 PM) Paths: shit im sorry
(10:24:00 PM) CptFabulous: a dong is the male sex organ
(10:24:37 PM) Noxid: solipsism story
there is no chest
(10:25:04 PM) Noxid: you open it anyway
(10:25:07 PM) CptFabulous: fractal story
(10:25:09 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:25:10 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:25:11 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:25:11 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:25:12 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:25:12 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:25:13 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:25:14 PM) CptFabulous: open the chest
(10:25:16 PM) Safusaka: don't do this to me
(10:25:20 PM) dunc: magritte story
(10:25:35 PM) dunc: ceci ce n'est pas un chest

 

Bazinga

Spoiler

[5:46:10 PM] Desu: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjdxragMip4
[5:46:18 PM] DubWubs: Is there an original for that "OH OH OH" sound effect?
[5:46:43 PM] Desu: this is awful
[5:46:45 PM] Safu: it is all an amalgamation of stuff from somewhere
[5:47:21 PM] Safu: also that could be worse
[5:47:35 PM] Desu: i feel like it's from that "epic rap battle" video
[5:48:08 PM] Desu: when everyones like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[5:48:14 PM] Desu: or part of it
[5:48:14 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:48:28 PM] Desu: bazinga
[5:48:34 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:48:37 PM] Desu: bazinga
[5:48:41 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:48:43 PM] Desu: bazinga
[5:48:46 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:48:48 PM] Desu: bazinga
[5:48:49 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:48:53 PM] DubWubs: bazingzingzingzinga
[5:48:55 PM] Safu: thanks
[5:48:55 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:48:57 PM] Desu: [5:48 PM] Pathsyen:

<<< bazinga
[5:49:00 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:49:04 PM] Desu: bazinga
[5:49:05 PM] Safu: bizanga
[5:49:06 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:49:10 PM] Desu: bazinga
[5:49:11 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:49:11 PM] Safu: bizinga
[5:49:16 PM] Safu: bazangi
[5:49:18 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:49:25 PM] Desu: bazinga
[5:49:25 PM] DubWubs: bazooper
[5:49:27 PM | Edited 5:49:31 PM] Pathsyen: bazingards
[5:49:29 PM] Safu: agnizab
[5:49:34 PM] Desu: bbbbbbbbazinga
[5:49:35 PM] Pathsyen: bazonglrs
[5:49:45 PM] Safu: baigjabrna
[5:49:48 PM] Safu: zzzzz
[5:49:51 PM] Pathsyen: barlonglo
[5:49:53 PM] Desu: bazniga
[5:49:56 PM] Safu: balrog
[5:49:59 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:50:01 PM] Safu: balrozinga
[5:50:12 PM] Safu: bazinga story
[5:50:16 PM] Pathsyen: open the bazinga
[5:50:17 PM] Pathsyen: bazinga
[5:50:25 PM] Desu: it's scince
[5:50:26 PM] Pathsyen: instead of hermit bazinga, bazinga bazinga
[5:50:41 PM] Desu: you can literally bazinga naywhere in the world
[5:50:50 PM] Pathsyen: you can bazinga literally bazinga in the bazinga
[5:51:06 PM] DubWubs: No
[5:51:11 PM] DubWubs: Open the chest, it's a laughtrack
[5:51:20 PM] Safu: we need to be killed until we die
[5:51:26 PM] Desu: hermit pennysmith
[5:51:31 PM] Safu: permanently
[5:51:53 PM] Desu: you die on teh internet you die for real
[5:52:14 PM] Safu: just like i've always wanted
[5:53:03 PM] Desu: an honorable death

Funny dong face

Spoiler

[11:53:32 PM] Pathsyen: i have nog r ace
[11:53:38 PM] Pathsyen: my dong has a
[11:53:39 PM] Pathsyen: funny
[11:53:40 PM] Pathsyen: face
[11:53:41 PM] Polar: no I know that

Mass erect

Spoiler

[8:42:14 PM] Paths: garrett can you explain what mass effect is
[8:42:24 PM] Capap Gret: her ass effect makes my mass erect
[8:42:35 PM] Paths: oh my god

good joke

Spoiler

[10:51:16 PM] Coole: do you live in the basement
[10:51:24 PM] Safusaka: there are no basements
[10:51:33 PM] Coole: so you live in the attic
[10:51:50 PM] Pathspirit: yes
[10:51:57 PM] Safusaka: i can't get up there
[10:52:07 PM] Pathspirit: safu is too fat from all the aeiou pizza
[10:52:17 PM] Safusaka: what is the joke
[10:52:20 PM] Pathspirit: yeah
[10:52:30 PM] Safusaka: i am not the fat
[10:52:36 PM] Coole: safu how much do you weigh
[10:52:43 PM] Coole: five hundred kilos
[10:52:43 PM] Safusaka: 158 probably
[10:52:49 PM] Coole: dude nice
[10:52:55 PM] Safusaka: dude are you 456
[10:53:09 PM] Coole: i am 665
[10:53:13 PM] Safusaka: good joke
[10:53:23 PM] Safusaka: are you 5'3"
[10:53:35 PM] Pathspirit: i'm 9'11"
[10:53:39 PM] Safusaka: good joke
[10:53:56 PM] Coole: haha nice
[10:54:00 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:54:09 PM] Safusaka: you guys are as funny as a barrel of monkeys
[10:54:13 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:54:16 PM] Coole: safu my penis size is 69 inches
[10:54:18 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:54:21 PM] Safusaka: wow new low
[10:54:27 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:54:32 PM] Safusaka: comedy gold
[10:54:34 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:54:39 PM] Safusaka: hitler
[10:54:41 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:54:49 PM] Safusaka: pizza
[10:54:51 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:54:58 PM] Safusaka: http://puu.sh/hiWbf/bd51128139.png
[10:54:59 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:55:02 PM] Coole: hitler put pepperoni on six billion pizzas
[10:55:03 PM] Safusaka: good joke
[10:55:04 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:55:09 PM] Safusaka: paths is a cool guy
[10:55:11 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:55:12 PM] Pathspirit: wait
[10:55:12 PM] Pathspirit: fuck
[10:55:15 PM] Safusaka: oops
[10:55:17 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:55:21 PM] Safusaka: die
[10:55:23 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:55:27 PM] Safusaka: live
[10:55:31 PM] Pathspirit: good truth
[10:55:33 PM] Coole: safu is a bad person
[10:55:36 PM] Pathspirit: good truth
[10:55:41 PM] Safusaka: reported for spam
[10:55:43 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:55:48 PM] Safusaka: kicked
[10:55:51 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:56:00 PM] Safusaka: clever gadd
[10:56:07 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:56:20 PM] Safusaka: no
[10:56:23 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:56:33 PM] Safusaka: yes
[10:56:35 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:56:43 PM] Safusaka: tpcool is a man
[10:56:45 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:56:51 PM] Coole: safu it's past you're bed time
[10:56:53 PM] Safusaka: paths is a man
[10:56:54 PM | Edited 10:56:57 PM] Pathspirit: good truth
[10:57:04 PM | Edited 10:57:39 PM] Safusaka: i am
[10:57:07 PM | Edited 10:57:45 PM] Pathspirit: good
[10:57:35 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:57:39 PM] Coole: stop idiots
[10:57:40 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:57:44 PM] Coole: stop
[10:57:45 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:57:46 PM] Coole: s t o p
[10:57:48 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:57:50 PM | Edited 10:58:00 PM] Safusaka: i did start this
[10:57:51 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:58:10 PM] Pathspirit:
[10:58:14 PM] Nameless:
[10:58:17 PM] Pathspirit:
[10:58:18 PM] Nameless: wow
[10:58:19 PM] Pathspirit:
[10:58:27 PM] Nameless: i didn't know that was a thing
[10:58:28 PM] Pathspirit:
[10:58:32 PM] Safusaka: [10:58 PM] Nameless:

<<<
[10:58:34 PM] Pathspirit:
[10:58:38 PM] Pathspirit: [10:58 PM] Safusaka:

<<< [10:58 PM] Nameless:

<<< — Nameless, Today 10:58 PM
[10:58:54 PM] Coole: (worry)
[10:58:57 PM] Pathspirit: good joke
[10:59:00 PM] Safusaka: i need to sleep shut up idiots

 

(8:09:26 PM) hiino: depends
(8:09:38 PM) hiino: do you have a dead jew body next to you when you masturbate

 

(5:26:09 PM) Noxid: CAN YOU BAPTIZE YOUR TESTICLES
(5:26:21 PM) dunc: that depends
(5:26:32 PM) hiino: how is that not a "no"

 

(4:11:42 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: more important issues have come up https://i.imgur.com/HEgkRmc.png
(4:12:02 AM) hiino: the gun obviously
(4:12:21 AM) Noxid: can the gun shoot itself
(4:12:22 AM) hiino: bigger caliber and a sword with an arm is harder to swing
(4:12:28 AM) Noxid: or would that be suicide
(4:12:35 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: what if it's urban combat
(4:12:47 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: sword with a gun can extend his arm around corners
(4:12:50 AM) hiino: how much prep time
(4:12:59 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: no prep
(4:13:57 AM) hiino: i'm still with the gun
(4:14:26 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: but the gun isn't stable
(4:14:31 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: it will fall over after one shot
(4:14:42 AM) Noxid: only need one
(4:14:46 AM) hiino: ^
(4:15:07 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: but it could miss
(4:15:21 AM) Noxid: if you were a gun you would probably be a pretty ok shot
(4:15:25 AM) Noxid: imo
(4:15:28 AM) hiino: yeah
(4:15:31 AM) hiino: also are we bringing physics into this
(4:15:38 AM) hiino: because how can the sword swing itself
(4:15:52 AM) hiino: it couldn't even stay up
(4:15:58 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: not really, I'm just saying that the gun is so big that even cartoon physics would have it fall over
(4:16:14 AM) hiino: what if it just does a backflip
(4:16:19 AM) hiino: or it uses the sword as a weight
(4:16:22 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: shit that would be cool\
(4:16:27 AM) hiino: or both
(4:16:36 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: gun with a sword takes it 9/10
(4:16:42 AM) hiino: yay
(4:17:01 AM) Noxid: good match good match

wild day today at the cstsf chatroom

bonus

Spoiler

(3:45:06 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: ach
(3:47:44 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: what's a pirate's favourite letter
(3:58:17 AM) hiino: B
(3:58:25 AM) hiino: he loves nature
(3:59:11 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: why would pirates love nature
(3:59:18 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: wouldn't they love the C more
(3:59:22 AM) hiino: why wouldn't they, nature is beautiful
(3:59:31 AM) hiino: who are you to question pirates
(3:59:48 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: no, a pirate's favourite letter is P
(3:59:58 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: if you take it away he becomes irate
(4:00:06 AM) Noxid: pirates love watersports
(4:00:07 AM) hiino: shit i didn't know that one
(4:00:39 AM) Noxid: watersports is a funny name for a pretty gross fetish
(4:00:39 AM) hiino: so pirates love C, P and R
(4:00:55 AM) hiino: is that why they always say "me hearties"
(4:01:14 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: hue
(4:01:16 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: hue
(4:01:17 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: h
(4:01:17 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: u
(4:01:18 AM) ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)ノ♪♬: e

 

 

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