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21:27 WD-40 I HAVE BRUISES ALL OVER MY BODY BECAUSE I HAD TO FIGHT NAKED

 

MY APOLOGIES

 

There is no room for CONTEXT in this thread

 

http://xkcd.com/1090/

 

[21:28] <Dunc-master> It's just the shower
[21:28] <Dunc-master> The screen thinks the water is my finger
[21:28] <WD-40> one of these days
[21:29] <WD-40> that ipod
[21:29] <WD-40> is gonna die
[21:29] <Dunc-master> Why
[21:29] <WD-40> it's gonna slip and die because water
[21:30] <Dunc-master> I use zipper seal ziploc bags
[21:30] <WD-40> WELL
[21:30] <Dunc-master> And Icheck for holes whenever I get in
[21:30] <Dunc-master> It never touches the water
[21:30] <sexpy> what the fuck is wrong with you
[21:31] <sexpy> you reply to someone on the irc
[21:31] <sexpy> then suddenly
[21:31] <sexpy> er
[21:31] <sexpy> hey guys what did i miss
[21:31] <sexpy> oh one sec
[21:31] <WD-40> woah it's already 12:30
[21:31] <sexpy> wow this shower is really kinda chilly
[21:31] <sexpy> i guess i have been in here for AN HOUR
[21:32] <Dunc-master> Are you high
[21:33] <sexpy> NO
[21:33] <sexpy> I DON'T GET WHY YOU ARE ON IRC IN THE SHOWER
[21:33] <Dunc-master> Well
[21:33] <Dunc-master> I hadn't been on IRC lately
[21:33] <Dunc-master> I was taking a shower
[21:33] <WD-40> sometimes i brig my laptop on the toilet with me because i love you guys so much
[21:33] <Dunc-master> So I decided I'd get on
[21:34] <HyMyNameIsMatt> Well that settles it
[21:34] <HyMyNameIsMatt> I'm apparently normal
[21:34] <sexpy> see wd that makes some sense kinda
[21:34] <Dunc-master> I could probably fit an open netbook in the bag I have
[21:34] <sexpy> you aren't fucking surrounded by water
[21:35] <sexpy> dunc went through the trouble of fucking waterproofing his iphone or whatever
[21:35] <sexpy> jesus christ
[21:35] <WD-40> but showering? you bitches need to wait
[21:35] <Dunc-master> I put it
[21:35] <sexpy> do you have a little shelf?
[21:35] <WD-40> i must take care of my weave
[21:35] <Dunc-master> In a ziploc bag
[21:35] <sexpy> that you put it on
[21:35] <Dunc-master> No
[21:35] <HyMyNameIsMatt> I'm not gonna lie to you
[21:35] <Dunc-master> I leave it in the bathroom
[21:35] <HyMyNameIsMatt> That sounds wonderful
[21:36] <Dunc-master> IRC in the shower?
[21:36] <HyMyNameIsMatt> Yes
[21:36] <HyMyNameIsMatt> I don't know why
[21:36] <Dunc-master> It's pretty great
[21:36] <HyMyNameIsMatt> Yes
[21:36] <HyMyNameIsMatt> As long as people aren't judging
[21:36] <HyMyNameIsMatt> By the way, since you are in the shower
[21:36] <Dunc-master> Pfft
[21:36] <HyMyNameIsMatt> YOU HAVE A PENIS!
[21:36] <Dunc-master> Yes
[21:37] <HyMyNameIsMatt> Engage slight discomfort at your non-exsistant vulnerability.
[21:37] <Dunc-master> why
[21:37] <sexpy> we are here talking to you while you are naked
[21:37] <Dunc-master> Yes
[21:38] <WD-40> underage penis
[21:38] <Dunc-master> It's not like it's skype or anything
[21:38] <HyMyNameIsMatt> Do us all a favor and don't use your penis on the touch screen. Or do, I won't be able to tell.
[21:38] <WD-40> lol what if you shirtless skyped with everyone in the shower
[21:38] <sexpy> hahaha
[21:38] <Dunc-master> Maybe I've been doing that all alomg, matt

 

<Noxid> WARNING: THIS HEAD HAS OVER 100 OCs

 

[18:45:37] <@Noxid|L> > drawing a person
[18:45:42] <@Noxid|L> > realize it looks like me
[18:45:51] <@Noxid|L> > suddenly my stylus has disappeared into my ass

 

well played sir

 

[00:24] <CptFabulous> youtube is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
[00:24] <CptFabulous> so whenever someone accuses me of being homophobic, I'm like, "no man, I use youtube all the time"

 

[19:54] <WD-40> ii cant believe you guys are doing the sex
[19:54] <WD-40> (in the fanfic)
[19:55] <@GIR> o:
[19:55] <@Noxid> it was lace's idee
[19:55] <+Lace> what do you mean the sex
[19:55] <Hate9> WTF is going on?
[19:56] <+Lace> uhuh
[19:56] * Hate9 (webchat@216.58.1.206) Quit ( Quit: Web client closed )

 

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[06:21:18] <WD-40> But I would think australia would really fuck you

 

UP. D:<





Trigger warning: penis envy and science

Spoiler

[00:39] <WD-40> i had a dream i had a penis last night
[00:39] <WD-40> but at the same time it didn't exist
[00:39] <WD-40> so my mind was conflictted
[00:39] <CptFabulous> hahahaha
[00:39] <CptFabulous> ahahahahahahaha
[00:39] <WD-40> And I was like "Hm, I wonder how i should answer if someone asks what genitals I have"
[00:40] <CptFabulous> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[00:40] <CptFabulous> it's
[00:40] <WD-40> but it was right there
[00:40] <CptFabulous> it's Shroedinger's dick in a box
[00:40] <WD-40> but somehow i also had a vagina
[00:40] <WD-40> More like
[00:40] <WD-40> Shroedonger
[00:40] <CptFabulous> more like
[00:40] <CptFabulous> stop having so many vaginas all the time
[00:40] <WD-40> what
[00:40] <CptFabulous> SO MANY
[00:40] <WD-40> i have one
[00:40] <CptFabulous> TOO MUCH
[00:40] <@GIR> is the pussy alive or is it dead?
[00:40] <WD-40> oho
[00:41] <Bobbyis> Quantum penid
[00:41] * Dinny (webchat@27-33-94-187.tpgi.com.au) has joined #curlybrace
[00:41] <derpy2> Dinny! I have mail for you!
[00:41] <WD-40> it was uncircumsized

 

[23:11:53] * ChanServ sets topic to: Mistletoe
[23:12:04] <WD-40> blame it on the person next to you
[23:12:23] <CptFabulous> come on Jacob
[23:12:25] <CptFabulous> let's do this
[23:12:55] <sexpie> yesssss
[23:13:00] <WD-40> huh
[23:13:08] <sexpie> fab did you know
[23:13:13] <CptFabulous> yes
[23:13:13] <sexpie> jacob x fab is my otp
[23:13:25] <CptFabulous> It should be everyone's
[23:13:27] <WD-40> man we need ccsship
[23:13:35] <CptFabulous> !csship
[23:13:41] <CptFabulous> why doesn't it work
[23:13:48] <@Noxid|L> because sth is lazy
[23:13:49] <WD-40> sth hasnt readded it yet
[23:13:50] <Jack_Xanth> hm
[23:13:52] <CptFabulous> nigger
[23:13:57] <CptFabulous> jacob we're going to make out
[23:13:58] <Jack_Xanth> what a piece of shit
[23:14:01] <Jack_Xanth> alright
[23:14:03] <Jack_Xanth> im game
[23:14:06] <CptFabulous> great
[23:14:15] <Jack_Xanth> ive never kissed anyone before so
[23:14:19] <CptFabulous> hah
[23:14:20] <CptFabulous> GAYYYYYY
[23:14:20] <Jack_Xanth> b-be gentle, o-okay?
[23:14:40] <CptFabulous> i-it's not like I like kissing you, Jacob-sama
[23:14:50] <Jack_Xanth> oh, fab-kun
[23:15:11] * CptFabulous kawaii sparkles
[23:15:20] <Jack_Xanth> uh
[23:15:21] <Jack_Xanth> uh
[23:15:22] <Jack_Xanth> FELLATIO
[23:15:26] <CptFabulous> SURE
[23:15:30] <Jack_Xanth> OH
[23:15:31] <WD-40> guys you need to get yourselves a pair of yaoi hands
[23:15:31] <CptFabulous> I WASN'T WEARING PANTS ANYWAY
[23:15:35] <WD-40> to caress each other
[23:15:55] <Jack_Xanth> NOW I'M SUCKING YOUR DICK I GUESS SHIT
[23:15:57] <Jack_Xanth> OH JEEZ
[23:16:03] <CptFabulous> AWKWARD
[23:16:06] <Jack_Xanth> I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS OH GOD I'M GONNA VOMIT
[23:16:11] <CptFabulous> AUGH NO
[23:16:14] <Dinny> CREAM FILLED MEAT
[23:16:17] <Jack_Xanth> ALL OVER YOUR DIIIIIIICK
[23:16:18] <Dinny> FOR DESSERT
[23:16:25] <CptFabulous> HYDROCHLORIC ACID ON MY DICKHOLE FFFUUUUUU
[23:16:27] <Jack_Xanth> BLEEEEEUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAGH
[23:16:42] <CptFabulous> I NEED TO WIPE IT OFF IN YOUR ASSHOLE
[23:16:47] <sexpie> what is happening in he- OH GOD
[23:16:49] <Jack_Xanth> OH GOSH
[23:16:59] <Dinny> THIS IS GREAT
[23:17:06] <WD-40> this is like skeet fighter all over again
[23:17:08] <Jack_Xanth> FAB-KUN NOT THERE
[23:17:12] <Jack_Xanth> I POOP FROM THERE
[23:17:21] <Jack_Xanth> THIS ISN'T OKAY
[23:17:22] <CptFabulous> NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T
[23:17:28] <Jack_Xanth> I GUESS NOT
[23:17:40] * CptFabulous exclaims before he rides out of sight
[23:17:47] <CptFabulous> merry christmas to all, and to all a good night

 

[07:27.39] <Carrotlord> Why do you think I'm not a retard?

 

// 19:38 #curlybrace.WD-40:      sometimes when i stretch my arms, i pretend i'm going super saiyan
// 19:38 #curlybrace.Guest02403: does the stretch then take three episodes?

 

<WD-40> Take a look at a resume
<WD-40> I've had maple syrup, poutine, have been to canada twice, and I also enjoy uhh
<Ellis> made in a maple leaf
<WD-40> beavers
<Ellis> hell yeah
<sexpy> canadian dick?

*** CptFabulous joined #curlybrace

 

That's not very appropriate.

 

All this IRC madness has been a great Christmas present

 

I can't believe that was actually posted in full. I love you dudes, no joke.