Notable Moments in IRC

[16:36:29] <CptFabulous> the server is down until I redownload the source code
[16:36:30] <Dunc> although I did like the part where it's supposed to go
[16:36:40] <Dunc> you've been.... THUNDASTRUCK
[16:36:47] <Dunc> and you blew all the lights on the station
[16:36:54] <CptFabulous> yeah that was the entire reason I played it
[16:37:32] <Dunc> something to do with black holes or spacetime anomalies was after that
[16:37:32] <Bobbyis> wait
[16:37:34] * Daz (~IceChat9@pool-72-93-81-18.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined #curlybrace
[16:37:35] <Bobbyis> okay wait wait
[16:37:43] <Daz> no
[16:37:47] <Dunc> because you made spacetime anomalies happen for it
[16:37:48] <Bobbyis> fab explain how to blow all the lights on the entire station ato nce
[16:37:54] <Dunc> badmin
[16:37:55] <Bobbyis> is that an admin only thing
[16:37:56] <Bobbyis> oh
[16:37:57] <Bobbyis> damnit
[16:37:58] <CptFabulous> press alt+F4 to bring up the menu
[16:38:02] <Daz> are you guys talking about minecraft
[16:38:05] <CptFabulous> yes
[16:38:08] * Daz (~IceChat9@pool-72-93-81-18.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) Quit ( Client Quit )
[16:38:09] <Dunc> hahahahahahahahahahha
[16:38:10] <Bobbyis> No, space stati
[16:38:11] <Bobbyis> :c
[16:38:14] <CptFabulous> lol

UPDATE WITH 32% LESS SPACEFAGGOTRY

[19:16:30] <@Noxid> I had another idea for a song but I forgot it now
[19:16:45] <Attheshows_> You're terrible for forgetting
[19:16:54] <@Noxid> you're
[19:16:55] * Noxid (~IceChat77@fctnnbsc30w-156034090247.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.nb.bellaliant.net) Quit ( Read error: Connection reset by peer )

 

[12:46.32] <SEBTi> how will I ever read about the ethnic theory of plane crashes with butts and 69 on irc

Context, there is none

 

[11:03:30] <CptFabulous> we need more fuckin' people in this chatroom
[11:03:56] <CptFabulous> that is not an invitation for anyone to coerce their friends into coming
[11:04:10] <CptFabulous> don't bring your god damn stupid friends here
[11:05:12] <KentaKurodani> someones mad
[11:07:49] <RUNEsoft> .-.
[11:08:03] * RUNEsoft attempts to bring her friends here
[11:09:56] <CptFabulous> no fuck you I'm not mad
[11:10:33] <CptFabulous> every single person that's been brought here by a friend or sibling has worked out horribly, with one exception
[11:13:25] <KentaKurodani> and that gives you the right to deny us the ability to do so? i dont think so
[11:14:10] <CptFabulous> it doesn't give me any rights
[11:14:14] <CptFabulous> I'm fuckin telling you not to
[11:14:24] <CptFabulous> as a service to us all, because you're an idiot with poor judgement

Most people would be able to see the wisdom in these words. But for those unaware, I'm talking to Ryuuoutan.

[11:15:45] <RUNEsoft> -_-
[11:15:54] <RUNEsoft> wow, that's a nice way of asking someone
[11:16:00] <KentaKurodani> you barely know mr, you can't just decide i have bad judgement
[11:16:04] <CptFabulous> yes I can
[11:16:06] <KentaKurodani> me*
[11:16:09] <RUNEsoft> no you can't
[11:16:12] <RUNEsoft> --;
[11:16:24] <RUNEsoft> people aren't always what you think you are just because you say so
[11:16:25] <RUNEsoft> :l

They think it not be like it is, but it do.

[11:16:57] <CptFabulous> u dont no me, u cant juge me
[11:17:02] <CptFabulous> guess what, I do know you
[11:17:20] <CptFabulous> well enough to say that bringing your friends is a bad idea, because bringing your friends is ALWAYS a bad idea
[11:17:27] <RUNEsoft> you know Kenta?
[11:17:36] <RUNEsoft> surprised, I hardly ever see you talk to him
[11:17:36] <KentaKurodani> he doesnt
[11:17:37] <RUNEsoft> >>
[11:17:39] <CptFabulous> yes, he idles here all the time and occasionally says things
[11:17:43] <RUNEsoft> so do I?
[11:17:44] <RUNEsoft> >_>
[11:17:47] <CptFabulous> yes
[11:17:52] <CptFabulous> everyone knows you're an idiot
[11:17:56] <KentaKurodani> we've maybe spoken 5-6 times
[11:17:58] <RUNEsoft> lolnotheydon't
[11:18:03] <CptFabulous> Kenta is a harder case but he hasn't gone out of the way to prove himself
[11:18:17] <RUNEsoft> and if you'd like to test that, I'll ask all my friends on DA if I'm an idiot
[11:18:18] <RUNEsoft> :|
[11:18:26] <CptFabulous> do you want me to link you the profile of all the friends/brothers/sister of members that had a rough time here?
[11:18:32] <RUNEsoft> sure?
[11:18:36] <CptFabulous> >asking your friends if you're an idiot
[11:18:40] <CptFabulous> >surely not a biased sample
[11:18:46] <RUNEsoft> well
[11:18:53] <RUNEsoft> it proves that I'm not an idiot
[11:18:53] <RUNEsoft>

Just like in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, asking your friends is the only way to get the unvarnished truth.

[11:19:08] <CptFabulous> how sweet
[11:19:12] <CptFabulous> to be an idiot
[11:19:21] <RUNEsoft> how sweet to be a sadistic stupid fuck for no reason
[11:19:22] <RUNEsoft>
[11:19:48] <CptFabulous> you barely know me, and you're judging me as a sadistic stupid fuck with no reason to be one?
[11:19:55] <RUNEsoft> oh but you know me?
[11:19:59] <CptFabulous> people aren't always what you think you are just because you say so
[11:20:13] <KentaKurodani> you don't need to go out of the way to prove you aren't stupid, you simply avoid saying stupid things
[11:20:18] <RUNEsoft> lol what a nice way of copying words. I'm sure 5 years of speaking to you is enough to know you
[11:20:19] <RUNEsoft>

Reminding you of something you said. Childish.

[11:20:22] <CptFabulous> http://www.cavestory.org/forums/members/3969/ sister of mrthadawee
[11:20:53] <CptFabulous> http://www.cavestory.org/forums/members/1261/ friend of Ralren
[11:21:07] <RUNEsoft> Applesauce's icon is kawaii
[11:21:08] <RUNEsoft> <3
[11:21:12] * RUNEsoft is now known as YamameKurodani
[11:21:42] <CptFabulous> http://www.cavestory.org/forums/members/obeece.1370/ Noxid's stepbrother
[11:22:12] <CptFabulous> http://www.cavestory.org/forums/members/ballos46.2170/ dunc's friend
[11:22:36] <YamameKurodani> wow
[11:22:41] <YamameKurodani> there's probems with everyone
[11:22:43] <YamameKurodani> someone hates people
[11:22:44] <YamameKurodani> :l
[11:22:58] <CptFabulous> and some guy that was Fire's friend, I don't remember his name

Who was that fuckin' guy? He barely made any posts here and didn't start any shit, but who the fuck was he???

[11:23:08] <CptFabulous> those are all the ones I can think of off the top of my head
[11:23:36] <CptFabulous> inviting your friends is always a bad idea, no matter who you are
[11:24:02] <CptFabulous> the fact that you're an idiot is unrelated
[11:24:06] <YamameKurodani> LOL
[11:24:13] <KentaKurodani> how will the channel grow then?
[11:24:14] <YamameKurodani> I'm not an idiot and that is a fact for sure

Several peer-reviewed studies published in academic journals have proven this.

[11:24:26] <KentaKurodani> random happenstance rarely brings people
[11:24:30] <YamameKurodani> but being an ass to people for no reason sure is idiocy
[11:24:31] <CptFabulous> Ryungtin, I don't know if you know this
[11:24:40] <YamameKurodani> ..go on?
[11:24:47] <CptFabulous> but your tendency to counter arguments with "NUH UH" is sort of a meme around here
[11:24:59] <YamameKurodani> how is that a meme
[11:24:59] <YamameKurodani> :T
[11:25:05] <CptFabulous> an inside joke, if you will
[11:25:05] <YamameKurodani> for fighting back and proving you wrong
[11:25:09] <YamameKurodani> oh no, wait
[11:25:11] <YamameKurodani> I know what it is
[11:25:14] <YamameKurodani> you want to be right obviously?
[11:25:15] <YamameKurodani> yeah, I see now
[11:25:22] <YamameKurodani> you go be right, I won't fight back like a smart person would do
[11:25:23] <YamameKurodani> DDD

I guess I'll stop here, but it went on for longer. I finally got added to Rytalin's ignore list. Shit was so cash.

Spoiler

cap fab u r so arogant omg
Yeah well I'm tired of your shitposting, random hypothetical 12-year-old.

Spoiler

im 15 not 12 omg
no you're 12

 

I'm surprised that Linkruler's friend wasn't one that you could name right off the top of your head.

 

God fab ur SUCH AN ASS

 

I don't remember who Linkruler's friend is, sorry. Was it norevenge?

 

How could you not remember retard

You're such a duche for forgetting him

 

You know, he's the person that is literally everyone on the forums

 

You can't expect me to remember everything about every 12-year-old that makes a scene. I remember what counts, and what counts is that christmas is over.

 

.-. -_- --: :| >> >_> :| <3 :| :T DDD

DeviantArt is everyone's go-to place to get people to tell them that they're not stupid you didn't know?

 

ouch

Also fab you need to be omniscient come on we're counting on you man

 

I love you guys.

 

ouch

Also fab you need to be omniscient come on we're counting on you man

Being omniscient is hard.
So much to do, so much to see.

 

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01:33	Bobbyis	dammit sebti your cheese picture linked me to smoked ribs
01:33	Bobbyis	and I'm honry

 

[04:11.17] <CptFabulous> -redacted- doesn't exactly remind me of a bear
[04:11.27] <@Noxid> rabid chihuahua

 

It was metalsonic.

 

A heartwarming tale of love and betrayal, or just cliches in general.

Spoiler

[7:54:01 PM] Dunc: I've mentioned I hate my english teacher with a burning passion right
[7:54:09 PM] Doors: yes
[7:54:11 PM] Dunc: k so
[7:54:19 PM] Dunc: can you guys tell me what a cliche is
[7:54:35 PM] Doors: oh
[7:54:37 PM] Doors: well
[7:54:44 PM] Doors: i know what it is but like
[7:54:48 PM] Doors: i can't put it into words
[7:54:52 PM] Dunc: just gimme an example
[7:55:10 PM] Doors: plot twists
[7:55:16 PM] Dunc: ...mhm
[7:55:21 PM] Dunc: that's a bit vague but yeah
[7:55:38 PM] Dunc: a better example would be say, it raining after someone dies
[7:55:50 PM] Dunc: that's a cliche, right?
[7:55:53 PM] Doors: yes
[7:55:54 PM] Dunc: NOPE
[7:55:57 PM] Doors: what
[7:56:08 PM] Dunc: (spoiler alert: you're right)
[7:56:14 PM] Dunc: here just
[7:56:19 PM] Dunc: let me get her definition
[7:57:07 PM] Dunc: "an expression that has been overused such as 'dead as a doornail'"
[7:57:28 PM] Shows: Garrett
[7:57:32 PM] Doors: oh i see
[7:57:41 PM] Dunc: which isn't wrong, I mean
[7:57:51 PM] Dunc: yeah, that's a perfectly acceptable definition
[7:58:00 PM] Dunc: there are more than one
[7:58:02 PM] Shows: So Dunc you're on the list
[7:58:02 PM] Bobbyis: hey
[7:58:03 PM] Bobbyis: hey doors
[7:58:06 PM] Bobbyis: want to cry again
[7:58:07 PM] Dunc: but
[7:58:13 PM] Dunc: there was a question
[7:58:15 PM] Shows: You can message me address later
[7:58:18 PM] Dunc: on our assignment
[7:58:33 PM] Dunc: saying to find a cliche in a chapter of a book we're reading
[7:58:33 PM] Bobbyis: "It's raining." "Sir, it's sunny outsi-" "No. It's raining."
[7:58:51 PM] Dunc: gah garret why
[7:58:53 PM] Dunc: agh
[7:58:56 PM] Dunc: you hurt me
[7:59:00 PM] Bobbyis: hahahahaha
[7:59:09 PM] Dunc: god dammit garrett it's raining
[7:59:17 PM] Dunc: in any case
[7:59:31 PM] Dunc: I put down that there was a damsel in distress the protagonist had to save
[7:59:38 PM] Dunc: which is totally a cliche, right?
[7:59:44 PM] Doors: of course
[7:59:47 PM] Doors: but
[7:59:51 PM] Doors: not an expression
[7:59:55 PM] Dunc: ayup
[8:00:00 PM] Dunc: but it gets better
[8:00:00 PM] Doors: jesus christ
[8:00:08 PM] Dunc: we corrected these in class, yes?
[8:00:27 PM] Dunc: so, when we got there, I tried to explain to her that the question was misleading and not entirely true
[8:00:38 PM] Dunc: oh yeah by the way she wrote the novel study for this book
[8:00:53 PM] Dunc: so I said
[8:01:28 PM] Dunc: "a cliche is also a common recurring theme between several different unrelated medias and pieces in those medias, such as [what I wrote]"
[8:01:32 PM] Dunc: her response?
[8:01:47 PM] Dunc: "no, when something happens more than once in a book, that's a motif"
[8:01:52 PM] Dunc: can you tell me what's wrong here
[8:01:53 PM] Doors: uh
[8:02:00 PM] Doors: uhhhhhhh
[8:02:24 PM] Doors: ok teacher
[8:02:31 PM] Doors: you need to get out of that class
[8:03:14 PM] Dunc: mhm mhm
[8:03:19 PM] Dunc: so, I repeated again
[8:03:35 PM] Shows: Hey doors
[8:03:38 PM] Shows: You want a card this year
[8:03:47 PM] Dunc: "no, I'm not talking about a motif. I'm talking about it occuring between several unrelated things, like a book and a totally different movie"
[8:03:48 PM] Doors: maybe later
[8:03:57 PM] Dunc: her response made me want to die
[8:04:06 PM] Dunc: "no, a motif is only within one book"
[8:04:16 PM] Dunc: "not several unrelated things"
[8:04:21 PM] Doors: holy shit
[8:04:47 PM] Doors: how do you
[8:05:11 PM] Bobbyis: say you were thinking of a fraymotif
[8:05:23 PM] Dunc: huh?
[8:05:37 PM] Bobbyis: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Fraymotif
[8:06:53 PM] Dunc: hahaha
[8:07:04 PM] Dunc: but no then she'd have an excuse for not knowing what she's talking about
[8:07:48 PM] Dunc: but, then I continued
[8:08:00 PM] Bobbyis: " I can identify this perfectly Mrs.Teacherperson. That is a prime example of an Adagio Redshift"
[8:08:19 PM] Doors: the one guy in the class bursts out laughing
[8:09:48 PM] Dunc: "no, no. yes, a recurring theme within one continuity is a motif, but I'm talking about recurring themes between several unrelated things, like say... lord of the flies, and fight club. while I can't think of any cliches that would apply to the both of those off the top of my head, I'm sure there are some."
[8:10:01 PM] Dunc: this was probably my favorite response I've ever had from her:
[8:10:05 PM] Dunc: "what's fight club?"
[8:10:12 PM] Doors: oh my god
[8:10:17 PM] Doors: what was your response
[8:10:23 PM] Dunc: I was stupefied
[8:10:30 PM] Dunc: I legitimately said
[8:11:03 PM] Dunc: "you're an english teacher specializing in literature... and you don't know about one of the greatest modern novels ever written?"
[8:11:42 PM] Dunc: now, she refused to believe she was wrong, so she asked the class to raise their hands if they'd ever heard of "this strange novel fight club"
[8:11:49 PM] Dunc: everyone raised their hands
[8:11:53 PM] Doors: yes
[8:11:53 PM] Bobbyis: fufufufu
[8:11:59 PM] Bobbyis: you think you have a bad english teacher
[8:12:06 PM] Bobbyis: the first day with mine we were covering our books, right
[8:12:30 PM] Bobbyis: I raise my hand to ask if I should get a new cover thingy because I had my mother help me cut it at home because I'm shitty at paper bags
[8:12:37 PM] Bobbyis: she fucking unleashes hellfire wonan rage
[8:13:07 PM] Bobbyis: 'YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY CLASS, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE A QUESTION YET, YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN AND STOP TALKING BEFORE I CALL THE PRINCIPAL IN HERE"
[8:13:11 PM] Bobbyis: Bobbyis is sitting
[8:13:14 PM] Bobbyis: Bobbyis hasn't said a word
[8:13:16 PM] Dunc: covering your books?
[8:13:17 PM] Doors: holy shit
[8:13:22 PM] Shows: Wow
[8:13:29 PM] Bobbyis: yeah dunc like
[8:13:44 PM] Bobbyis: our school has textbooks that they just give to the students each year and take back once they're done
[8:13:55 PM] Bobbyis: so they have us cover them in paper bags so they don't get torn up as much
[8:14:06 PM] Bobbyis: anyways I know mine is too small but fearing the wonan rage I put it on
[8:14:11 PM] Bobbyis: < be me
[8:14:14 PM] Bobbyis: < close book
[8:14:21 PM] Bobbyis: < cover tears itself to shreds
[8:14:33 PM] Bobbyis: < spaghetti begins to drip out of teacher's pocket
[8:14:39 PM] Doors: uh
[8:14:41 PM] Dunc: yeah okay
[8:15:23 PM] Dunc: at my school they just have two condition coumns for the issuing teachers to fill out, issued and received
[8:15:43 PM] Dunc: if recieved is worse than issued they charge you like five bucks for each point lower
[8:15:54 PM] Dunc: anyway
[8:16:05 PM] Dunc: at this point my teacher was obviously seething with anger
[8:16:07 PM] Dunc: but
[8:16:12 PM] Dunc: to make things so much worse
[8:16:23 PM] Dunc: she's being fake sweet
[8:16:31 PM] Dunc: like I'm a six year old kid
[8:16:34 PM] Shows: I would have walked right out
[8:17:19 PM] Dunc: so what she does
[8:17:26 PM] Dunc: is she has me come to the front of the class
[8:17:35 PM] Dunc: and read out all my answers
[8:17:52 PM] Dunc: for the cliche one, she asked the students if I was right, fully expecting a unanimous "no"
[8:17:58 PM] Dunc: everyone in the class says yes
[8:18:01 PM] Dunc: she's furious
[8:18:02 PM] Doors: oh my god
[8:18:12 PM | Edited 8:18:15 PM] Dunc: so what she does
[8:18:13 PM] Bobbyis: oh gog
[8:18:17 PM] Shows: HAHAHA
[8:18:23 PM] Dunc: is she goes and grabs our english textbook...
[8:18:25 PM] Bobbyis: I can practically taste the wonan rage
[8:18:28 PM] Bobbyis: oh shit
[8:18:29 PM] Bobbyis: here it comes
[8:18:31 PM] Dunc: from 1974
[8:18:37 PM] Dunc: and what it says
[8:18:40 PM] Dunc: is her definition
[8:18:41 PM] Dunc: SO
[8:18:50 PM] Dunc: I GO AND GRAB A DICTIONARY
[8:18:54 PM] Dunc: FROM 2013
[8:18:55 PM] Bobbyis: YOU MADMAN
[8:19:01 PM] Dunc: IT HAS MY DEFININTION...
[8:19:03 PM] Bobbyis: YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND WHAT YOU'VE DONE
[8:19:03 PM] Dunc: AND NOT HERS
[8:19:25 PM] Doors: your english classes sound more fun than mine
[8:19:28 PM] Doors: oh my god
[8:19:31 PM] Dunc: and what she does?
[8:19:37 PM] Dunc: she says the textbook is right
[8:19:46 PM] Dunc: she says that slang has ruined dictionaries
[8:19:50 PM] Dunc: she says
[8:19:52 PM] Dunc: she says
[8:20:06 PM] Dunc: "how would a thirteen-year-old like you know better than me?"
[8:20:10 PM] Polaris: Slap her.
[8:20:12 PM] Bobbyis: I would rather have your class honestly
[8:20:26 PM] Dunc: I stand up.
[8:20:33 PM] Dunc: zip up my binder.
[8:20:40 PM] Dunc: leave.
[8:20:47 PM] Dunc: the second before I get out the door
[8:20:50 PM] Dunc: the bell rings
[8:20:56 PM] Bobbyis: OHSHITNIGGER
[8:20:58 PM] Dunc: she can't get me in trouble for leaving early
[8:20:59 PM] Doors: oh god
[8:21:07 PM] Dunc: I fucking won
[8:21:16 PM] Doors: that sounds like a fantastic day actualy
[8:21:23 PM] Bobbyis: This is the point
[8:21:26 PM] Bobbyis: where you moonwalk
[8:21:27 PM] Bobbyis: out the door
[8:21:36 PM] Bobbyis: somebody plays the final fantasy victory theme
[8:22:05 PM] Shows: ^
[8:22:13 PM] Dunc: well one of my friends has his text tone set to the pokemon battle victory theme
[8:22:19 PM] Dunc: and he got a text soon after the bell
[8:22:26 PM] Polaris: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0DLo_G90&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[8:22:58 PM] Shows: Heh
[8:23:03 PM] Bobbyis: I literally so no way
[8:23:05 PM] Bobbyis: that could have gone better
[8:23:09 PM] Shows: Dunc that must have been a fantastic day
[8:23:12 PM] Dunc: yeah
[8:23:17 PM] Dunc: in hindsight it really was

 

I'm crying in awe, Dunc. I'm literally crying at how gripping that day was for you.

You're my hero.