Notable Moments in IRC

<sexpy> well, i'm drunk
<sexpy> fuck dextaristy
<sexpy> iat catn just fauck right off

 

<Bobbyis> He may be noble indeed, but is he noble inthought?

 

I felt like I had to leave after that, it was so terrible.

 

<CptFabulous> I confess
<CptFabulous> I am a nigger
<Jack_Xanth> knew it
<Jack_Xanth> your pale complexion gave it away
<Jack_Xanth> nobody is that white
<Jack_Xanth> i knew you were faking this whole time

 

[11:42.39] <WD-40> semen is holy water

[11:42.51] <@Ellis> everyone knows that
[11:43.17] <@Noxid> note to self: stay away from jake's holy water

 

[11:42.39] <WD-40> semen is holy water

[11:42.51] <@Ellis> everyone knows that
[11:43.17] <@Noxid> note to self: stay away from jake's holy water

:'( Sounds like I missed a beautiful conversation.

 

You miss everything ever

 

Hey guys remember that one time Jacob got drunk and then drank holy water





Yeah it's probably a good idea to stay away from it nox

 

[11:08] <Omega> So how are you guys dong in irl

 

[09:02.45] <Dunc> ~slogan little children
[09:02.46] <+Will> Easy as little children.
[09:02.56] <Bobbyis> haha oh my god
[09:02.57] <@Noxid> oh dear

 

[03:05.31] <WD-40> sorry i'll
[03:05.33] <WD-40> fuck you bobby

 

No.

 

<Ellis> here's a german guy licking all his anime figures

[redacted]
<Noxid> why
<Ellis> why not
<Noxid> because we have rules
<Noxid> that separate us from the animals

 

[01:11] <RevolvingDoors> OW DUNC NO STAWHP
[01:12] <WD-40> what are you 2 doing jesus
[01:12] <@GIR> playing bad touch good touch
[01:12] <@Noxid> keep your hands to yourself
[01:12] <RevolvingDoors> he's doing jesus
[01:12] <Dunc> hey
[01:12] <RevolvingDoors> like literally
[01:12] <@Noxid> this is a public chat
[01:13] <WD-40> keep youre porn to youre self
[01:13] <Dunc> I'm singing jesus
[01:13] <RevolvingDoors> he's singing, jesus
[01:13] <RevolvingDoors> guys
[01:13] <@GIR> JESUS BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH
[01:13] <WD-40> Hey Jesus, Dunc is singing!
[01:13] <Dunc> I'm singing about jesus
[01:13] <@GIR> hey jesus keep your hands to yourself
[01:13] <RevolvingDoors> cattheist is the only religion
[01:14] <WD-40> that's the priests, not jesus hiimself
[01:14] <RevolvingDoors> catheist*
[01:14] <@GIR> or is jesus a priest!?!?
[01:14] <Dunc> no
[01:14] <RevolvingDoors> jesus is
[01:15] <RevolvingDoors> one of jesus' disciples
[01:15] <Dunc> but priests are sort of jesus
[01:15] <@GIR> jesus is a priest
[01:15] <@GIR> he preaches things and holds sermons
[01:15] <@GIR> that's good enough for me
[01:15] <RevolvingDoors> jesus is in us
[01:15] <RevolvingDoors> yes, jesus is in all of us
[01:15] <@GIR> woah woah
[01:15] <WD-40> gross
[01:15] <@GIR> jesus that's rape
[01:15] <WD-40> i never consented to this

2[01:15] <+Will> http://manicsu-panica.deviantart.com/art/Wolf-suit-completed-284582854
[01:15] <WD-40> i dont' care what i said when i was drunk
[01:15] <WD-40> no means no
[01:16] <sexpy> well what about the word yes
[01:16] <@GIR> desu he spiked your water
[01:16] <sexpy> does yes mean yes
[01:16] <@GIR> turned it into wine
[01:16] <WD-40> dammit jesus

 

[17:05:56] <Hiino> oh, btw, Ellis maybe you will hate me but these days I'm kinda into meta
[17:05:59] <Hiino> l
[17:06:00] <Hiino> fuck

 

^ Adds on.



[19:06] <Noxid> teehee
[19:06] <Meru> Oh, dear.
[19:06] <WD-40> otp







I never knew~

 

We were discussing lifting...



[21:46] <@GIR> women can do these others things called uh shit
[21:46] <@GIR> i forget it but
[21:46] <@GIR> i couldn't do it

[21:49] <@GIR> women can do "snatches"
[21:49] <WD-40> is that lifting weights with your vagina?
[21:49] <WD-40> i thought those were kegels
[21:49] <@GIR> http://visual.merriam-webster.com/images/sports-games/strength-sports/weightlifting/snatch.jpg
[21:49] <@GIR> i suck at snatches
[21:49] <Bobbyis> hehehe
[21:50] <@GIR> but you have to have really good form in doing snatches

2[21:50] <@GIR> my dad's gf is really good at the snatch
[21:50] <@Noxid[A]> gir
[21:50] <@Noxid[A]> i'm gonna ask you to just
[21:50] <@Noxid[A]> not use those words anymore

 

[20:10] <GIR> did you expect everyone
[20:10] <Doors> why would you say something like that
[20:10] <GIR> to NOT wear panties?
[20:10] <Welo> man you guys are fucking perverts
[20:10] <Welo> robots and panties
[20:10] <GIR> do you think curly is just bare bottom?
[20:10] <GIR> are you that sick?
[20:10] <Doors> well obviously if you ahve her panties
[20:10] <Welo> I didn't really think about Curly's junk before now
[20:10] <Welo> so thanks I guess







We always welcome 'new members' into our bosoms.

 

[12:31.15] <CptFabulous> hey guys GUYS
[12:31.18] <CptFabulous> did you HERE
[12:31.20] <Noxid> hey
[12:31.21] <Cund> what
[12:31.23] <Hiino> hi
[12:31.24] <CptFabulous> about the SBAHJ book?
[12:31.27] <Cund> yes
[12:31.28] <Noxid> yes
[12:31.28] <Hiino> yes
[12:31.30] <CptFabulous> fuck
[12:31.31] * CptFabulous (~Captain@d108-180-89-134.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: IceChat - Its what Cool People use)

 

[23:53] <GIR> ohi noxid
[23:53] <@Noxid|L> hi gir
[23:53] <@GIR> i beat off
[23:53] <@Noxid|L> that's nice

[23:53] <@GIR> ahahahahahahaha
[23:53] <@GIR> but yeah i also finished that rpgmaker game OFF



[23:55] <@GIR> how far did you get in beating off, noxid?
[23:55] <@Noxid|L> oh I barely got started
[23:55] <Bobbyis> bwahaha
[23:55] <@Noxid|L> my mom showed up