Re: Community Minecraft Server!
Ideas from someone who just read the Wikipedia article instead of the
Divine Comedy:
0. We don't really need a "meh" vestibule section. It's just a bunch of lame dudes chasing a banner, which you can't really build. So just the nine circles, then.
1. First circle is for good guys that weren't given the chance to accept Jesus as their lord and savior. It's a nice place; green fields and a castle with seven gates to represent the seven virtues. Not too complicated for Minecraft.
2. Lust. This is just a giant windstorm. I dunno guys. If we can't follow the book literally, maybe capturing the spirit will do. In that case, water. Currents everywhere. Lust should be difficult and frustrating to navigate.
3. Gluttony. In the book there's nasty mud everywhere and a rain of poop, so I think soul sand and dripping lava should emulate that adequately. Maybe put chests of raw meat and rotten flesh around, too?
4. Greed. It's full of guys pushing heavy stuff with their chests and playing Red Rover like that. I really have no idea for this one.
5. Wrath. Okay this is where shit gets complicated. The outer part is a marshy river type thing (there is definitely a marsh and a river), and then there's a big wall.
Inside the wall is a giant hole, which has four levels. The rim of the hole is...
6. Heresy. The only description I have is "a bunch of dudes in burning tombs." That sounds fun to create, just make them out of netherrack. The rest, you have creative license over.
7. The next rim of the pit is violence. It has three things in it, which are supposed to be in separate rings but we don't have room for that: boiling river of blood and fire, gnarled thorny bushes (WHO ARE PEOPLE!), and a desert of burning sand with fire raining from the sky. That all sounds do-able. Obviously the river of blood and fire will just be lava.
8.
Jesus Christ I have no idea what the hell we're gonna do here.
9. The exciting one, where all the traitors go! I'm thinking four progressively deeper circles of snow and ice, but we may not have a lot of room to work with at this point. Too bad we can't make a big ol' model of Satan. Wait, shit, ice melts, doesn't it? Well bugger.
So yeah... that's it. More work than a tower of Babel, but more interesting to make in my opinion. We can pretend all those creepers and skeletons are damned souls, I guess.