Badly Drawn Adventure

Get flask.
Get flask.
Get flask, then duck and cover.
(Dungeon Man reference. If you don't get it, you fail.)

Throw flask at the wall.
Also, get brick.

 

Get brick.
Talk to Kazuma person behind wall.

 

What Captain Fabulous said, but in a way that I said it.

 

Look in the hole..?

 

go talk to the person in the wall. with a brick.

 

Get brick.

The brick may be useless, but it will certainly make for a great joke.
DING! You got a *Brick*!

Talk to Kazuma person behind wall.

The guy behind the hole looks a bit like a pirate.

"Oh thank god! I thought I'd never see a human face again. Wait, who are you?"​

 

Ask pirate dude if he walked off the plank, and how long he's been here.

 

The walls are closing in. Get bone.

 

Merge your Psi essence with the pirate-looking dude and become more powerful than any other mortal. Use Psionic Shockwave to break out of your cell.

It's a StarCraft reference. If you don't get it you suck.

 

YOU THERE. BOY.

 

Convert your club into an Arcturian Megaclub.

 

Ask pirate dude if he walked off the plank,

"Ha ha. That joke wasn't funny the first hundred times."

and how long he's been here.

"I'm not sure. There's no way to measure time in here, but since they locked us up in here... I don't know, about a month maybe. I've been feeling like going insane for the last few days or so."​

 

Heheheh..

Join pirate guy in going insane.

 

Melding your Psi essence isn't out of the question yet.

 

neither is force-feeding the pirate the powder you got by tongue-fu. or if that doesn't work, eating it yourself.

 

The Powder could be Gunpowder.
Ask Pirate "Do you have anything that could start a fire?"

 

Melding your Psi essence isn't out of the question yet.

Oh yeah, that's a brilliant idea! You can't wait to do that!

...

You don't actually know how to do that...

neither is force-feeding the pirate the powder you got by tongue-fu. or if that doesn't work, eating it yourself.

There are so many things wrong with this idea, it defies continuity.

The Powder could be Gunpowder.
Ask Pirate "Do you have anything that could start a fire?"

"I have a lighter, but it's out of fuel. Don't ask."​

Spoiler

Join pirate guy in going insane.

I wish I could do GIF animations. This command would get an absolutely priceless one. Unfortunately, I'm a tad bit incompetent at animating, to say the least.

Also, contest: The first one to give me the correct name of the meme will be awarded a completely worthless point.

 

Inquire about ZippoMushroom.
(Were you refering to ZippoCat...?)

 

What meme? Do you mean S. C.'s name? Because I have no clue. To me, the only thing S. C. stands for is StarCraft.

 

Ask the Pirate if you can have the Lighter, it may be useful later. Also, since you searched the opening in the wall with your tongue, you may have missed something. Search the opening for stuff.
Also start saying names in Courier New because it looks cool.