Badly Drawn Adventure

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Jul 24, 2009 at 9:46 PM
T-Jack
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This is just a random MSPA-style adventure. Please don't laugh at the art. Or nevermind, laugh as you want, it's lame. So let's get started:

You are this guy.

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Do your worst.​
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Captain Fabulous
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You got OBottle of UrineO!
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 9:58 PM
T-Jack
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I'm not sure if I should ignore your idea or go with it. See, what I had in mind was the more traditional "one artist" approach...
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 10:03 PM
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Oh. Sorry.
Okay, make him pee into the bottle. So he can have a bottle of his own urine.
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 10:04 PM
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bottles of urine ftw
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 10:17 PM
T-Jack
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Okay, since you've already made that picture, we can go with it.

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DING! You have a *Bottle of Urine*!​
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 10:40 PM
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*Cue Legend of Zelda item get music*
You put the Bottle of Urine in your inventory.
Look around the room. It has at least three walls, you know, not just the one we can see.
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 10:56 PM
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Look around the room. It has at least three walls, you know, not just the one we can see.

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Nnnnnnnnnnnope. It's just one wall all the way to... wherever it goes. Now that you think about it, that's kinda strange. But also, now that you think about it, maybe peeing in a bottle and putting it in your pocket wasn't as smart as you thought.​
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 11:00 PM
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Take off your hat and put it in the inventory.
Let's see what we find.
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 11:12 PM
T-Jack
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Take off your hat and put it in the inventory.

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What? Take off your hat, your most beloved possession? You would never do that! Ever!​
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 11:16 PM
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Use the phone to call 911.
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 11:24 PM
T-Jack
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Use the phone to call 911.

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What phone? You mean your brand new *Sausage Warmer*? Well, tough luck, you won't call anyone with that any time soon. At least your sausage is now warm.
DING! You have a *Sausage*​
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 11:49 PM
T-Jack
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Oooh, is that a triple update?

eat sausage.

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Oh yeah, NOW you're talking! Finally you'll try out your brand new *Sausage Warmer*-

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...

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BLAAARGH!! OH MY GOD RIGHT INTO THE HAT!!​
 
Jul 24, 2009 at 11:51 PM
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mix the urine with the puke shit.
 
Jul 25, 2009 at 12:08 AM
T-Jack
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mix the urine with the puke shit.

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Sniff! Your beloved hat! Well, you can't help it now, anyway, so you pour all the urine in your bottle into the puke, just to see what will it do.​

[And don't worry, I noticed that mistake.]
 
Jul 25, 2009 at 12:08 AM
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Put the hat in your inventory now.

Break the bottle on the table and put the broken bottle in your inventory.
 
Jul 25, 2009 at 12:25 AM
T-Jack
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Put the hat in your inventory now. Break the bottle on the table and put the broken bottle in your inventory.

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You have a *Broken bottle* and *Hat of Piss'n'Puke*. You'd include some DING! lines, but are too sad to do it.​
 
Jul 25, 2009 at 12:27 AM
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Invert the hat so the mess is on the outside, and then hang it on the warmer so it hardens into something more protective.
 
Jul 25, 2009 at 12:27 AM
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slice the picture apart (using the broken bottle)
 
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