Badly Drawn Adventure

Okay, it's time to start getting things done (with Delores).

Examine the walls.

Just for convenience's sake, you assume that the wall with door in it (the unseen one) is South. On the western wall, there is a barely visible stain of whothehellknows, that feels softer than the rest of the wall. The northern wall is densely covered by mathematical and chemical equations, graphs and diagrams. You try to read one, but it makes your head hurt, though you're not sure if it's because of the darkness or the equation's complexity. Probably both.
The eastern wall...

Hmm... there are some cracks in the wall here. In fact, the only cracks in this room besides those around the door.

check for weak spots in the walls, then, if there is any, use the spike to make a hole in the wall.

That stained spot looked quite weak. You whip out your spike...

... and get it stuck in the wall.​

[You may call me lazy. Guess what? I don't care.]

 

eat your foot.

 

Try to pull out spike and use it on east wall.

If it doesn't work, try to break it down without the spike.

 

Examine ceiling.

 

Deliver a flying scissor-kick to the spike to drive it into the wall.

 

Hmm

Use the hardened hat as a blunt insturment and hammer the spike through the wall?

 

Do we even have the puke hat anymore, or did we lose it when we got knocked out?

 

Yeap.

Episode 3: One Flew From The Cuckoo's Nest

Check your inventory
You are pleased to find out that the goddamned mushrooms didn't find their way into your inventory, and that nothing is missing from it.​

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I don't remember it getting taken before the court room thing, either..

 

But did we ever get the hat out from under the rock? You can go find out for me, since I am much too lazy to click "View Post" in that quote and then go back a few pages. I know we tipped the boulder over, but the mushrooms may have gotten to us before we collected our super hat.

 

We never did get that hat back.

 

Really?

Really?
Eh, then I'd like to go with Captain's kicking the spike idea....

 

if possible, take the spike out and use the back end of it to finish breaking that part of the wall

 

Examine ceiling.

Hmm... That is most definitely a ceiling. But nope, nothing interesting there.

eat your foot.

Your stomach loudly announces its emptiness. You feel so hungry, even your own feet look delicious. In fact...

BITCH THAT FUCKING HURTS!

Try to pull out spike and use it on east wall.

You don't like the sight of your only weapon sticking out of a friggin' wall. You grab it and pull.

CRACK! You pull the spike out with a part of the wall still stuck on it. This sends you flying across the room...

... where the opposite wall smacks you. The crash is so strong that it makes a brick-shaped stone fall out od the wall, revealing a previously hidden compartment.​

 

Insert tongue into compartment.

 

...after examining it closely.

 

Where's your sense of adventure, man? Plunge ahead into the unknown, tongue-first!

 

Aaaand... sig'd

 

oy vey.
start talking to your weapon, cowering in fear for it looks like a shroom.
or eat it and grow mega size, like mario, everyone's favorite high plumber

 

The SPIKE can no longer stab, but it is still a good blunt weapon.
Rename the SPIKE to CLUB and put it into your inventory.

 

The SPIKE can no longer stab, but it is still a good blunt weapon. Rename the SPIKE to CLUB and put it into your inventory.

Your *Spike* now looks more like a mushroom-shaped stone mace, but you realize that beating up those mushrooms with it will be at least thousand times cooler. Also, DING! You got a *Club*!

Insert tongue into compartment.

You figure that you are here only because of your recklessness, so you could as well continue in the same style. You probe the small cavity with your tongue.

BLAGH! Using your icredible Tongue-Fu skills, you remove a flask full of powder-like substance from the compartment.

While putting it into your inventory, you notice that somebody behind the western wall is trying to capture your attention.​