The Wish-Granting Game

Granted no smilies are used on weekdays and weekends lawl I wish immortalshippo would stop shoving Nutty Bars in my mouth like when Quote shoves Mah Pignon in Curly's mouth. off subject im typing with my Dsi

 

Granted, but now immortalshippo shoves bombs in your mouth

I wish that Mosters Inc. 2 was out already

 

Granted Noxid got ran over by a Cleavland Steamer

I wish I can write a good Fanfiction on Cave Story

1. We do not tolerate anything involving hurting kitties on this here forums.

2. Same with sex moves involving fecal matter.


Anyway..

Granted. It sucks.

I wish the clusterfuck of new members would end.

 

Granted; a bunch of people who signed up two years ago and never posted become active instead

I wish everyone wouldn't avoid me like a cyclone ranger

 

granted they make a yogi bear show that's on from 12:00pm to 1:00pm.

i wish i had the mega buster i wish it just appeared out of nwhere i wish it didnt have to be painfully put on i wish i could just get it off i wish i was just as smart and i wish this wish couldnt be corrupted.

 

Granted 2 years later a midget does a karate kick on your crotch. I wish people would stop thinking I'm a n00b

 

Granted, you travel to 2015.

I wish I had 22 fingers.

 

Granted, your toes have been surgically implanted onto your hands, and you have two donated black fingers.

I wish restaurants didn't hate teenagers

 

Granted, they now hate everyone else.

I wish for everything.

 

You have wished for something you already have. Wishing for something you already have costs 1000$.

I wish a specialization in cardiology

 

Granted! Specialisation in Cardiology... is needed to give you a heart transplant.

I wish Alyx wouldn't grant things with stuff that has nothing to do with the wish, unless it's funny. So we can stop calling him a noob.

 

Granted but theres so much stuff that theres no space on youre house left therefore forcing you to sleep on youre car or dump the majority of it effectively destroying the point of youre wish.

now for an obscure wish i wish i was sonic.

 

Wish granted!
But you instantly loose control of your speed causing you to break unbreakable barriers, causing you to die and have cancer.

I wish I had a higher title rank D:

 

Granted. You spam the living fuck out of the forums, and manage to achieve an incredibly high postcount before a moderator logs on and bans you.

I wish the advising office were still open.

 

granted but seconds later a fire happens on the entire building.

i wish i already had a 3ds (as in a 3ds from the future) and also a copy of cave story 3d.

 

Granted but then the 3DS got screwed up when you dropped it (nice one dumba$$)and unable to fix it due to the fact that Nintindo haven't sold one yet and therefore no warrenty. hows that for "having something to do with the wish"

I wish a Zombie Apocolypes like L4D happens and I'm one of the survivors and nobody in my team are a bunch of Dumbasses. lemme see you courupt that one jackass genie

 

Granted they're super dumbasses.

i wish my wishes couldnt be corrupted watcha gonna do now eh.

and im talking about you axly.

 

Granted. They become banned.

I wish axly would exist and harm that Marx guy bodily, and then cease to exist again.
( meh, 's okay, Alyx. Also, plot.)

 

granted but i decide do act as if this were opposite day and do the opposite.

i wish i knew why immortalshippo wanted axly to harm me.

 

granted but i decide do act as if this were opposite day and do the opposite.

i wish i knew why immortalshippo wanted axly to harm me.

Grained! Shredded! Cheese! Wedge of!

I wish I could help Communism help me help Communism help me help us all...