The Wish-Granting Game

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Sep 28, 2010 at 2:09 AM
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granted, but it has a trojan virus on it from that illegal emulator app

i wish i was king dedede
 
Sep 28, 2010 at 2:29 AM
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Granted. Have fun in Iji: Beyond Origin.
By the way, You don't really appear in plot related episodes.

I wish for Nintendo to adopt Rare again and for Whoopee Camp to be reborn.
 
Sep 28, 2010 at 2:54 AM
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granted, but because you forgot naughty dog getting crash bandicoot back, and making ps2 games, i rage, and destroy you.

i wish rayman 1 got a sequel in it's form of gameplay.
 
Oct 5, 2010 at 3:17 PM
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Granted, but it's a really shitty sequel that a disgruntled fan living in his/her basement made in 10 minutes.

I wish someone (besides me) would contribute to this thread.
 
Oct 5, 2010 at 3:39 PM
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wish granted, but that person destroys the thread cause they couldnt write music to save their life.

i wish i had more money. even if it's just 1 cent
 
Oct 5, 2010 at 3:42 PM
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Granted. Your whole family dies and you inherit their money.

I wish this class were more interesting.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 4:34 AM
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Granted, it is a biology class. You are the current topic. Today's lesson includes: Dissection.

I wish that life was a whole lot easier.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 5:45 AM
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granted. however, so many people become bored with the easy life that new laws are passed to make life harder again

i wish i had some better sig material for outside the spoiler tags
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 6:20 AM
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Granted, you steal everyone elses signitures. Eventually, they find out you did it and chase you across the globe. After several near misses you finally lose them in India. Unfortunately, you are trampled by an elephant.

I wish someone would invent a wish for me.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 7:01 AM
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wish granted. i invent a wish where you end up killing yourself after bombing all the captial cities of the world.

i wish i weighed exactly 100 less pounds
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 5:15 PM
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Granted, you lost exactly 100 pounds of water in your body. You are now human jerky.

I wish I was immortal.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 5:23 PM
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Congratulations. You are immortal. Oh by the way, everyone else on earth instantly dies.

I wish my WiFi worked after 10:00 pm/before 7:00 am.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 6:25 PM
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I wish my WiFi worked after 10:00 pm/before 7:00 am.

Granted, but it doesn't run before 10pm and after 7am.

I wish I had a cure for the common cold.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 7:11 PM
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granted, but you have cancer.

i wish my avatar was a meme.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 7:20 PM
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Granted. Because of it's newfound fame, longcat kills you.

I wish Fabulous would be a man and post in the "I'm leaving" thread, instead of having T-Jack do it.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 7:24 PM
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I wish I could control time or some shit like that
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 7:50 PM
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Granted. You are inserted into the game Bunny Must Die. Forever.

I wish that someone would fix my wifi.
 
Oct 11, 2010 at 8:11 PM
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Granted. It now broadcasts wifi continuously, at one bar level of service.

I wish my iPhone was a laptop.
 
Oct 12, 2010 at 1:20 AM
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Granted. You can now cover these fees by allowing yourself to be buttraped.
@Cultr1 thanx because I'm in the same room as my wifi so the signal strength is moot.
I wish Apple would make a product called an iWish.
 
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