The Wish-Granting Game

granted you are now trapped in the forums

i wish for capitalization and punctuation

 

GRANTED. NOW EVERYONE IS TALKING IN ALL CAPS. THANKS BRO.
I wish that whenever I needed a certain amount of money, I would just reach into my pocket and grab however much money I needed out. In bills only.

 

Your wish has been granted. However, all this money is coming from starving 3rd world countries. You asshole.

I wish for a hug that will inflict no harm upon me

 

Granted. However, whenever you get kisses or have sex, you lose one of your organs.
I wish everyone would stop making fun of me.

 

Granted. However, whenever you get kisses or have sex, you lose one of your organs.

So Yakkers has no need to worry?

I wish everyone would stop making fun of me.

Granted. They're trying to kill you now.

I wish the goggles did something.

 

Granted. That overused joke is finally over.


I wish dragonboots wasn't such an idiot

 

Gratnde Hwevr all we is idiots are now, hurp

I wish I was better at Minecraft

 

Granted, now the game is a continuation of penis.gif's.

I wish I had photoshop

 

Granted. you now have Photoshop 1. it sucks.

i wish nothing.

 

Granted. the world will explode in 3, 2, 1.
I wish that the thread "A Message to GEARakaCHEEZER" would disappear with no ill effects (try messing that one up)

 

Granted, but all the rest of the thread on the forums are deleted as well.

I wish my left index finger would stop firing so many goddamn lazers.

 

Granted. You now fire them out of the back of your retina.

i wish i knew why my router breaks promptly at 10 each night

 

Granted. You know why it does, but unfortunately that doesn't get you any closer to fixing it.

I wish for a purposeful life.

 

Granted. You now take everyone's job. You are purposeful.
I wish I had a Hwachaa!

 

HWACHAA!!
Just for you.

I wish Kain wasn't such a sack of flan

 

Granted. Now you are a sack of flan.
I wish I was put in Touhou 12.8 - Great Fairy Wars

 

Granted. You are the main character in that game. However, whenever anyone who is playing the game dies, you lose a chunk of flesh from a random spot on your body.

I wish I had moar dakka!

 

wish granted. however, since Awesomeness Is Volatile, it blows up in your face. have fun with your face full of millions of bullets.

i wish for more gay tolerance.

 

Granted. Scientists determine their tensile strength within a tolerance of +/- 2.4kN

I wish the Flan Princess would give me a pink tail

 

ignore this, browser was stupid.