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The Wish-Granting Game

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Jul 29, 2011 at 10:04 PM
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Granted, but it is a Super Smash Bros. bubble shield, it is impossible to destroy, but once activated it can't be turned off either.

I wish for everything ever.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 10:07 PM
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granted and i mean literally everything including all deadly and incurable diseases so moments later you die.

I wish for a Cerberus Puppy(my fave mythological being(along with dragons))
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 10:09 PM
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Firehead: Granted. But you now have a new enemy: me and my sword that can destroy anything. We then go into endless battle and don't stop until we die of old age.

Someguy: Granted, and you also have all forms of cancer.

Merder: Granted. But for relesing mythology into the real world, everything explodes.

Everyone needs to stop being so fast with their posts.

I wish for a pet nahrwal.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 10:10 PM
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Granted, it tears you to pieces.

I wish I was a demo.

CommanderJersey: Granted, it impales you in the balls.
 
Jul 30, 2011 at 10:58 AM
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granted you are a demo of a guy impaled.

I wish for a wallet with limitless amount of cash.
 
Jul 30, 2011 at 11:40 AM
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GRANTED BUT ALL CASH CONTAINS CANCER.

I wish for danger-free control over time.
 
Jul 30, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Noxid
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Mention of cancer or other generic terminal afflictions in this thread is a crime punishable by death
 
Jul 30, 2011 at 2:24 PM
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Granted.

I wish for crime punishable by death.
 
Aug 3, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Tpcool
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Noxid said:
Mention of cancer or other generic terminal afflictions in this thread is a crime punishable by death
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Someguy said:
I wish for crime punishable by death.
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Granted, you get tentacle-raped to death (new government policy for bad crimes!) because you mentioned cancer in this thread.

I wish for Windows Movie Maker to stop crashing.
 
Aug 3, 2011 at 5:59 PM
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Granted, your computer crashes one last time instead.

I wish for a deck of cards.
 
Aug 3, 2011 at 8:41 PM
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Granted. But it was the deck that you were standing on. Above a lake of fire.

I wish for a pen.
 
Aug 3, 2011 at 9:21 PM
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Someguy
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Granted, it has no ink in it.

I wish for this forum to implode.
 
Aug 3, 2011 at 9:24 PM
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Granted, we went back in time and saved it.
I wish that my computer wasn't overheating.
 
Aug 3, 2011 at 9:30 PM
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Granted, it's frozen now.
 
Aug 4, 2011 at 3:10 PM
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PROFIT.

I wish for bare hands on babes to be forbidden by law
 
Aug 4, 2011 at 7:28 PM
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Granted, now bear hands on babes is legal.

I wish for some bear hands.
 
Aug 4, 2011 at 7:50 PM
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A bear just used his hands to maul you to death :\

I wish for superpowers :3
 
Aug 4, 2011 at 7:52 PM
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Granted, you have Dr. Manhattan's plasma penis, I'm afraid your non plasma body couldn't withstand it's immense power.

I wish for all intense modes in videogames to dissapear.
 
Aug 5, 2011 at 11:36 AM
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granted now it is the standard difficulty without them telling.

I wish for boring games to just disappear(Cave story so isn't in that category)
 
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