• Hey everyone happy Christmas Eve we're aware of what's happened with the source code so to keep this simple absolutely don't post it on the site or use it to make mods with (it's not particularly preferable toward this end anyway) and tread lightly in general until we see how this settles, thanks to all and have a great holiday season -DT

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Jul 28, 2011 at 10:24 PM
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I just blew it up.
Here's the keys!

I give a free wish to the next poster.
 
Jul 28, 2011 at 10:49 PM
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Yay! I get a free wish!

I wish that chinfish would never die and anyone who tries to attack him would die.
 
Jul 28, 2011 at 10:51 PM
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Granted it's fist victim is you because you wanted to test its self defense ability.

I wish for everything and nothing
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 1:06 AM
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Granted. But you now have cancer.

I wish for a giant frisbee.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 10:21 AM
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Granted, here's your giant flesh eating dog too.

I wish for gold.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 10:53 AM
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Granted, you now have the midas touch. Guess who's constantly touching their internal organs?

I wish for
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 12:23 PM
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Your wish is being processed, holy shit I'm not, no such item exists in the universe, oh fuck I'm dead.
*explodes, killing you in the process*

I wish for 4.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 12:40 PM
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Wish grented you get 4 more heads :S

I Wish that wishes came true :(
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 1:27 PM
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Granted. My wish that wishes don't come true make this a paradox. Have fun dieing with the rest of time and space.

I wish for a 2 mile long German Shepard
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 1:43 PM
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Youve already got one, Your mom!
Sorry couldt resist ^^

I wish this thread would just end :(
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 1:45 PM
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Granted, but it's starts again.

I wish you knew that was actually talking about an actual dog.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 2:53 PM
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I now know but still think your mom is better... ^^

I Wish I wished
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 2:55 PM
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Granted, you wished to never be heard from again.

I wish I could see an explosion explode.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:20 PM
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Granted. It's the last thing you see before you die.

I wish for a pencil.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:26 PM
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Granted, now let me show you a magic trick.

I wish for restraining order.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:33 PM
inside is yello
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Granted. You are restrained from all Doctors and Medical Personnel. Too bad they were about to save your life.

I wish to be able to breathe underwater.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:35 PM
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Granted. Unbeknownst to you, that power only lasts until you are so deep you will not be able to reach the surface in time.
EDIT: I wish portal 2 wasn't as laggy on my computer.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:44 PM
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Granted, but that requires all your quality settings to drop to minimum.

I wish for a thread.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 9:26 PM
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Granted. Here's a small peice of thread from my shirt. Have fun.

I wish for a pug that can kill over 9000 people.
 
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