The Wish-Granting Game

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Jul 28, 2011 at 10:24 PM
Kuro
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I just blew it up.
Here's the keys!

I give a free wish to the next poster.
 
Jul 28, 2011 at 10:49 PM
CommanderJersey
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Yay! I get a free wish!

I wish that chinfish would never die and anyone who tries to attack him would die.
 
Jul 28, 2011 at 10:51 PM
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Merder
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Granted it's fist victim is you because you wanted to test its self defense ability.

I wish for everything and nothing
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 1:06 AM
CommanderJersey
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Granted. But you now have cancer.

I wish for a giant frisbee.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 10:21 AM
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Someguy
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Granted, here's your giant flesh eating dog too.

I wish for gold.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 10:53 AM
jed37
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Granted, you now have the midas touch. Guess who's constantly touching their internal organs?

I wish for
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 12:23 PM
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Someguy
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Your wish is being processed, holy shit I'm not, no such item exists in the universe, oh fuck I'm dead.
*explodes, killing you in the process*

I wish for 4.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 12:40 PM
JetHawk95
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Wish grented you get 4 more heads :S

I Wish that wishes came true :(
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Kuro
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Granted. My wish that wishes don't come true make this a paradox. Have fun dieing with the rest of time and space.

I wish for a 2 mile long German Shepard
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 1:43 PM
JetHawk95
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Youve already got one, Your mom!
Sorry couldt resist ^^

I wish this thread would just end :(
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Kuro
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Granted, but it's starts again.

I wish you knew that was actually talking about an actual dog.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 2:53 PM
JetHawk95
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I now know but still think your mom is better... ^^

I Wish I wished
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 2:55 PM
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Someguy
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Granted, you wished to never be heard from again.

I wish I could see an explosion explode.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. It's the last thing you see before you die.

I wish for a pencil.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:26 PM
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Granted, now let me show you a magic trick.

I wish for restraining order.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. You are restrained from all Doctors and Medical Personnel. Too bad they were about to save your life.

I wish to be able to breathe underwater.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:35 PM
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bobbyis
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Granted. Unbeknownst to you, that power only lasts until you are so deep you will not be able to reach the surface in time.
EDIT: I wish portal 2 wasn't as laggy on my computer.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 3:44 PM
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Someguy
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Granted, but that requires all your quality settings to drop to minimum.

I wish for a thread.
 
Jul 29, 2011 at 9:26 PM
CommanderJersey
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Granted. Here's a small peice of thread from my shirt. Have fun.

I wish for a pug that can kill over 9000 people.
 
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