The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, she's addicted to crack instead.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted. For there being nothing, you never wished, there isn't nothing, so you wish for nothing. The cycle continues forever.
I already said this a bunch of pages back.

I wish for ideas.

 

Done, your brain explodes by the overload of ideas.

I wish for more explosions.

 

You have exploded.

I wish to explode.

 

Granted, you were a dud.

I wish for duds.

 

Granted. You are one as well.

I wish for less duds.

 

Granted, there are no more duds, one day on an epic adventure a boss threw a granade that was supposed to be a dud if duds still existed, it blew up killing you.
Your epic adventure never came to an epic end.

I wish for an epic adventure.

 

It ended with fire- not an epic ending.

I wish for an epic ending.

 

Granted, only in the end do you understand how empty life really is without epic adventures.

I wish to go off topic.

 

We have a discussion on this thread, but you get an IP ban ._.

I wish for 2 cents.

 

Granted, they were stolen from the president of United States, Obama probed your ass.

I wish for everything to be upside down.

 

˙ɥsıʍ ɐ ɹoɟ ɥsıʍ ı

˙pǝddıןɟ ʍou sı noʎ ʇnq ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ

 

Granted, thanks to your post I reach the Ikachan icon but you still don't get an upgrade.

I wish for pixels for everyone.

 

(Too late)

I wish I could get posts in SL

 

Granted, this was your last wish, I forgot to mention it.

I wish for the moon to implode into a cherry.

 

Granted, but we all know that without the moon the Earth would soon collapse.

I wish for a cool new username.

 

Granted. But it isn't yours.

I wish I could type faster.

 

Granted, but you type so fast you break the computer.

I wish for Canada.

 

granted it materializes above you and the country crushes you then returns t it's original location.

I wish for being in a glove paradise

 

Granted, you are now in glove world, bikini bottom. Unfortinetly (spelled) you drown as soon as you get there.

I wish to time travel freely.