• Hey everyone happy Christmas Eve we're aware of what's happened with the source code so to keep this simple absolutely don't post it on the site or use it to make mods with (it's not particularly preferable toward this end anyway) and tread lightly in general until we see how this settles, thanks to all and have a great holiday season -DT

The Wish-Granting Game

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Jul 25, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Kuro
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It's too small for you to see.

I wish for a fez.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 6:24 PM
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Granted, it only cost you your soul.

I wish for a lawyer.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 6:28 PM
Shimmyzmizz
Shimmyzmizz
inside is yello
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Granted. The lawyer prosecutes you and you are sentenced to death.

I wish for the Spur.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 6:56 PM
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Merder
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granted it overloads and explodes in your face.

I wish to be Misery's master
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:04 PM
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Granted, but I without the crown she fries you like a chip.

I wish for an hero.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:06 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. They kill you.

I wish for a balloon.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:09 PM
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Granted, when it pops the universe implodes in a big crunch.

I wish for a bad ending.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. You perish due to falling off of a Dragon.

I wish for a teleporter.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:24 PM
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Granted, here's a fly as well, guess what it does.

I wish I was god.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 11:28 AM
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Merder
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granted you are the god of target practice target so you linger your days of gods practicing their aim at you.

I wish for glasses that filter all clothes except for gloves worn by babes.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 11:59 AM
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Done, but what you see surprises you, all the women in the world band together to take you down, you die of a slow and painful death by snoo snoo.

I wish I had win.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. But Fawful takes it back from you and kills you for good measure.

I wish for people to be smart enough to tell that the world isn't going to end in 2012.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Kuro
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Now they believe it's gonna end in 2013.
(By the way, that's my b-day!)

I wish people don't think the world is gonna end in 2013.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. Now they believe it will end in 2014.

(Shall I continue the cycle)

I wish that people would be smart enough to tell... that Cave Story is a great game. :(
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Kuro
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Granted, but people now think the world is gonna end in 2015.

I WISH I COULD STOP THE CYCLE.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. But then I continue it.

I wish for people to be smart enough to tell that the world isn't going to end in 2015.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Kuro
Kuro
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Granted, they now think it'll end in 2016.
._. IT DIDN'T WORK

I wish people didn't think the world would end in 2017.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. Now they believe nothing, because they're dead. But to keep your granted wish negative you are dead as well.

I wish for world peace.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:48 PM
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Granted, the world is boring now.

I wish I had a glass of water.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 5:47 PM
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granted enjoy your cup of water that is even smaller then a bottle cap.

I wish for a girl friend that isn't addicted to shopping as the stereotypical girls are.
 
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