The Wish-Granting Game

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Jul 25, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Kuro
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It's too small for you to see.

I wish for a fez.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 6:24 PM
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Granted, it only cost you your soul.

I wish for a lawyer.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 6:28 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. The lawyer prosecutes you and you are sentenced to death.

I wish for the Spur.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 6:56 PM
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granted it overloads and explodes in your face.

I wish to be Misery's master
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:04 PM
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Granted, but I without the crown she fries you like a chip.

I wish for an hero.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:09 PM
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Granted, when it pops the universe implodes in a big crunch.

I wish for a bad ending.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. You perish due to falling off of a Dragon.

I wish for a teleporter.
 
Jul 25, 2011 at 7:24 PM
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Granted, here's a fly as well, guess what it does.

I wish I was god.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 11:28 AM
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granted you are the god of target practice target so you linger your days of gods practicing their aim at you.

I wish for glasses that filter all clothes except for gloves worn by babes.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 11:59 AM
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Done, but what you see surprises you, all the women in the world band together to take you down, you die of a slow and painful death by snoo snoo.

I wish I had win.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. But Fawful takes it back from you and kills you for good measure.

I wish for people to be smart enough to tell that the world isn't going to end in 2012.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Kuro
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Now they believe it's gonna end in 2013.
(By the way, that's my b-day!)

I wish people don't think the world is gonna end in 2013.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. Now they believe it will end in 2014.

(Shall I continue the cycle)

I wish that people would be smart enough to tell... that Cave Story is a great game. :(
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:23 PM
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Granted, but people now think the world is gonna end in 2015.

I WISH I COULD STOP THE CYCLE.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. But then I continue it.

I wish for people to be smart enough to tell that the world isn't going to end in 2015.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Kuro
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Granted, they now think it'll end in 2016.
._. IT DIDN'T WORK

I wish people didn't think the world would end in 2017.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. Now they believe nothing, because they're dead. But to keep your granted wish negative you are dead as well.

I wish for world peace.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 4:48 PM
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Granted, the world is boring now.

I wish I had a glass of water.
 
Jul 26, 2011 at 5:47 PM
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granted enjoy your cup of water that is even smaller then a bottle cap.

I wish for a girl friend that isn't addicted to shopping as the stereotypical girls are.
 
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