The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, you now have a Hellhound, with a taste for Wooden Rats.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted. You are allowed to keep them in a jar, but the instant you open the jar, said powers vanish from existence. Also while they're in the jar, they're unusable as well.

I wish I could go to sleep for 12+ hours.

 

Granted. You are allowed to keep them in a jar, but the instant you open the jar, said powers vanish from existence. Also while they're in the jar, they're unusable as well.

I wish I could go to sleep for 12+ hours.

Granted. 12 hours is the minimum you can sleep.

I wish for a single, perfectly cooked, disease-free, carcinogen-free, gluten-free pancake on a plate in the exact planar center of my desk. This pancake must not have any additional toppings, dressings etc. on or in it, and must not be consumed by anyone but myself for the duration of its existance.

 

Granted. 12 hours is the minimum you can sleep.

I wish for a single, perfectly cooked, disease-free, carcinogen-free, gluten-free pancake on a plate in the exact planar center of my desk. This pancake must not have any additional toppings, dressings etc. on or in it, and must not be consumed by anyone but myself for the duration of its existance.

Granted. Unfortunately, it weighs 12 metric tons, and you are forced to eat it in 1 hour. You die of whatever it's called when you overload your stomach.

I wish I had a gluten-free pancake too.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, it weighs 12 metric tons, and you are forced to eat it in 1 hour. You die of whatever it's called when you overload your stomach.

I wish I had a gluten-free pancake too.

Granted. Unfortunatey it's on the other side of an obstacle course made of pure gluten flour. And asbestos. Lots of asbestos.

I wish GIR doesn't die of asbestosis.

 

Granted. Unfortunatey it's on the other side of an obstacle course made of pure gluten flour. And asbestos. Lots of asbestos.

I wish GIR doesn't die of asbestosis.

Granted. I fall into a spike pit on my way to the pancake, effectively killing me before the asbestosis does.

I wish for a Cataloupe. And I mean a Catalooooooooooooooooooooooooooupe.

 

Granted. It's a cat crossed with a cantaloupe. It mauls you. You get rabies.

I wish I had more music.

 

Granted, but you become a crack adict because of it.

I wish everyone in miraigamer would have the word "faggot" in their names.

 

Granted- Wait, hang on, A wild KANPACHI appears! OH NOES! *dies*

I wish I was a badass acronym consisting of 20 or more letters.

 

Wish granted, but your badass acronym, being so long, soon is forgotten because no one cares.

i wish that i didnt wish that i wish for $1

 

Granted. But somehow, a Missingo appears and gives you a Dollar.

I wish for infinite wishes, says Tom. (Beacause i have some frikkin wishes.)

 

wish granted. however, there is a very binding set of rules as to what you can actually wish for. furthermore, what you can wish for is again limited by your strength, as in you cannot wish for something that would be beyond your power to obtain by hand should you be provided with everything you needed.

i wish for absolutely nothing to go wrong with this wish, even though the entire point of the thread is to make it blow up in my face

EDIT: sweet, my first pagebreak post on these forumz!!

 

Granted. But somehow, a Missingo appears and gives you a Dollar.

I wish for infinite wishes, says Tom. (Beacause i have some frikkin wishes.)

Granted, but each wish requires massive amounts of energy that can only be produced by a nuclear reaction.

I wish I had less toes.

 

wish granted, now you only have 1.

i wish you hadnt jumped over my post.

 

I wished for less toes, and you granted it. How is that being a dick? Re-grant my wish.

 

i wsih Ciaptin fbaulous wsasn't is bdad.

 

i wsih Ciaptin fbaulous wsasn't is bdad.

Granted. He is now tuAice is bdab sa hyuU

I wish to remain the same.

 

Granted. I don't need to add anything bad cause that's already bad, for you OH SNAP!!

I wish to take the ball, make the score, win the gaaaaaaaaaaaaMUH!

 

Granted. I don't need to add anything bad cause that's already bad, for you OH SNAP!!

I wish to take the ball, make the score, win the gaaaaaaaaaaaa???!

I mishear the last part. You win the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY.

I wish for energy!

 

i choose not to watch the youtube video. however, you get so much energy you explode with the force of 70 thousand nuclear bombs.

i wish i had the ability to change into anything i wanted, with the ability to change back, infinitely many times, with no possibility of getting captured/killed/stuck in a transformed state. also, while transformed, aside from my personality i am exactly who/what ever i changed into.

 

Granted. You have the ability to change into anything you want, but not any time you want, so you keep randomly turning into things that you tried to turn into several days ago.

I wish for a 4.0 GPA.