The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, but you also ĄČĘŠĖĮŲŪ.

I wish the person granting my wish would wish for the same thing.

 

Granted. I wish the person granting WoodenRat's wish would wish for the same thing.

 

Granted. I wish the person granting WoodenRat's and Captain Fabulous' wish would wish for the same thing.

This can't end well...

 

That would be you, WoodenRat. You broke the cycle.

I wish I was a robat.

 

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL ROBOT AWEPGKAEPGHM:AEMHMOPIWENGHIPNKQAWEHA:
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I wish I could fly using boosters on my waist (i.e. pelvic thrusters).

 

Granted. You reach terminal fabulocity and burst into flames.
Two puns!

I wish I had a mass driver.

 

Granted, but in the process you acquire a most powerful and fabulous adversary.

I wish I had an army of robats to command.

 

Granted, but one of them is you.

I wish the inside jokes would end.

 

Granted. Fair enough.

I wish we had come up with more of it so we could continue.

 

Granted, but it will only happen in the 74th page.

I wish there was no poverty.

Also

I wish I could fly using boosters on my waist (i.e. pelvic thrusters).

http://z0r.de/1939

 

Granted. Now there's squalor instead.

I wish I was a Mimiga.

 

Granted. You are Arthur.

Oh BTW he's dead.

I wish for something with sugar in it.

 

I'm so running out of wish ideas...

Granted.
It's a very fat kid.

I wish literacy was a more important part of the internet. {No, not targeting anyone in particular... }

 

It is. In chinese, so void can't read it.

 

I wish everyone died

 

Granted. Have a nice afterlife.

I wish people would think of funnier wishes.

 

Granted, but then you will die laughing

I wish I couldn't feel pain

 

Granted, you become a sociopath.

I wish I could wish

 

Granted, you become a sociopath.

I wish I could wish

You can only wish for death.
I GRANT IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, but you accidentally get shredded by a plane.

I wish I didn't have to breathe.