Notable Moments in IRC

[20:02] <Hiino> I ask you to not complain about switching configs every time you want to play a game
[20:02] <Hiino> because that's literally what every french gamer has to do
[20:03] <Hiino> and every non-qwerty user
[20:03] <Jack_Xanth> Ah fuck i got ginger in my nose

 

Bobbyis If anyone asks, his pants were gone when I found him

 

03:48 DoubleThink: I think your folks will notice that an entire bottle went missing\
03:48 Jack_Xanth: no no i have a plan
03:48 Landonpeanut: Hide it in the heating vent in the floor
03:48 Jack_Xanth: il;l fill it with water
03:48 Jack_Xanth: and pretend im jesus
03:48 Jack_Xanth: I TURNED WINE TO WATRER

04:04 Jack_Xanth: my vision is like flippihg out
04:04 Dunc2403: Yeah
04:04 Hiino: that's what I keep saying
04:04 Jack_Xanth: like it keeps like
04:04 Jack_Xanth: like
04:04 Jack_Xanth: uyh
04:04 Jack_Xanth: rotating'
04:04 Jack_Xanth: side to side
04:05 Dunc2403: Are you moving your eyes
04:05 Jack_Xanth: sort of
04:05 Jack_Xanth: oh
04:05 Jack_Xanth: right yeah
04:05 Jack_Xanth: i am
04:05 Dunc2403: ...
04:05 Jack_Xanth: thanks bro

 

[02:01] <WD-40> !dicks
[02:01] <WD-40> aw
[02:01] <@GIR> aww indeed
[02:01] <@doobiebaby> derpy is a lazy pony
[02:01] <WD-40> ~slogan derpy
[02:01] <+Will> Nothing sucks like derpy.

 

23:08 GIR evolution theory is obviously a lie
23:08 SPGardebiter Noxid
23:08 Noxid I think SP is forgetting that I'm full of iron
23:08 GIR propogated by uhhhh
23:08 GIR satan yeah
23:08 SPGardebiter Fuck.
23:08 WedgeOfCheese and gays
23:08 sirtophatte and gay stan
23:08 sirtophatte satan
23:08 GIR Satan invented evolution to stray us from the truth
23:08 WedgeOfCheese oh snap
23:08 GIR oh yes i forgot about gay satan
23:09 WedgeOfCheese now I understand why the satan rage face and the gay rage face look so similar
23:09 SPGardebiter Satan is an invention of the caothlic church o,o
23:09 GIR he probably helped while engaging in sodomy with a goat
23:09 WedgeOfCheese IT ALL MAKES SENSE
23:09 WedgeOfCheese conspiracykeaneau.jpg
23:09 SPGardebiter I don't even believe in him or in hell, even though I'm a christ
23:09 GIR SP it's bad to claim that you are jesus
23:09 GIR you are going to hell, repent sinner!
23:09 WedgeOfCheese he just said
23:09 SPGardebiter I'm not jesus you fucktard o,o
23:09 WedgeOfCheese he's "a christ"
23:09 WedgeOfCheese not "the christ"
23:09 GIR oh god
23:10 GIR he's a jesus?
23:10 WedgeOfCheese yep
23:10 Noxid hey GIR
23:10 Dunc2403 an anointed one I am pretty sure tthat means
23:10 GIR there are multiple jesuses ahhhhhh!
23:10 Noxid remember my "many jesus" theory
23:10 Noxid proof.
23:10 GIR maaaybe
23:10 GIR oh shit
23:10 Dunc2403 christ isn't a title you idiots
23:10 WedgeOfCheese that explains how he "rose from the dead"
23:10 Dunc2403 wait
23:10 WedgeOfCheese it was just a different jesus the 2nd time

 

I can almost feel the joke whizzing over Dunc's head

 

There was a joke?
D:

 

23:10 Noxid remember my "many jesus" theory

i want to hear this

 

Okay I guess maybe it wasn't so much a theory as a proposition but here is the log

Spoiler

01:09:00 Noxid: why does jesus' middle name start with H
01:09:09 Noxid: this seems to be a culturally accepted fact
01:09:32 Carrotlord: .talk why does jesus' middle name start with H
01:09:32 RadishBot: doing today?
01:09:58 Jack_Xanth: his middle name was Holy
01:10:02 And then DoubleThink joined
01:10:02 Jack_Xanth: Jesus Holy Christ
01:10:08 Noxid: is that canon
01:10:10 CptFabulous: I don't think people had middle names 2000 years ago
01:10:17 CptFabulous: They were lucky if they had two
01:10:18 Jack_Xanth: sure they did
01:10:26 Jack_Xanth: well
01:10:40 Jack_Xanth: I mean, if you are the son of god
01:10:48 Jack_Xanth: you can have as many names as you want
01:11:02 Noxid: does he also have a serial number
01:11:34 CptFabulous: How many sons of god do you think there are?
01:12:13 Noxid: probably more than a few over the years
01:13:09 CptFabulous: This isn't Zeus we're talking about
01:13:40 Noxid: http://en.wikipedia....med_to_be_Jesus
01:14:08 GIR: i got a comment on the rin thing on dA that i was ruining a man's waifu
01:14:16 CptFabulous: But even if any of those people were right, it's still just the one guy, but reincarnated
01:14:44 Noxid: well i don't know how jesuses work
01:15:05 Noxid: a serial number would help index them though

Also, continuation of WoC's post:

Spoiler

00:09:57 Dunc2403: yes it is
00:10:02 GIR: so is the second coming
00:10:05 GIR: or the n-th coming
00:10:16 SPGardebiter: then I am christian
00:10:20 Dunc2403: final coming
00:10:23 Noxid: It's always the (n-1)th coming
00:10:24 SPGardebiter: "christ" is just a shortcut for it in german
00:10:34 GIR: whatever jesus
00:10:37 SPGardebiter: FUCK YOU LANGUAGE BARRIER
00:10:45 SPGardebiter: Also fuck you guys
00:10:47 GIR: you don't have to hide anymore jesus
00:10:51 GIR: we accept you for who you are
00:10:51 SPGardebiter: BUT I'M DRUNK LOLOLOL
00:10:57 Lace: knew it!
00:11:12 Dunc2403: I thought Sp was always drunk
00:11:12 GIR: jesus is drunk because he turns all the water into wine
00:11:12 SPGardebiter: GIR if you don't respect my christian feelings then I will insult your non existant god.
00:11:26 Noxid: jesus is /made/ out of wine
00:11:29 Lace: sp, satan exists in the bible
00:11:34 GIR: jesus is permadrunk
00:11:38 GIR: JUST LIKE SP HOLY SHIT
00:11:39 Dunc2403: like, the old testament
00:11:43 SPGardebiter: but the bible isn't meant to be taken literally Lace
00:11:44 Noxid: more prooooff
00:11:45 GIR: it keeps making more and more sense

also because it amused me: an list of every time someone used the word "jesus" since Will started keeping track.

Spoiler

#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-01.txt:16:05:14 Noxid: jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-01.txt:17:00:09 Bobbyis: that Ralph Dewey (pictured) blows up animals for Jesus?
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-01.txt:22:22:44 Noxid|L: jesus dicks
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-01.txt:23:04:19 Noxid|L: jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-02.txt:00:30:25 Jack_Xanth: jesus my cpu is gonna melt
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-03.txt:21:32:20 WD-40: Jesus cheated at the javelin toss
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-04.txt:02:02:29 Jack_Xanth: jesus tits
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:18:29 Dunc2403: Happy Jesus dieing day!
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:19:21 CptFabulous: Happy Jesus Death
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:20:04 Dunc2403: Jesus is still dead Hiino it's okay
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:31:34 CptFabulous: He seemed to mellow out after the Jesus thing, but he's still God
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:32:32 Dunc2403: Or like Jesus in the temple
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:33:12 CptFabulous: My favourite is when Jesus cold-bloodedly murders a kid for bumping into him
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:33:43 CptFabulous: He walks into Jesus, and doesn't apologize, so Jesus uses his divine powers to kill him
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:33:59 CptFabulous: Yeah Jesus was a BAD-ASS
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:34:23 CptFabulous: It's not hard to think that someone made up stories about jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:34:49 CptFabulous: Another time, Jesus went into hiding in a cave that happened to be the home of two dragons
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:34:59 CptFabulous: And Jesus was all 'Chill the fuck out dragons, I'm Jesus"
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:38:20 CptFabulous: Probably real: Jesus was born, did cool stuff, and died later
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:40:13 CptFabulous: Okay so Jesus was real, beyond a reasonable doubt
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:40:39 Hiino: Jesus was most probably real yeah
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:01:40:54 CptFabulous: Jesus did a lot of stuff
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:20:08:27 Dunc2403: Happy Jesus isn't dead anymore day!
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-07.txt:20:08:37 Hiino: happy zombie jesus to you too
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-08.txt:00:11:50 Dunc2403: Ohay happy Jesus isn't dead anymore day!
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-08.txt:16:15:48 Hiino: happy zombie jesus day to you too
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-08.txt:17:18:14 Dunc2403: happy jesus osn't dead anymore day to you too!
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-08.txt:21:30:41 cultr1: jesus, piss everywhere
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-08.txt:23:20:30 Noxid: jesus christ who quadruple posts
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-08.txt:23:21:05 WD-40: jesus fuck
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-09.txt:00:25:42 Jack_Xanth: Jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-10.txt:02:27:46 GIR: jesus christ this chart
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-10.txt:23:55:09 WD-40: jesus fuck
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-11.txt:21:21:59 Jack_Xanth: Jesus my head aches
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-11.txt:22:06:00 Jack_Xanth: Jesus christ that's gay
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-11.txt:23:42:23 sexpy: jesus get your rhyme scheme right
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-13.txt:23:02:02 Jack_Xanth: oh jesus where did the last hour and a half go
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-13.txt:23:29:54 sexpy: "stop mothering me jesus dick"
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-13.txt:23:52:53 sexpy: jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-14.txt:03:22:41 WD-40: jesus fuck everyone over there must do it
#curlybrace 2012-Apr-15.txt:04:06:00 Jack_Xanth: jesus man
#curlybrace 2012-Apr-15.txt:20:03:02 DoubleThink: Sweet mercy jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-16.txt:01:31:35 WD-40: how many essays dear god jesus fuck
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-16.txt:02:36:27 DoubleThink: jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-16.txt:20:48:00 WD-40: and jesus?
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-16.txt:20:48:05 Noxid: yes, jesus too
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-16.txt:21:38:15 WildDesu[A]: jesus ufukc
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-16.txt:23:35:59 WD-40: stop quoting sbhj jesus christ
#curlybrace 2012-Apr-17.txt:20:03:41 CptFabulous: praise Jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-19.txt:00:19:46 CptFabulous: Oh jesus, a mature content filter?
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-19.txt:00:46:32 GIR: jesus christ if what they say about hands and penises is true
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-19.txt:23:26:40 Lace: ~deviantart Jesus vs Zeus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-19.txt:23:27:08 Lace: "~deviantart Jesus vs Zeus"
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-19.txt:23:28:02 WD-40: I love judas and jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-19.txt:23:43:05 WD-40: When I go to another stoner friend of mine's house, he lights up literally every 30 minutes. I mean jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-21.txt:02:22:10 Noxid|L: jesus christ man
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-21.txt:02:23:11 WD-40: jesus man
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-21.txt:03:15:09 Jack_Xanth: jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-21.txt:03:30:49 WD-40: jesus christ fuck you guys it's late
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-21.txt:20:55:21 WD-40: Jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-21.txt:23:06:39 DoubleThink: Jesus christ you people vote quick
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-22.txt:23:42:23 WD-40: http://www.etsy.com/...h_type=handmade sweet jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-23.txt:02:23:38 Jack_Xanth: Haha jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-23.txt:21:38:02 CptFabulous: I cannot conjugate verbs today, jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-23.txt:22:52:40 WD-40: oh dear jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-24.txt:22:06:30 CptFabulous: Jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-25.txt:21:54:21 DimJim: ...over 3 years i think, jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-25.txt:22:57:19 Jack_Xanth: jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:03:40:18 Jack_Xanth: jesus dude
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:04:03:15 Jack_Xanth: "Jesus christ fucking when"
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:04:14:49 Jack_Xanth: Jesus bro
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:04:14:54 CptFabulous: JESUSBRO
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:04:20:24 Jack_Xanth: jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:04:24:57 WD-40: yeah so do i jesus tits
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:17:27:51 CptFabulous: jesus dick
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:23:18:30 Jack_Xanth: jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-26.txt:23:34:35 CptFabulous: jesus dick
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-27.txt:01:35:40 Jack_Xanth: oh shit dude this is nostalgic at hell jesus dick
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-27.txt:02:11:00 cultr1: jesus that's cute
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-27.txt:02:15:05 Malpercio: jesus, how big is your screen
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-27.txt:19:47:49 CptFabulous: jesus dick, it is
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-29.txt:00:14:42 CptFabulous: Jesus dick, remind me never to download it
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-29.txt:00:58:10 WD-40: No that's Jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-29.txt:00:58:16 Jack_Xanth: It's jesus christ'
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-29.txt:01:02:39 Bobbyis: I didn't even notice the stalin/Lenin Jesus on the wall until you mentioned it though
#Curlybrace 2012-Apr-29.txt:18:25:54 Nox: jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-01.txt:00:50:01 Noxid: jesus you're still 12 though
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-01.txt:00:54:36 Dunc2403: I believe in Jesus Christ, his only son, our lord,
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-01.txt:23:49:32 DoubleThink: It's not a trap jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-01.txt:23:49:59 DoubleThink: Okay fine I'll just put a wall there jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-02.txt:12:03:58 DoubleThink: Jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-03.txt:04:14:05 Jack_Xanth: jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-03.txt:04:44:07 Landonpeanut: Jesus told me to do it.
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-03.txt:04:48:45 Jack_Xanth: and pretend im jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-03.txt:04:49:10 DoubleThink: Ninja Jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-03.txt:04:49:41 Hiino: Ninjesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-04.txt:01:35:17 Jack_Xanth: oh jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-05.txt:03:44:29 Jack_Xanth: jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-05.txt:03:45:55 Jack_Xanth: jesus man, i really admire you guys. I do.
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-05.txt:04:03:37 Jack_Xanth: jesus, eight cores?
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-05.txt:22:28:45 WD-40: jesus christ jake has so many songs
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-05.txt:22:34:42 DrevanZero: Calm down, jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-07.txt:17:38:42 Noxid: also jesus dunc needs to get his ass back online
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-07.txt:23:24:07 Noxid: I would if dunc would ever get ON jesus DICKS
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-09.txt:01:38:58 Jack_Xanth: that ending jesus man
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-09.txt:02:09:52 Jack_Xanth: jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:00:49:43 GIR: you're pregnant with the next jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:00:49:48 t00swift4u: there is no next jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:00:49:53 t00swift4u: there is only one jesus and he was already born
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:00:50:10 Jack_Xanth: and his name is jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:01:09:00 Noxid: why does jesus' middle name start with H
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:01:09:32 Carrotlord: .talk why does jesus' middle name start with H
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:01:10:02 Jack_Xanth: Jesus Holy Christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:01:13:40 Noxid: http://en.wikipedia....med_to_be_Jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:01:14:44 Noxid: well i don't know how jesuses work
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-10.txt:01:16:38 CptFabulous: As if no one before 1800 had the idea of being Jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-13.txt:21:28:06 Noxid: jesus christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-13.txt:22:14:53 CptFabulous: jesus dick it's not that hard
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-17.txt:01:43:15 GIR: HOLY FUCKING JESUS
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-17.txt:21:29:00 Noxid: jesus dicks
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:09:07 GIR: SP it's bad to claim that you are jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:09:17 SPGardebiter: I'm not jesus you fucktard o,o
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:09:28 GIR: he's a jesus?
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:09:34 GIR: there are multiple jesuses ahhhhhh!
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:09:38 Noxid: remember my "many jesus" theory
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:09:57 WedgeOfCheese: it was just a different jesus the 2nd time
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:10:34 GIR: whatever jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:10:47 GIR: you don't have to hide anymore jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:11:12 GIR: jesus is drunk because he turns all the water into wine
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:11:26 Noxid: jesus is /made/ out of wine
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:11:34 GIR: jesus is permadrunk
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:12:13 Lace: so does jesus exist?
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:12:26 GIR: well we have at least 1 confirmed jesus here
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:12:37 WedgeOfCheese: also fabulous is a jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:12:51 WedgeOfCheese: http://www.cavestory...-shit-im-jesus/
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-Jun-18.txt:00:13:38 SPGardebiter: "Most modern historians agree that Jesus existed and was a Jewish teacher from Galilee in Roman Judaea, who was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman Prefect, Pontius Pilate."
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-22.txt:00:00:17 DoubleThink: jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-22.txt:00:00:33 WD-40: youre with jesus now?
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-22.txt:01:48:25 Jack_Xanth: Holy fucking jesus this song is kicking my brain's ass into fuckin maximum hype
#curlybrace 2012-Mar-24.txt:02:24:08 Jack_Xanth: Jesus
#curlybrace 2012-Mar-24.txt:02:41:21 Jack_Xanth: The entire series so far I have not gone a single episode without uttering some variation of "Jesus fucking Christ, Shinji."
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-25.txt:23:08:26 GIR: maybe he was expecting jesus to be here or something
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-27.txt:00:05:47 DoubleThink: What the jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-27.txt:22:36:21 derpy: my sweet fucking jesus Did love
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-28.txt:19:09:29 sexpy: jesus is REALF
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-28.txt:21:01:29 Dunc2403: Jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-29.txt:00:56:11 wd-40: ~deviantart jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-29.txt:00:56:59 wd-40: thhis is not jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-29.txt:19:32:50 sirtophat: Jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-29.txt:23:32:50 CptFabulous: looking at front: jesus christ what
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-31.txt:18:55:17 WD-40: JESUS CHRIST
#Curlybrace 2012-Mar-31.txt:21:33:39 cultr1: jesus so much mail
#Curlybrace 2012-May-02.txt:21:28:12 WD-40: jesus christ so many disconnects
#Curlybrace 2012-May-02.txt:21:46:46 WD-40: why didn't you say this before? now i have to drag fab back here jesus christ
#Curlybrace 2012-May-02.txt:23:30:26 Jack_Xanth: Oh jesus christ thank god the auto save feature actually saved it
#Curlybrace 2012-May-03.txt:20:25:32 CptFabulous: Okay well thanks for being Jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-May-05.txt:16:46:40 Noxid: jesus christ hiino
#Curlybrace 2012-May-05.txt:19:51:26 Noxid: jesus dunc
#Curlybrace 2012-May-06.txt:02:05:40 Jack_Xanth: People say Hisao is a bad protag but jesus christ bro
#Curlybrace 2012-May-06.txt:02:09:31 Jack_Xanth: yeah that whole scene I was actually trying to force myself to feel something and jesus I just couldn't
#Curlybrace 2012-May-06.txt:02:25:22 sirtophat: I used to think I was Jesus and Hitler at the same time 4,1top that huh didn't think so
#Curlybrace 2012-May-06.txt:02:31:48 Noxid: jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-May-06.txt:02:42:01 GIR: you never know when someone secretly thinks they are hitler-jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-May-06.txt:03:31:44 Jack_Xanth: Jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-May-08.txt:21:38:51 GIR: or is it jesus hitler
#Curlybrace 2012-May-08.txt:23:27:32 Jack_Xanth: haha jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-May-10.txt:18:40:44 CptFabulous: Jesus Christ I didn't know this song was so evil
#Curlybrace 2012-May-11.txt:01:12:50 WD-40: jesus guys
#Curlybrace 2012-May-11.txt:01:22:19 Dunc2403: ~slogan Lenin/Stalin/Jesus
#Curlybrace 2012-May-14.txt:01:20:44 Jack_Xanth: haha jesus christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-15.txt:22:59:08 CptFabulous: jesus, your family is taking you all over the world
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-16.txt:00:36:43 WD-40: So now he has like, all these kids from different girls. I mean jesus fuck how is that a good idea
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-16.txt:02:34:08 cultr1: they both spurned from the same belief and then jesus came a long
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-16.txt:02:34:32 CptFabulous: the Jesus of carpentry
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-16.txt:02:34:50 Dunc2403: Jesus was a carpenter, fab
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-16.txt:02:35:24 CptFabulous: Way to go Jesus, inventing projectile weapons
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-16.txt:02:40:13 Dunc2403: Judaism just didn't believe that jesus was the messiah
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-16.txt:03:11:20 Jack_Xanth: jesus can you imagine
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-16.txt:19:42:42 CptFabulous: Jesus Juice
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:00:30:35 WD-40: can you tell me the plot jesus fuck youre vague
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:01:38:40 Jack_Xanth: haha jesus christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:01:42:35 CptFabulous: jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:03:18:10 WD-40: the jesus corner
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:04:00:05 Jack_Xanth: jesus my sides
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:04:16:44 Jack_Xanth: !nail jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:04:16:53 WD-40: !csship jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:04:16:54 derpy: jesus and Xaser
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:04:17:12 CptFabulous: I was going to go along the lines of Jesus being a carpenter
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:04:42:42 WD-40: jesus christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:04:52:39 Dunc2403: or if you prefer, Jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-18.txt:20:56:10 Hiino: "baby jesus"
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-19.txt:02:50:47 Jack_Xanth: jesus fucking christ time will just not slow down
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-19.txt:22:34:15 Jack_Xanth: Molasses, mustard and vinnegar jesus christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-19.txt:22:50:51 WD-40: jesus dick
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-20.txt:01:57:18 WD-40: jesus tits i am hungry
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-20.txt:01:59:20 Jack_Xanth: jesus tits how many snow days did you have
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-20.txt:20:56:56 Noxid|L: haha jesus quoted text is completely unreadable
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-22.txt:00:23:53 sirtophat: I wish I got more questions about hitlerjesus in my well
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-22.txt:00:24:04 etc: hitlerjesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-22.txt:00:24:25 sirtophat: I used to believe I was the Triforce reincarnation of God Hitler and Jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-22.txt:00:24:34 etc: god is jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-22.txt:00:47:40 WD-40: jesus christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-22.txt:01:53:14 Jake_Xanth: jesus i don't even know
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-22.txt:23:17:19 WD-40: sweet jesus dicks there is a HUGE MOTH
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-22.txt:23:18:49 Jack_Xanth: jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-23.txt:00:08:35 Jack_Xanth: jesus christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-23.txt:00:09:25 Noxid: JESUS CHRIST NOBODY FORGET TO GET A PASSPORT
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-23.txt:02:40:31 WD-40: what time is it in france? jesus what is wrong with your sleep schedule
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-23.txt:03:06:12 WD-40: wow jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-23.txt:21:30:29 Jack_Xanth: Jesus Christ, Mr. Sandman is fucking impossible
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-25.txt:19:26:18 WD-40: oh jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-25.txt:19:56:30 WD-40: jesus
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-26.txt:01:28:28 Jack_Xanth: man i rally wish that shit was FR-subbed because jesus man
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-26.txt:21:53:00 Jack_Xanth: jesus christ
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-26.txt:23:57:31 Noxid: jesus dunc it's already late as it is
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-29.txt:04:49:26 Jack_Xanth: jesus man
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-29.txt:19:51:19 DragonBoots: ~slogan fuck the jesus beam
#cUrlYBRacE 2012-May-31.txt:01:49:03 Jack_Xanth: jesus, who works full time for a summer job
Lace 2012-Apr-19.txt:23:26:20 Lace: ~deviantart Jesus
windsofwinds 2012-May-30.txt:22:13:50 windsofwinds: ~submit You know all the bible that we all read? Now think of one that never has been change, both in langauge and original words, all in there and that it existed during the time Jesus was alive. He coughed on that bible. There is doom on the horizon.

 

So many Jesuses. Jesus.
There is doom on the horizon.

 

There is Jesus on the horizon.

fix'd

 

I'm amazed I'm not on that list more often

 

zeus vs jesus would be an awesome deviation

 

Spoiler

[01:05] <bobbyis> and DA MANUAL tells methere is aswrod of mastery
[01:05] <bobbyis> I can see it
[01:05] <bobbyis> Right on the first page
[01:05] <Dunc2403> It just gets fixed gradually
[01:06] <Dunc2403> The manual for what
[01:06] <bobbyis> It says... Viewing map screens
[01:06] <bobbyis> ZELDOOD.
[01:06] <Dunc2403> Which one
[01:06] <bobbyis> The legend of zeldood, a lonk to my ass
[01:07] <Noxid> it's called the master sword ingame
[01:07] <Dunc2403> Yeah the master sword is in leto
[01:07] <Dunc2403> Lttp
[01:07] <bobbyis> Leto
[01:07] <Noxid> Also I still consider LttP canonical final game
[01:07] <Noxid> in at least one timeline
[01:07] <bobbyis> Link's Enema took hours
[01:07] <Noxid> wat

[05:54] <Hiino> ohai noxid fab lace aaaaaa I love guys

 

23:00 <Hiino> I hate 200g of stuffed pasta
23:00 <Hiino> and a yoghurt
23:00 <Hiino> oh god
23:00 <Hiino> ate*
23:00 <Noxid> I hate pasta too
23:00 <Noxid> especially that specific amount of it
23:00 <Hiino> I can't stop today
23:00 <Lace> he only hates exactly 200g of it
23:00 <CptFabulous> I'm okay with 100-150 grams of pasta
23:00 <Lace> I'm a 201 g man
23:00 <CptFabulous> but when it gets around 200 I'm like "FUCKING JESUS CHRIST"
23:01 <Hiino> fuck guys I can't breathe because I'm laughing too much
23:01 <Noxid> WHY WON'T THIS PASTA STOP WEIGHING 1/5 OF A KILOGRAM GOD DAMN
23:01 <Hiino> GOD DAMN JESUS FUCK
23:01 <Hiino> +you*
23:02 <Lace> that's really not that much pasta

 

[17:57] <Tiktalik> ballsack is ballsack time ballsack butt good butt top ballsack to the butt of theparty. ballsack potato potato fox jumps ballsack potato potato butt, the ballsack in potato potatos butt in butt plain.
[17:57] <@Cultr1> Yeah that sounds way better

 

[21:59] <Jack_Xanth> if a sharpie melted in my ass i would consider fighting crime with my super-heated anus

 

<WedgeOfCheese> scientific lesbians are the best kind of lesbians
<Noxid> unhandled exceptions

 

23:39 Hiino what you're making seems awfully interestinf
23:39 Hiino interesting*
23:39 Hiino woc and lace
23:40 WedgeOfCheese I love how you say that right after the vagina comment

huzzah for just now realizing code tags make mibbit format properly

edit: or perhaps not

 

06:31 <Dunc> Mighty Hiino
06:31 <Dunc> *nighty
06:31 <Dunc> MIGHTY HIINO, PROTECTOR OF FRANCE
06:31 <Dunc> HE FIGHTS EVIL WITH HIS SWERD