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Noxid is an awful person

[21:55] <WD-40> Oh dear, a lot of tornadoes hit recently in the middle of the country. Apparently Kentucky and Indiana were hit the hardest D:
[21:55] <+derpy> Title: .
[21:55] <+Lace> which is what I use if I need a temp acct anywhere
[21:55] <WD-40> Jacob! Winds! D:
[21:55] <@Noxid> oh dear
[21:55] <@Noxid> thor must have paid a visit

 

[22:16] <WD-40> but having dolphins on that little part of the dildo seems common

Ahh... Japan.

 

So I basically walk into this:

Noxxie: En Guarde?
• Nixod follows the call to arms
DrFabulous: Oui!
WD-40: you guys are weird
CptFabulous: My brothers, today we decide our destiny
Nixod: Thank you
SEBTi: And you're female shut up
Nox: Ooohhh
WD-40: i am desu
WD-40: warrior princess
Noxid_: snap
CptFab: he did not just go there
CaptainFabulous: actually he did
11:59 PM
Noxxie: O no you di'int
CptFab: hey shut the fuck up
CaptainFabulous: suck a dick
CptFab: no u
CaptainFabulous: no u
CptFab: no u
CaptainFabulous: no u
DrFabulous: okay guys that;s enough
WD-40: ( '-')
Noxid: CAN'T YOU SEE THIS POINTLESS FIGHTING IS TEARING US APART
WD-40: lisa
DrFabulous: I am a doctor and I prescribe a warm cup of stfu​

 

I was the only Noxid that wasn't actually Noxid, in case anyone cares. I was NIXOD.

 

[23:49] <WD-40> i have a lot of blotmaps and other shit but i still don't have much. noxids and whatnot
[23:49] <Dunc2403|iPod> Blend
[23:49] <sexpy> I just use water and it just
[23:49] <WD-40> textures
[23:49] <sirtophat> ever get to the point of so tired accidentally falls asleep at the keyboard
[23:49] <sexpy> doesn't work too well
[23:49] <WD-40> not noxids
[23:49] <WD-40> i saw the word noxid as i was typoing
[23:49] <@Noxid> noxids
[23:49] <@Noxid> as far as the eye can see
[23:50] * Noxid_ (~IceChat77@mctnnbsa51w-156034007174.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.nb.bellaliant.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[23:50] <CptFabulous> oh god, they're multiplying
[23:50] <sexpy> noxids everywhere
[23:50] <sirtophat> it's a shame because these cartoons are nice
[23:50] * Noxxie (~IceChat77@mctnnbsa51w-156034007174.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.nb.bellaliant.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[23:50] <sirtophat> now i'm up again
[23:50] <WD-40>
[23:50] <WD-40> noxids evrywhere
[23:50] * Nox (~IceChat77@mctnnbsa51w-156034007174.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.nb.bellaliant.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[23:50] * ChanServ sets mode +o Nox for #Curlybrace
[23:50] <@Noxid> haha
[23:50] <@Nox> there is no escape
[23:51] <Noxid_> from the noxid
[23:51] <Noxxie> I am all
[23:51] <@Noxid> and all is me
[23:51] * Dunc2403|iPod is now known as Nixod
[23:51] <Nixod> And all are you
[23:52] * CptFab (~Captain@d50-98-157-159.bchsia.telus.ne
[23:52] * CptFab (~Captain@d50-98-157-159.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[23:52] <WD-40> it sucks cause there are so many fancy brushes that i wasnt...
[23:52] <Nixod> No
[23:52] * CaptainFabulous (~Captain@d50-98-157-159.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[23:52] <WD-40> Good lard
[23:52] <Nixod> The fans are coming
[23:52] <Nixod> To overthrow the Noxids
[23:52] <CptFabulous> it beings
[23:52] * DrFabulous (~Captain@d50-98-157-159.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[23:52] <WD-40> needs more duncs
[23:52] <@Noxid> D:
[23:52] <CaptainFabulous> i mean
[23:52] <CaptainFabulous> it begins
[23:52] <sirtophat> you can kill him easily by just leaving the fans on overnight
[23:53] <CptFabulous> So, you know how it plays a song when I log on
[23:53] <WD-40> badumptish
[23:53] <CptFab> Well, I just did that three times
[23:53] <@Noxid> oh boy
[23:53] <+celticminstrel> Those rabid fans, eh?
[23:53] <WD-40> it's overlapping?
[23:53] <CaptainFabulous> And it's kind of hurting my ears
[23:53] <CptFabulous> It actually kind of sounds like an intense rave in here
[23:53] <SEBTi> goddamit I have two more sprites and I have to go now
[23:54] <Nixod> not an...
[23:54] * SEBTi (Mibbit@pool-72-82-241-15.cmdnnj.fios.verizon.net) Quit ( Quit: switch )
[23:54] <Nixod> Insane rave?
[23:54] <DrFabulous> Why would it be an insane rave
[23:54] <Nixod> Raving madman, insane raber, insane rave
[23:54] <@Noxid> it's just a modest rave
[23:54] <Nixod> Just a bad joke
[23:54] <sexpy> this is stupid
[23:54] <Noxxie> a humble rave
[23:55] <CptFabulous> you are stupid
[23:55] <sexpy> D:
[23:55] * sexpy (~IceChat7@d24-150-206-228.home.cgocable.net) has left #Curlybrace (;____
[23:55] <Nixod> NOOOOO
[23:55] * sexpy (~IceChat7@d24-150-206-228.home.cgocable.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[23:55] <CptFab> all will crumble before the onslaught
[23:55] <CaptainFabulous> Now Noxid!
[23:55] <DrFabulous> We must do battle
[23:55] * SEBTi (~SEBTi@pool-72-82-241-15.cmdnnj.fios.verizon.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[23:55] <Noxxie> En Guarde?
[23:55] * Nixod follows the call to arms
[23:55] <DrFabulous> Oui!
[23:56] <WD-40> you guys are weird
[23:56] <CptFabulous> My brothers, today we decide our destiny
[23:56] <Nixod> Thank you
[23:56] <SEBTi> And you're female shut up
[23:56] <@Nox> Ooohhh
[23:56] <WD-40> i am desu
[23:56] <WD-40> warrior princess
[23:56] <Noxid_> snap
[23:56] <CptFab> he did not just go there
[23:56] <CaptainFabulous> actually he did
[23:56] <Noxxie> O no you di'int
[23:56] <CptFab> hey shut the fuck up
[23:56] <CaptainFabulous> suck a dick
[23:57] <CptFab> no u
[23:57] <CaptainFabulous> no u
[23:57] <CptFab> no u
[23:57] <CaptainFabulous> no u
[23:57] <DrFabulous> okay guys that;s enough
[23:57] <WD-40> ( '-')
[23:57] <@Noxid> CAN'T YOU SEE THIS POINTLESS FIGHTING IS TEARING US APART
[23:57] <WD-40> lisa
[23:57] <DrFabulous> I am a doctor and I prescribe a warm cup of stfu
[23:57] <Nixod> no u
[23:57] <Noxid_> but yeah I've had enough
[23:58] * Noxid_ (~IceChat77@mctnnbsa51w-156034007174.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.nb.bellaliant.net) Quit ( Quit: $rand )
etc etc


EDIT: Didn't notice that SEBTI beat me. But I guess this gives you an idea of how it started.

 

clearly the IRC is a hub of intellectual exchange that will be the saving grace of our dear forum

 

Playing with the new command...

21:23 CptFabulous !csship whyme
21:23 SEBTi !csship EVERYONE
21:23 derpy whyme and DoubleThink
21:23 derpy EVERYONE and Mixer8421
21:23  Bobbyis wolf whistles
21:24 Bobbyis oh god what
21:24 WD-40 whyme and doublethink
21:24 WD-40 !csship doublethink
21:24 derpy doublethink and andwhyisit
21:24 Dunc2403|iPod EVERYONE and mixer
21:24 WD-40 PERFECT

 

[18:35:03] <+derpy> It was then that I knew who had been behind the assassinations. The Cave Story Tribute Site forums would only become a safe place again if I killed them before they could strike again. I had to put in a knife in the back of Noxid... and X-Calibar

Practical applications of !csship

 

[18:11] <derpy> the first two people Lace will murder will be LunarSoul and Yakkers
Derpy can foretell the future.

 

19:17 WedgeOfCheese let's go to barsum, I mean mars
19:18 Dunc2403|iPod Sure
19:18 Lace or to gingrich's moon base
19:18 WedgeOfCheese so we can destroy it?
19:18 Dunc2403|iPod Yes
19:18 Lace oh noxid
19:18 WedgeOfCheese let's have a massive gay orgy in front of Rick Santorum

 

19:08 Lace exciting, no?
19:08 WedgeOfCheese exciting, yes!

 

[01:21] <@GIR> oh apparently my sister is dating a guy who's a lot like me
[01:21] <cultr1> oh dear
[01:21] <@GIR> and when she realized this she was creeped out
[01:21] <sexpy> heh
[01:21] <cultr1> oh man
[01:21] <@GIR> and she showed me a picture of him
[01:21] <cultr1> oh wow
[01:21] <@GIR> and he sort of looks like tyrone
[01:21] <WD-40> does he make her listen to his music?

I'm funny.

 

things derpy says:
everybody hates your mother and Dash360
Noxid has an obsession with cats and trickybilly
the people I want inside of me are johnny depp and whyme
at night I love to fantasize about George Clooney and Ryuuoutan
I, derpy, like having sex with horses and Mixer8421
my otp is fab and Hiino
I like spanking women with James Bond and royaltyler
Erryone likes to get high on ecstasy and have hot steamy sex with WD-40 and LunarSoul
I'd love to share my giant collection of glow-in-the-dark bad dragon dildos with Fab and Marx
There are two things in the world I hate more than anything, cancer and Ryuuoutan
When he was 14, Jacob Xanth fantasized about adopting a little girl and getting freaky with her and Wedge of Cheese
screw romney, obama, and paul, I'm voting for sarah palin and Dunc2403
just have crazy buttsex with him and Ambient_Malice
I just want to have sex with her! well, and Yakkers
my fursona is the twisted lovechild of lace and Jake Xanth
nearly everyone on the forum has had sex with your mother and Cripplechair
I write steamy yaoi mansmex fanfics of Noxid and T-Jack

things Noxid says:
hot czech ass

 

[17:12:05] <WD-40> i was outside with my friend yesterday and we got molested
[17:13:14] <@cultr1> ...
[17:13:15] <@cultr1> OH
[17:13:20] <@cultr1> by the mosquitoes.

 

[20:42] <Bobbyis> derpy, come here often?
[20:42] <+derpy> get out of here
[20:43] * Bobbyis (webchat@206.40.103.65) Quit ( Quit: I can't even score on the internet )
[20:43] <@Noxid> I laughed

 

[20:35] <Bobbyis> derpy, derpy, you's a stupid fucking hoe
[20:35] <derpy> i already fucking have one
[20:35] <Bobbyis> derpy, derpy, you need to take your ass home
[20:35] <derpy> man fuck you all
[20:36] == SEBTi [Mibbit@pool-72-82-241-15.cmdnnj.fios.verizon.net] has joined #Curlybrace
[20:36] <Bobbyis> derpy, derpy, more like fucking derp taco
[20:36] <derpy> "i like you, sexpy!"
[20:36] <Bobbyis> el pollo loco
[20:36] <CptFabulous> Stop it! Can't you see your fighting is tearing us apart!
[20:36] <SEBTi> Hai gaiz guess who's late to da partay
[20:36] <Bobbyis> derpy, you's a fucking chicken head
[20:36] <derpy> my sweet fucking jesus Did love
[20:36] <CptFabulous> look, bobby, she already said she's got her eye on sexpy
[20:36] <CptFabulous> just leave her alone

 

<+Will> Did you know that if you look too long at penids you'll go blind?

 

Guess who popped in while you were all gone

[14:39] * woodenrat has joined #Curlybrace
[14:39] <woodenrat> anybody here?
[14:39] <DoubleThink> possibly
[14:40] <woodenrat> heh, DT, you old dog how've you been!?
[14:40] <DoubleThink> Old
[14:40] <DoubleThink> and a dog

 

[font=courier new,courier,monospace][14:02.57] <Hiino> hi guys
[14:03.04] <Dunc2403> harro hiino
[14:03.10] <Kanpachi> hiya
[14:03.27] <Dunc2403> I just taught Kanpatchi how to Icechat
[14:03.42] <Kanpachi> and it is awesome
[14:04.30] <Dunc2403> in less than ten minutes!
[14:04.39] * Kanpachi (~Kanpachi@88.210.188.172) Quit ( Read error: Connection reset by peer )
[14:04.45] <Dunc2403> ...[/font]

 

p.s. dunc usually quotes will speak for themselves.

so you really could remove that "Good Jarb there." and it would be like 20x more funny.