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[font=courier new,courier,monospace][23:15.51] <WD-40> !csship cultr1
[23:15.52] <+derpy> cultr1 and HaydenStudios
[23:15.55] <WD-40> lmao
[23:15.56] <@cultr1> fuck
[23:16.00] <Dunc2403> hah
[23:16.01] <Hiino> haha
[23:16.10] <@cultr1> In case you haven't noticed, I don't take my romantic relationships lightly
[23:16.17] <Hiino> !csship Hiino
[23:16.17] <+derpy> Hiino and Shane
[23:16.19] <Hiino> augh
[23:16.21] <Dunc2403> hah
[23:16.31] <WD-40> cult, you need more wall of text
[23:16.33] <Dunc2403> someone csship me
[23:16.44] <Dunc2403> I want to see if I turn out bad
[23:16.44] <WD-40> !csship cund
[23:16.45] <+derpy> cund and HaydenStudios
[23:16.49] <WD-40> *dunc
[23:16.51] <Hiino> cund :|
[23:16.53] <@cultr1> lol
[23:17.10] <Dunc2403> this isn't what it looks like cult, I swear!
[23:17.15] <@cultr1> D:
[23:17.20] <@cultr1> I can't believe it
[23:17.20] <WD-40> !csship Haydenstudios
[23:17.21] <+derpy> Haydenstudios and Dunc2403
[23:17.24] <@cultr1> you stole my cardboard cutout
[23:17.24] <Dunc2403> hahahaha
[23:17.24] <WD-40> oh my god hahaha
[23:17.27] <@cultr1> oh
[23:17.29] <@cultr1> well then
[23:17.33] <@cultr1> it was destiny[/font]

 

[21:07:10] <WD-40> DT will rage and be like hurrr imma throw a boomerang at this thread cuz im australian

 

[20:52] <WD-40> !csship Gir's sister
[20:52] <+derpy> Gir's sister and GIRakaCHEEZER
[20:52] <WD-40> Oh my god
[20:52] <sexpy> oh my god
[20:52] <CptFabulous> no way
[20:52] <@cultr1> uh
[20:52] <CptFabulous> jegus fuck
[20:52] <@Noxid> >.>
[20:52] <@cultr1> this thing cheats

 

[23:53] <WD-40> "Hot men earn on average five percent more than less good looking colleagues. Butreally handsome men may have a hard time feelign satisfied in romantic relationships over the long haul"
[23:53] <@Noxid> it's hard being beautiful
[23:53] <sexpy> v_v
[23:53] <CptFabulous> I think there might be related factors at play
[23:54] <CptFabulous> If that statistic is not made up
[23:54] <@Noxid> are you questioning cosmopolitan's jornalistic integrity

 

[22:23:15] <WD-40> i need like 3 day recovery though
[22:23:21] <WD-40> since there will be abdominal pain
[22:23:26] <WD-40> and pain in teh shoulders
[22:23:34] <WD-40> they said something weird about the gas going up there?
[22:23:39] <WD-40> i dont know
[22:23:55] <WD-40> but yeah lol inflation
[22:24:41] <WD-40> guys say something i feel awkward
[22:24:58] <Hiino> I find this story difficult to masturbate to

 

[22:51] * sexpy (~IceChat7@d24-150-240-124.home.cgocable.net) has joined #Curlybrace
[22:51] <Bobbyis> Dammit
[22:51] <Hiino> sexpyyy
[22:51] <WD-40> ~fetch room
[22:52] <+Will> OH HI MARK

 

[02:24] <@GIR> of course a tall girl is like a beautiful mountain to climb... i think...?
[02:24] <@GIR> i forget what i was trying to say there
[02:24] <WD-40> ......
[02:24] <WD-40> what
[02:24] <Jack_Xanth> haha
[02:24] <Jack_Xanth> hahahahahahaha
[02:24] <CptFabulous> "See that girl"
[02:24] <Jack_Xanth> a beautiful mountain to climb
[02:24] <WD-40> i don't even know
[02:24] <CptFabulous> "I'd climb her all night"
[02:24] <WD-40> but what happens when you reach to the top
[02:25] <CptFabulous> the... climax?
[02:25] <Jack_Xanth> you plant a flag
[02:25] <@GIR> you plant your dick
[02:25] <WD-40> ouldnt you want to focus on the small cave?
[02:25] <Jack_Xanth> to prove you were there
[02:25] <WD-40> or the hills?
[02:25] <CptFabulous> STRAP ON YOUR PITONS, BOYS
[02:25] <CptFabulous> WE'RE MOUNTING THIS BITCH
[02:25] <@GIR> enjoy the sights
[02:25] <WD-40> ohh ok
[02:25] <@GIR> anyways uh that analogy
[02:25] <@GIR> makes more sense if you're a shorter guy
[02:25] <WD-40> you guys are weird
[02:25] <@GIR> or if the girl is 8 feet tall
[02:25] <CptFabulous> more like an anal orgy
[02:26] <WD-40> well maybe if you're a midget having sex with a basketball player
[02:26] <Jack_Xanth> haha
[02:26] <WD-40> then that's a journey
[02:26] <@GIR> what if you have no legs
[02:26] <@GIR> what then
[02:26] <@GIR> besides lemons
[02:26] <WD-40> you'll need some sort of device to carry you up to the top
[02:26] <WD-40> like a ski lift or something
[02:27] <CptFabulous> yes
[02:27] <@Noxid|L> A system of ropes and pulleys
[02:27] <CptFabulous> ladies are not always wheelchair-accessible
[02:27] <WD-40> kinky

 

[01:11] <WD-40> this channel is awful. there are children in africa starving
[01:11] <CptFabulous> there are children in Japan starving
[01:11] <Dunc2403> there are children in canada starving
[01:11] <Jack_Xanth> There are children in America starving
[01:11] <Dunc2403> no there aren't
[01:11] <Dunc2403> they are all fat

 

[10:55.30] <WD-40> when are you doing your cocking show

 

For the record, that was not a typo. For once.

 

Yeah, c and o are miles apart man D:

 

21:09 GIR WoC are you a fan of carrots
21:09 WedgeOfCheese they're all right
21:09 *** SEBTi joined #Curlybrace
21:09 WedgeOfCheese I wouldn't really consider myself a "fan" though
21:09 GIR no you should be a fan of carrots
21:09 GIR and peeling carrots
21:10 WedgeOfCheese umm... k...
21:10 Bobbyis And peeling carrots on women?
21:10 GIR yes
21:10 GIR http://dl.dropbox.com/u/73247493/Fenton.jpg
21:10 WedgeOfCheese my first thought when reading that
21:10 WedgeOfCheese was using the woman as a carrot peeler
21:10 Bobbyis Hahah
21:10 GIR i don't even know how that would work
21:11 Bobbyis Teeth
21:11 WedgeOfCheese fingernails
21:11 GIR she would have to be naked
21:11 Bobbyis um
21:11 Bobbyis teeth
21:11 Bobbyis naked?
21:11 GIR yes
21:11 WedgeOfCheese IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERE
21:11 WedgeOfCheese SO TAKE OF YOUR RETAINER
21:11 cultr1 I'm gonna take off all GIR's clothes
21:11 GIR it's so hot let me peel some carrots
21:11 WedgeOfCheese oh yeah baby
21:12 WedgeOfCheese show me those naked teeth
21:12 cultr1 llllllllllllllllllll9ol9llllllllllllllllllllllllllll90lolllllllll9
21:12 cultr1 oops D:
21:12 WedgeOfCheese ummm
21:12 Noxid I agree
21:12 cultr1 trying to clean my keyboard, o key is not pressing all teh way
21:12 Bobbyis l9ol9l
21:12 WedgeOfCheese you agree that llllllllllllllllllll9ol9llllllllllllllllllllllllllll90lolllllllll9?
21:12 GIR nothing makes me sweat more than seeing a strong man peel a carrot
21:12 Noxid yes
21:12 WedgeOfCheese indeed
21:13 GIR i want nothing more than to peel a carrot onto a fine young lady
21:13 Bobbyis shudders *

 

I forgot to post this yesterday

[15:29] <DoubleThink> Is Moustache Riders like, playable yet?
[15:29] <GIR> if you wanted to move a character around on the screen
[15:29] <GIR> then yes?
[15:29] <Noxid> we both kinda got sidetracked
[15:29] <Noxid> as we are wont to do
[15:30] <Dunc2403> Uhh
[15:30] <Dunc2403> You are wont to do?
[15:30] <GIR> dunc is young noxid
[15:30] <GIR> he doesn't know that word
[15:30] <Noxid> http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wont
[15:30] <Noxid> now he does
[15:31] <DoubleThink> It's a synonym for inclined
[15:32] <DoubleThink> So I wonder if that makes it a synonym for on a slope
[15:32] <Noxid> sure why not
[15:32] <Noxid> "gonna hit the wonts today"
[15:32] <Noxid> "powder looks gnarly"
[15:32] <DoubleThink> I have to use that somewhere now
[15:32] <Dunc2403> I read that in a British voice
[15:33] <GIR> that's a steep wont
[15:33] <GIR> it's a slippery wont
[15:35] <Noxid> the pathway was slightly wonted
[15:36] <DoubleThink> Won't you slide down this wont with me?

 

You guys fail, "inclined" is not a noun. "The pathway was slightly wonted" should just be "The pathway was slightly wont".

Meta-grammar is important, y'all.


edit: I found these two lines funny out of context:
21:39 GIR oh hiino did you finish
21:39 GIR did you rub it into the burn scars


edit: damnit, upon further examination, I realize that the "unintended meaning" I got out of the above was actually the intended meaning. herp derp derp

 

[21:52] <sirtophat> I think the first thing I did when I got the internet was look up pokemon porn
[21:52] <Yakkers> Same hurr

 

[21:52] <sirtophat> I think the first thing I did when I got the internet was look up pokemon porn
[21:52] <Yakkers> Same hurr

21:52 WD-40 i didnt get fancy channels like CN until i was maybe 8
21:52 sirtophat I think the first thing I did when I got the internet was look up pokemon porn
21:52 Yakkers Same hurr
21:52 WD-40 Hahaha
21:52 CptFabulous of course you did, Yakkers
21:52 Yakkers lololol
21:52 Yakkers oh no
21:52 Yakkers I wasn't responding to that, lawl
21:53 sexpy hahaa
21:53 Yakkers I was talking about getting fancy channels
21:53 Yakkers quality timing courtesy of yakkers

D:<

 

[22:54] <Bobbyis> Now it's a part of erryday life
[22:55] <WD-40> bobbyis, did you knnow smegma is a rare delicacy?
[22:55] <Bobbyis> OH
[22:55] <Bobbyis> ~slogan SMEGMAAAA
[22:55] <+Will> My bologna has a first name, it's SMEGMAAAA.
[22:55] <@GIR> but yeah
[22:55] <@GIR> who the fuck watches real guro
[22:55] <Jack_Xanth> well
[22:55] <Jack_Xanth> ok yeah so apparently i was wrong
[22:55] <@GIR> jack wut
[22:56] <@GIR> jack :/
[22:56] <Bobbyis> I hate balogna but if I ever come across some labeled as SMEGMAAAA
[22:56] <Bobbyis> I will buy the stores entire supply
[22:56] <@GIR> oh god what

 

[23:53:30] <liz> No, dunc
[23:53:32] <liz> YOU get out
[23:53:36] <Dunc2403> no
[23:53:36] <CptFabulous> oh snap
[23:53:39] <Dunc2403> u
[23:53:43] <CptFabulous> OH, SNAP
[23:53:53] <liz> NO.
[23:53:55] <liz> U.
[23:54:00] <CptFabulous> PJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
[23:54:01] <CptFabulous> SNAP
[23:54:02] <Ambient_Malice> The little girl vampire isn't overtly sexualized in blood alone. Wheras Vampire Bund is loli on account of the heavy erotic overtones.
[23:54:06] <Yakkers> oh fuck I have doritos

That's really all the context I care to provide, or that you need.

 

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