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I wasn't referring to that particular instance bro.
Going into detail isn't warranted in this case, but I have my reasons

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Why on Earth would I ban someone if I had no reason?

 

cultr1 is one of the most level headed people I know
he has his reasons

 

Then again there's a possibility that he's on a power trip...

 

There's also the possibility that several people don't want DragonBoots on the channel.

 

Why on Earth would I ban someone if I had no reason?

Because you won't admit you want into my pants.

 

There's also the possibility that several people don't want DragonBoots on the channel.

Are you calling me a homophobe?

 

[20:19] <+Malpercio> ohai WoC
[20:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> sup
[20:20] <+Ollie> Yo.
[20:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> psh, is your name WoC?
[20:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> I THINK NOT
[20:20] <+Ollie> I was saying hi to you.
[20:20] <+Ollie> Er, yo.
[20:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> oh lol
[20:20] <+Ollie> It was a greeting.
[20:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> how dare you
[20:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> gosh darn greetings
[20:20] <+Ollie> I'm sorry.
[20:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> undermining our cherished values
[20:21] <+WedgeOfCheese> you will be burned at the stake at dawn
[20:21] <+Ollie> But you greeted Malpercio, and the other way around.
[20:21] <+Ollie> I say we'd all get burned.
[20:22] <+WedgeOfCheese> sounds like a plan
[20:22] <+Ollie> I have a better one.
[20:22] <+WedgeOfCheese> ORLY?
[20:22] <+Ollie> No.
[20:22] <+Malpercio> i have a better one
[20:22] * Malpercio snipes Ollie
[20:22] * WedgeOfCheese takes cover
[20:22] * Ollie is dead...?
[20:22] * WedgeOfCheese specifically your mom's cover
[20:22] <+Ollie> Probably not.
[20:22] * WedgeOfCheese so she's naked now
[20:23] <+Ollie> Why is it that I always get shot. D:
[20:24] * Malpercio snipes WedgeOfCheese too
[20:24] <+Ollie> Yay.

 

[20:37] <+Lace> how I make curly climb me?
[20:37] <+WedgeOfCheese> I don't hand out my secrets so freely bro

 

[21:58] <+WedgeOfCheese> So lace...
[21:58] <+Lace> mmmm
[21:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> I'm now revealing the secret fact that I'm your long lost daughter you never knew you had.
[21:59] <+Lace> um
[21:59] <+Lace> you are older than me
[21:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> And you know this how?
[21:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> because my profile says so?
[21:59] <+Lace> your facheboca
[21:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> yes I'm a clever liar
[21:59] <+Lace> unless you LIED
[21:59] <+Lace>
[22:00] <+Lace> you... invented 400 friends to deieve ME!?
[22:00] * WedgeOfCheese plays dramatic music on the organ he.. I mean she carries around constantly
[22:00] <+Lace> so give me an age
[22:00] <+WedgeOfCheese> 300
[22:00] <+WedgeOfCheese> well actually
[22:00] <+Lace> that really soesn't make sense
[22:00] <+Lace> :/
[22:00] <+WedgeOfCheese> the age part was true
[22:01] <+WedgeOfCheese> you and those you know
[22:01] <+WedgeOfCheese> (IRL that is)
[22:01] <+WedgeOfCheese> were secretly in a rapidly rotating chamber
[22:01] <+WedgeOfCheese> so you age slower than me
[22:02] <+WedgeOfCheese> the 300 wasn't my age btw
[22:02] <+WedgeOfCheese> it was # of facebook friends
[22:02] <+WedgeOfCheese> approx
[22:02] <+Lace> gigglefits
[22:02] <+Lace> when did I conceive you?
[22:02] <+WedgeOfCheese> my thoughts exactly
[22:02] <+Lace> just wanting to know
[22:02] <+Lace> how I forgot
[22:02] <+WedgeOfCheese> You were drunk as fuck
[22:03] <+WedgeOfCheese> or so I've heard
[22:03] <+Lace> that seems wrong
[22:03] <+WedgeOfCheese> I was just a zygote at the time so I wouldn't know
[22:03] <+WedgeOfCheese> wait here's a theory
[22:03] <+WedgeOfCheese> maybe I'M the one who's been decieved
[22:04] <+Lace> good thought
[22:04] <+Lace> or maybe...
[22:04] <+Lace> you've been the one who's been CONceived
[22:04] <+Lace> hrhrhr
[22:04] <+WedgeOfCheese> ba dum ching
[22:06] <+WedgeOfCheese> I thought you were about to suggest something radical
[22:06] <+WedgeOfCheese> like the idea that I'm just making all this up
[22:06] <+WedgeOfCheese> but I'm glad to see you're not one of THOSE CRAZY PEOPLe
[22:06] <+WedgeOfCheese> you should poast this in the IRC thread
[22:06] <+WedgeOfCheese> I would myself but it would be a triple post :/
[22:07] <+Lace> you should construct the rotational device mathematically
[22:07] <+Lace> and trace back to when you must have been born
[22:07] <+Lace> and with whom
[22:07] <+WedgeOfCheese> psh, I'll construct YOUR MOM mathematically
[22:07] <+Lace> no
[22:07] <+Lace> you'll construct yours

cont'd:

Spoiler

[22:07] <+WedgeOfCheese> xD
[22:07] <+WedgeOfCheese> actually you're the mom
[22:07] <+WedgeOfCheese> it's like that one episode of southpark
[22:09] <+WedgeOfCheese> k let's say the device is 5 km in radius
[22:09] <+WedgeOfCheese> wait shit
[22:09] <+WedgeOfCheese> I only know special relativity not general
[22:09] <+Lace> it spins real fast
[22:09] <+WedgeOfCheese> so idk how to do the calcs
[22:10] <+Lace> well t[1] = t[2]sqrt(1-v^2/c^2), correct?
[22:11] <+WedgeOfCheese> yeah
[22:11] <+WedgeOfCheese> alright I guess just suppose that's all we need
[22:11] <+WedgeOfCheese> even if it might not be
[22:12] * Ollie (Mibbit@cpe-173-170-39-212.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #curlybrace
[22:12] <+WedgeOfCheese> so the thing spins at 1 kHz
[22:12] * ChanServ sets mode +v Ollie for #curlybrace
[22:12] <+WedgeOfCheese> so it travels 5000000*pi m/s
[22:12] <+Lace> faster than light
[22:12] <+Lace> retyry
[22:12] <+WedgeOfCheese> no
[22:13] <+WedgeOfCheese> light is 300000 km/s
[22:13] <+WedgeOfCheese> not m
[22:13] <+Lace> def m
[22:13] <+WedgeOfCheese> nope
[22:13] <+WedgeOfCheese> 186000 miles/s
[22:13] <+WedgeOfCheese> which is 300000 km
[22:13] <+Lace> can't we just measure it all in plank units?
[22:14] <+WedgeOfCheese> *facepalm*
[22:14] <+Lace> kk
[22:14] <+Lace> 300 million meters per second
[22:14] <+Lace> and yours is about 15
[22:14] <+Lace> okay
[22:14] <+WedgeOfCheese> 5.236% the speed of light
[22:14] <+Lace> good
[22:14] <+Lace> continue
[22:16] <+WedgeOfCheese> .99863
[22:16] <+WedgeOfCheese> I don't think that's low enough
[22:16] <+WedgeOfCheese> to account for the difference
[22:16] <+Lace> deffinitely not
[22:16] <+WedgeOfCheese> alright the thing spins at 5 kHz
[22:17] <+Lace> why are we saying it's a km wide
[22:17] <+Lace> shouldn't it, like, go to michigan?
[22:17] <+WedgeOfCheese> not necessarily
[22:17] <+WedgeOfCheese> we said nothing about the people between you and me
[22:17] <+Lace> huh
[22:18] <+WedgeOfCheese> the radius just has to be less than the distance from you to me
[22:18] <+Lace> maybe we were both trapped in it for a year or so
[22:18] <+WedgeOfCheese> okay so now it's 26.18% the speed of light
[22:19] <+Lace> .96ish then
[22:19] <+WedgeOfCheese> still not enough
[22:19] <+WedgeOfCheese> okay double the radius
[22:19] <+WedgeOfCheese> 52.36%
[22:20] <+Lace> .75
[22:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> I get .85
[22:20] <+Lace> maybe
[22:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> .852
[22:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> you forgot the sqrt
[22:20] <+WedgeOfCheese> mehbeh?
[22:20] <+Lace> ah, yes
[22:21] <+Ollie> Hey guys, guess what.
[22:21] <+WedgeOfCheese> no
[22:21] <+Lace> we're figuring out how big the contaption me and cheese are in
[22:21] <+Lace> in order to find out when i conceived him
[22:21] <+Ollie> Oh..
[22:21] <+Lace>
[22:22] <+WedgeOfCheese> I was born 18 yrs, 210 days ago
[22:23] <+WedgeOfCheese> 18*365 + 4 + 210 = 6784
[22:23] <+WedgeOfCheese> how bout you?
[22:24] <+Ollie> Hmm...
[22:24] * Ollie (Mibbit@cpe-173-170-39-212.tampabay.res.rr.com) Quit ( Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[22:24] <+Lace> 6029 days
[22:24] <+Lace> don't forget leap years
[22:24] <+Lace> oh I see
[22:24] <+Lace> nvm
[22:24] <+WedgeOfCheese> 6784*.852 = 5779.968
[22:25] <+WedgeOfCheese> 6029 - 5780 = 249
[22:25] <+WedgeOfCheese> you were 249 days old
[22:25] <+Lace> that can't be right
[22:25] <+Lace> though i'm sure I was fertile
[22:25] <+WedgeOfCheese> why else can't it be right?
[22:26] <+Lace> because what teenager would have sex with a baby?
[22:26] <+WedgeOfCheese> a drunk one
[22:26] <+Lace> they'd have to be super coordinated
[22:26] <+WedgeOfCheese> maybe YOU were super coordinated
[22:26] <+Lace>
[22:27] <+Lace> ew
[22:27] <+WedgeOfCheese> admit it
[22:27] <+Lace> I DON'T REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK
[22:28] <+WedgeOfCheese> oh fine
[22:28] <+Lace> I HOPE SHE WAS ATTRACTIVE
[22:28] <+WedgeOfCheese> Well, this is my mom we're talking about, sooo....
[22:28] <+WedgeOfCheese> hrm
[22:30] <+Lace> awkward
[22:31] * Ollie (IceChat77@cpe-173-170-39-212.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #curlybrace
[22:31] * ChanServ sets mode +v Ollie for #curlybrace
[22:31] <+Ollie> Theeeeere we go.
[22:31] <+WedgeOfCheese> psh, you scored bro, don't fret about it...
[22:31] <+Lace> ollie
[22:32] <+Ollie> Yes?
[22:32] <+Lace> apparently cheese's mom banged me when i was 249 days old
[22:32] <+Lace> hawt or nawt
[22:32] <+Ollie> The latter.
[22:33] <+Lace> mediafire won't worrrrrrrrrk
[22:33] <+WedgeOfCheese> y'all are prudes
[22:33] <+Lace> just change that to 6 KHz
[22:33] <+Ollie> I'm quite happy right now..
[22:33] <+WedgeOfCheese> fien
[22:33] <+Lace> or maybe 10
[22:34] <+WedgeOfCheese> 6kHz = 1644 days old
[22:35] <+WedgeOfCheese> so 4 yr, 184 days
[22:35] <+Lace> gawd I hate four year olds
[22:35] <+WedgeOfCheese> 10 would be too much
[22:35] <+WedgeOfCheese> over speed of light
[22:35] <+WedgeOfCheese> well apparently my mom doesn't
[22:36] <@Noxid> preschool snatch

 

All good IRC quotes end with a one-liner from Noxid, who was lurking the whole time.

 

A good way to get Noxid talking is saying "Too bad Noxid isn't here"

 

22:59 woodenrat the camera loves me
22:59 woodenrat what can i say
23:00 CptFabulous If it loves you so much why don't you marry it
23:00 woodenrat we're just friends
23:01 CptFabulous So now you've pushed the camera into the friend zone, even though it's always been there for you and never asked for anything in return.
23:01 woodenrat I just can't handle a relationship right now
23:02 CptFabulous I'm sure that's what you told the camera
23:02 CptFabulous Next thing it knows, you're with some Canon douchebag who doesn't respect you
23:03 woodenrat Hey that was different
23:04 CptFabulous What was so different about it, woodenrat? That Canon is taking pictures, just like your other camera could have.

 

22:59 woodenrat the camera loves me
22:59 woodenrat what can i say
23:00 CptFabulous If it loves you so much why don't you marry it
23:00 woodenrat we're just friends
23:01 CptFabulous So now you've pushed the camera into the friend zone, even though it's always been there for you and never asked for anything in return.
23:01 woodenrat I just can't handle a relationship right now
23:02 CptFabulous I'm sure that's what you told the camera
23:02 CptFabulous Next thing it knows, you're with some Canon douchebag who doesn't respect you
23:03 woodenrat Hey that was different
23:04 CptFabulous What was so different about it, woodenrat? That Canon is taking pictures, just like your other camera could have.

 

Arthur: Noxid is just sitting there, on the forums, it feels like he's watching, judging.

 

 

Depixelate that a bit maor noxxy
Also: Not the best to equate yourself to BB.

 

Eh, I just threw it together. That's the impression I got from reading the quote, I don't see myself that way of course, I just thought it was kind of funny.

 

doubleplusgood

 

Hey, remember the good old days when you guys didn't hate me?
Man, those were the days...