Notable Moments in IRC

I was totally there

just secretly

 

Sounds like you had a great time.

If I only was there...

It was better that you weren't!


<@GIR> what would you do with a dick that long?
[03:06] <+CptFabulous> Roast marshmallows
[03:06] <@GIR> beside auto fellatio
[03:07] <+Yakkers> Conduct music
[03:07] <+CptFabulous> Direct airplanes
[03:07] <+Yakkers> Teach preschool
[03:07] <+CptFabulous> Have some place to hang your coat

[03:57] <+WildDesu> i once dropped my gameboy in the toilet. I hated life
[03:57] <@GIR> i broke my elbow in 4th grade when a 6th grader tackled me
[03:57] <+CptFabulous> shit man
[03:57] <+WildDesu> did you beat his ass?
[03:57] <+WildDesu> with your other elbow
[03:57] <+CptFabulous> But I think WD's gameboy thing is worse
[03:57] <@GIR> it was an accident o:
[03:58] <+WildDesu> I had just peed in the toilet
[03:58] <+CptFabulous> AWWWW
[03:58] <@GIR> we were playing football outside, but the field was frozen
[03:58] <@GIR> and ewwww
[03:58] <+WildDesu> and i put my gameboy on the feminine products bin thing
[03:58] <+WildDesu> and some bitch in the other stall slammed the door
[03:58] <+WildDesu> and it fell in
[03:58] <+CptFabulous> Pokemon Blue was suddenly Pokemon Yellow

 

20:38 Noxid Gerbils are like hampsters right 
20:38 Noxid I dont' actually care what the answer is 
20:38 Ollie No. 
20:38 Ollie Gerbils have wings. 
20:38 GIR they're spelled with a G too 
20:38 Noxid Hmm 
20:38 Ollie And can blow fire. 
20:38 GIR can travel through time 
20:39 Ollie And space. 
20:43 Noxid Well it' will be able to travel 
20:43 GIR it is also everything and anything and nothing 
20:44 Noxid That sounds really hard to draw 
20:44 Ollie Too bad.

 

[00:35] <+DoctorFabulous> Speaking of alive
[00:35] <+DoctorFabulous> I have Rock Band 2
[00:35] <+WildDesu> all the star wars robot chicken shit isnt funny anymore
[00:35] <+DoctorFabulous> Mom likes to play it
[00:35] <+WildDesu> No
[00:35] <+DoctorFabulous> Made me play Alive
[00:36] <+WildDesu> your mom likes to put the drumsticks in her asshole
[00:36] <+DoctorFabulous> Doesn't know what it's about
[00:36] <+WildDesu> like my one friend
[00:36] <+DoctorFabulous> Awkward moment
[00:36] <+WildDesu> what does it mean?
[00:36] <+DoctorFabulous> Incest
[00:36] <+WildDesu> o-o
[00:36] <+WildDesu> who is it by?
[00:36] <+DoctorFabulous> Pearl Jam
[00:36] <+WildDesu> and is it supporting or just talking about it?
[00:36] <+DoctorFabulous> Just talking about it
[00:36] <+WildDesu> OH SISTER YOU MAKE MY BONER SO ALIVE
[00:36] <+DoctorFabulous> No
[00:36] <+DoctorFabulous> Not that
[00:37] <+DoctorFabulous> "Son, your dad died in the war and I am horny."
[00:37] <+WildDesu> o-o
[00:37] <+WildDesu> brb quick fap
[00:37] <+DoctorFabulous> lol
[00:37] <+WildDesu> crap i didnt mean it..like that
[00:37] <+WildDesu> fuck
[00:37] <+DoctorFabulous> LOL

 

Oh, she walks slowly
Across a young man's room
She said "I'm ready for you"
W'I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look
Oh, you know where
Now I can't see, I just stare

Holy shit.

 

[20:48] <@Cultr1> Candad
[20:48] <+WildDesu> i cant understand
[20:48] <+DrFabulous> Nobody insults Candad on my watch
[20:49] <+WildDesu> Nobody breaks the law on my watch
[20:49] <@GIR> since they're muffled purposefully
[20:49] <+WildDesu> breaking the law includes insulting Candad
[20:49] <+DrFabulous> Yes
[20:49] <+sexologist> it's against the forum rulz
[20:49] <+DrFabulous> STOP. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW, EH?
[20:49] <@Cultr1> That's what I hear when Ryuuoutan talks
[20:49] <+WildDesu> hahahaha fab i love you
[20:49] <+sexologist> ;O
[20:49] <@Cultr1> BAOowhAIWHb
[20:50] <@Cultr1> That's my new custom title
[20:50] <+WildDesu> Pay the court a fine of back bacon or serve your ridiculously light and lenient sentence
[20:50] <+DrFabulous> The random CAPITALIZING is important
[20:50] <+sexologist> ok I laughed at that one
[20:50] <@Cultr1> Lol
[20:50] <+DrFabulous> YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT, UNLESS YOU ASK NICELY FOR THEM.
[20:50] <+WildDesu> THEN PAY WITH YOUR SYRUP!

 

<+WildDesu> I'VE FOUGHT HOSERS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!

 

[21:31] <@GIR> i don't think i'd want a toy with brushable hair personally tho
[21:31] <+WedgeOfCheese> unless it was a sex toy
[21:32] <+WildDesu> o-o
[21:32] <+WedgeOfCheese> more realistic

 

<+Yakkers> I would still take dildos in the backdoor all over again

I like taking things out of context

 

With Yakkers, that doesn't sound like it needs context.

 

01:43 Noxid I guess you could rob an ATM
01:43 woodenrat with assembly
01:43 Noxid yes

 

[23:20] <+CptFabulous> I'm so sad
[23:20] <+CptFabulous> Where did my life go so wrong
[23:20] <+CptFabulous> inb4 forums
[23:20] <@GIR> it's cause you own a horse
[23:20] <+CptFabulous> Good one
[23:20] <+CptFabulous> I do own a horse
[23:20] * WildDesu (IceChat7@pool-96-237-144-41.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has left #curlybrace

 

Skype but whatever. I made da thread..I make my own rules!


[18:01:28] Captain Fabulous: I nominate WR for "Most Money Burned with the help of Snoop Dogg"
[18:02:09] WD: He dropped it like its hot
[18:02:35] Captain Fabulous: because the pimp's in the crib
[18:03:59] WD: and the pigs are trying to get at him
[18:04:26] Captain Fabulous: In that situation you should park it like it's hot
[18:04:56] Captain Fabulous: Hopefully there aren't any niggers with a attitude, because then he'd have to pop it like it's hot, God forbid.

 

I liked when gir kicked noxid.
Just Sayin'

 

But I liked it when Noxid kicked GIR.

 

[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> secretly, when the word buttsex is used as a verb...
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> it actually means
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> to give a gender to a butt
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> so
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> lace, your butt is now female
[23:59] <+Lace> D:
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> there, I just buttsexed you

 

You left out the stuff that let up to that...

[23:53] <+CptFabulous> Do you know what time it is?
[23:53] <+CptFabulous> DO YOU?
[23:53] <+Ollie> Yeah.
[23:53] <+Lace> 1153
[23:53] <+Ollie> 11:53 EST.
[23:53] <+WedgeOfCheese> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
[23:53] <+CptFabulous> Maybe in YOUR time zone
[23:53] <+Ollie> On Earth.
[23:54] <+CptFabulous> But right now, in every time zone
[23:54] <+Lace> [CptFabulous TIME Reply] : 02-09-2011 20:53:57
[23:54] <+CptFabulous> IT'S BUTTSEX TIME
[23:54] <+WedgeOfCheese> WOOOOO!!!!
[23:54] * CptFabulous buttsexes emphatically
[23:54] * Ollie is scared.
[23:54] * WedgeOfCheese buttrapes Ollie
[23:54] <+CptFabulous> Wait, there's an XKCD strip...
[23:54] <+Ollie> Oh no.
[23:54] * Lace has no butt
[23:55] * CptFabulous buttsexes ambivalently
[23:55] * Lace buttsexes apathetically

...

[23:58] * WedgeOfCheese buttsexes largo con brio
[23:58] * CptFabulous (Captain@206.116.90.13) Quit ( Quit: You die... Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n) )
[23:58] * WedgeOfCheese buttsexes andante sostenuto
[23:58] * Lace buttsexes quad erat demonstrata
[23:58] * Ollie :J
[23:59] <+Ollie> Let me rephrase that.
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> secretly, when the word buttsex is used as a verb...
[23:59] * Ollie :Js :J :J :J
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> it actually means
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> to give a gender to a butt
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> so
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> lace, your butt is now female
[23:59] <+WedgeOfCheese> there, I just buttsexed you
[23:59] <+Lace> D:

 

Lace was on irc O:

 

Lace was on irc O:

Yes, he comes quite often nowadays.

 

Whoda thought