Notable Moments in IRC

Man I just had the deepest conversation with explosive.

 

[19:56] <+Ralren> I WANT TO RAPE YOU
[19:56] <+woodenrat> I see

Best possible response.

 

[22:49] <+Lace> nono
[22:49] <+Lace> not a WHORE
[22:49] <+Ollie> Not a, an.
[22:49] <+Lace> a SLUT
[22:49] <@GIR> yayaya
[22:49] <+Lace> a filty MAN-SLUT
[22:49] <@GIR> that's a stupid whore that's what
[22:50] <+Ollie> Filty?
[22:50] <+Lace> *filthy
[22:50] <+Ollie> Oh.
[22:50] <@GIR> a fifty man-slut
[22:50] <@GIR> he's a silver fox
[22:50] <+CaveStory> ?.....
[22:50] <+Lace> a filthy MAN SLUT like OLIVER
[22:50] <+Ollie> Eveerything.
[22:50] <+Ollie> Everything....
[22:50] <+Lace> Slut-man
[22:50] <+Lace> to the rescue!
[22:51] <@GIR> silver fox
[22:51] <@GIR> that's what you are
[22:51] <@GIR> fifty man slut
[22:51] <+Ollie> Fifty?
[22:51] <@GIR> yes
[22:51] <@GIR> refers to his age
[22:52] <+Ollie> Lace was born in '52-'61?
[22:52] <+Lace> oh I though it
[22:52] <+Lace> was like,
[22:52] <@GIR> or maybe his super power
[22:52] <+Lace> some filthy man-sluts
[22:52] <@GIR> is to turn into fifty man-sluts
[22:52] <+Ollie> Crazy.
[22:52] <@GIR> the best super power is to make puppies appear anywhere
[22:52] <+Ollie> Super heroes nowadays.
[22:53] <+Lace> turning into fifty man-sluts would actually be pretty useful
[22:53] <@GIR> unless they were gay
[22:53] <@GIR> then you would just have summoned an orgy
[22:54] <@Noxid> That could also be useful
[22:54] <@Noxid> mind you, very situational
[22:54] <+Ollie> No, he would have been turned into one.
[22:55] <+Lace> by which he means he turned into an orgy
[22:56] <+Ollie> By which :
[22:56] <+Ollie> "
[22:56] <+Ollie> ;
[22:56] * CaveStory (Mibbit@pool-96-233-110-235.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) Quit ( Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[22:57] <@Noxid> Oh is that how it is then
[22:57] <+Ollie> Yeah.
[22:57] <@Noxid> Shouldn't it be possible to turn back though
[22:57] <@Noxid> otherwise it's not a great power to turn into anything at all
[22:58] <+Lace> well think of 50 orgying man hoes
[22:58] <+Lace> would YOU eant to turn back into one person?
[22:58] <+Lace> *want
[22:58] <@Noxid> No, I guess not....
[22:59] <+Lace> ew I guess eventually though
[22:59] <+Lace> it would be Ay-Okay if they weren't gay
[22:59] <+Lace> but by percentage five would be
[22:59] <+Lace> so
[22:59] <+Lace> it's more a task force of 45
[22:59] * CptFabulous (~Captain@d206-116-90-13.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #curlybrace
[22:59] * ChanServ sets mode +v CptFabulous for #curlybrace
[22:59] <+Lace> assuming all the gay clones like eachother
[23:00] <@Noxid> That is a big assumption
[23:00] <+CptFabulous> what

 

Spoiler

22:00 Ollie Lace is a super hero.
22:00 Lace slut-man
22:00 CptFabulous My what still stands
22:01 Noxid I thought it was 1 in 10 though
22:01 Noxid 10%
22:01 CptFabulous So five of them are gay
22:02 CptFabulous That's still alright
22:02 Noxid Oh I see
22:02 Noxid Sorry, I was thinking there were a hundred men
22:03 Noxid but if they were clones, wouldn't they be either all straight or all gay
22:03 Lace nature vs nurture
22:03 CptFabulous No, it's not genetic.
22:04 Noxid but superpower clones
22:04 CptFabulous We've mapped the human genome and we haven't found a gay gene.
22:04 Noxid aren't the same as genetic clones I didn't think
22:04 CptFabulous Oh
22:04 Lace the important thing here is not "clone" per se
22:04 Lace but "man-slut"
22:04 CptFabulous So they would all be exactly identical
22:04 Lace everything that moves
22:05 CptFabulous Like hitting ctrl-c and ctrl-v
22:05 Noxid That's the impression I got
22:05 Lace waitwait
22:05 Lace when did we establish that all my man sluts were clones?
22:05 Lace also
22:05 Lace would I thus be their clone?
22:05 Noxid [22:59] <+Lace> assuming all the gay clones like eachother
22:05 Lace disregard that
22:05 Lace I mean the last thing I said
22:06 Lace not what you said
22:06 Lace WOULD I BE THEIR PIMP?
22:06 CptFabulous Yes
22:06 Noxid I thought you turned into them
22:06 Ollie Can I be the guy who's not there?
22:06 Noxid the man-slut is you
22:06 CptFabulous Lace, pimp-in-chief and leader of the cloneslut army.
22:07 Noxid leading his army of undecided sexuality on a campaign across the midwest
22:07 CptFabulous Why the midwest
22:07 CptFabulous What's so special about it
22:08 Ollie Don't question.
22:08 Lace question:
22:08 Lace how many of cavestory's 40 friends are actually his friends?
22:09 Lace and if we could pick 50 mirai members
22:09 Lace who would be in the man-slut army?
22:09 Noxid Do we even have 50
22:09 CptFabulous No
22:09 Ollie Ghost in the Clinic.
22:09 Ollie is now away - Reason : :J
22:09 Noxid assuming cavestory sent a friend req. to every member on the list
22:10 Lace okay'ten man slut members
22:10 Noxid and every active member accepted his request
22:10 Noxid that leaves 40
22:10 CptFabulous We'll just make Yakkers a man-slut fifty times.
22:10 Lace ten man'sluts
22:10 Lace with five clones of each
22:10 Noxid Ok
22:11 Lace how do I keep hitting ' instead of space?
22:11 Lace weeeeeeeeeird typo
22:11 Noxid they are close to each other?
22:11 Lace nonetheless
22:11 CptFabulous Noxid, GIR, celticminstrel, me, Lace, Malpercio, Ollie, WD, Wedge of Cheese, Doublethink.
22:11 CptFabulous Ten people.
22:11 Lace not in the least
22:11 celticminstrel pelts CptFabulous with hard apples.
22:11 Lace WD fails the "man" requirement of man-slut
22:11 CptFabulous THAT IS NOT HOW DESUS WORK. GOODNIGHT.
22:11 *** CptFabulous quit (Quit: Connection asploded)
22:12 Noxid :0
22:12 Lace and I do not really know malp that well
22:12 celticminstrel So, what is the context of this list?
22:12 Lace malp, I don't really know you that well
22:12 Noxid Mansluts
22:12 Lace ten-man sluts for my man-slut army
22:12 celticminstrel Hm.
22:12 Noxid I don't know if I'd make a very good man slut
22:12 celticminstrel pelts Lace with apples, then.
22:12 Lace best hyphenation error ever
22:12 Lace "ten-man sluts"
22:13 Noxid Hmm
22:13 *** sexplosive joined #curlybrace
22:13 +++ ChanServ has given voice to sexplosive
22:13 Lace sexy
22:13 sexplosive lacy
22:13 Lace top ten man-sluts on the forums
22:13 Noxid Of course
22:13 Lace now
22:13 Lace name them
22:13 sexplosive 1. celticminstrel
22:13 sexplosive 2. ralren
22:13 sexplosive 3. myself
22:13 sexplosive 4. cptfab
22:13 celticminstrel Fine, I can do this all day. <_<
22:14 sexplosive 5. rag
22:14 celticminstrel pelts sexplosive with apples as well!
22:14 sexplosive uhhhh
22:14 celticminstrel I don't even know who "rag" is...
22:14 sexplosive 6. spgardebiter
22:14 Noxid ragnaroq
22:14 sexplosive ragnaroq
22:14 sexplosive 7. qxc
22:14 sexplosive 8. merlinoboy
22:15 sexplosive 9. woody
22:15 sexplosive 10. lace
22:15 sexplosive oh shit uh
22:15 celticminstrel Isn't merlinoboy a troll?
22:15 Lace let us now look for discrepancies
22:15 sexplosive I forgot cultr1
22:15 Lace "Noxid, GIR, celticminstrel, me, Lace, Malpercio, Ollie, WD, Wedge of Cheese, Doublethink."
22:15 Lace same:
22:15 sexplosive Wd/
22:15 sexplosive what
22:15 Lace celt
22:16 Lace capt
22:16 Lace lace
22:16 Lace a fair start for a fine army
22:16 sexplosive indeed
22:16 Noxid We need more samples
22:16 Lace I do hope you know I will totally get this superpower
22:16 celticminstrel Any attempt to recruit me for an army will be meant with my apple-gun!
22:16 celticminstrel ^ met not meant
22:17 sexplosive oh celtic
22:17 sexplosive who's a silly pony?
22:17 sexplosive you is!
22:17 Lace it's not really recrution
22:17 Lace it's more
22:17 Lace ...
22:17 *** Reliz quit (Quit: HRRRRRRRR)
22:17 Lace I can turn into you at will
22:17 sexplosive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PZbL_-jjU
22:17 Lace :0
22:17 celticminstrel Oh, so now you're just being creepy.
22:17 Lace by the inclusion of myself in the man-slut army
22:17 celticminstrel Fine then.
22:18 celticminstrel pelts Lace with apples.
22:18 Lace I can have infinite men!
22:18 Lace and INFINITE SLUTS!
22:18 Lace SCORE!
22:18 Noxid Lace can take more mansluts than anybody else
22:19 sexplosive what a champ
22:21 Lace I think we're done here

Sorry for the weird formatting. I willwon't change it at some point in the future.

 

[01:04] <+sexplosive> If I had six monsters I would play touhou on them
[01:04] <+sexplosive> *monitors
[01:04] <+CptFabulous> *monaters
[01:04] <@Cultr1> 6 different games
[01:04] <@Cultr1> 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12
[01:04] <@Cultr1> At once
[01:04] <+sexplosive> scarlet mansion - UFO
[01:04] <@Cultr1> 11 was gay
[01:04] <+CptFabulous> Play Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, and 3, along with SMW, Yoshi's Island and Contra.
[01:04] <@Cultr1> And for eunuch losers
[01:05] <+CptFabulous> BECAUSE FUCK YEAH, CONTRA.
[01:05] <@Wilddesu> oh god fab you beat me
[01:05] <+sexplosive> play the touhou drinking game
[01:05] <@Wilddesu> which is?
[01:05] <+sexplosive> each time you bomb or loose a life you take a shot
[01:05] <@Cultr1> Each time you see a girl
[01:05] <@Cultr1> Oh
[01:05] <+sexplosive> oh that works to
[01:05] <+CptFabulous> Each time you see a bullet
[01:05] <@Wilddesu> I am a monster
[01:05] <@Wilddesu> coach
[01:05] <@Cultr1> Shiiiii
[01:05] <+CptFabulous> *monater
[01:05] <+sexplosive> wilddesu.
[01:05] <@Wilddesu> Fuck bitches, acquire monaters
[01:05] <+sexplosive> you are the monater
[01:05] <@Wilddesu> No
[01:05] <@Wilddesu> I am a monster......coach
[01:06] <+CptFabulous> NO EXPLOSIVE, YOU ARE THE MONATERS
[01:06] <@Cultr1> GAG
[01:06] <+CptFabulous> And then explosive was an elf
[01:06] <+sexplosive> no!

 

CaveStory	So Assembly is like a mod, right?
celticminstrel	. . .
Ollie	        ......................................
Wilddesu	YEAH

(some lines omitted for emphasis)

 

May this be an example to the lot of you-- I know NOTHING about programming. at all. NOTHING.

 

May this be an example to the lot of you-- I know NOTHING about programming. at all. NOTHING.

Those guys aren't talking about programming, they talk about hacking. While those two terms may have some things in common they still don't mean the same thing and can't be used as synonyms.

 

Those guys aren't talking about programming, they talk about hacking. While those two terms may have some things in common they still don't mean the same thing and can't be used as synonyms.

Well let me rephrase that then.

I know nothing involving codes, programming or hacking. I just know the basics. By basics, I really mean BASICS.

 

Gee Gardebiter, thank you for breaking your vow of silence to correct Cave Story on his semantics. Whatever would we do without you.

 

Well let me rephrase that then.

I know nothing involving codes, programming or hacking. I just know the basics. By basics, I really mean BASICS.

I feels ya there. And it's boring as balls when that's all they talk about in the IRC. Buncha fuddy duddies, the lot of them.

 

You should know what assembly means just by being on the internet/computer long enough. But since you're like 12...Holy shit you were 2 years old when 911 happened? Man you don't even remember it. Needless to say I don't remember much either since lithuanians don't have much of a reason to give one fuck about planes hitting towers somewhere across the ocean.

 

I feels ya there. And it's boring as balls when that's all they talk about in the IRC. Buncha fuddy duddies, the lot of them.

ayep

 

SHUT UP HACKERS ARE COOL

 

You should know what assembly means just by being on the internet/computer long enough. But since you're like 12...Holy shit you were 2 years old when 911 happened? Man you don't even remember it. Needless to say I don't remember much either since lithuanians don't have much of a reason to give one fuck about planes hitting towers somewhere across the ocean.

You are such a fucking asshole I love you

 

IRC is just.. eh for me I guess. I go on there, say "hey" and all that jazz, maybe piss off Celtic with SP and such. Talk about programming languages are boring unless if you're actually into programming, not like me. While I do love making games, I hate programming them. I love making the graphics, the levels.. the worlds. Fuck numbers and letters. I want TREES. I want SNOW. I want MOUNTAINS. Not binary, not hexadecimals.. not scripts.. Where the fuck am I going with this, I do not know. Alright, I'm off to bed.

 

RALREN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

 

You are such a fucking asshole I love you

Awww me too!

I love myself so much!

 

[21:41] <+sexplosive> I have to get myself in the write mindset for writing a gay sex scene D:|

 

03:08 CaveStory How do such annoying people get attracted to the Forums?
03:08 Noxid FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I wish I knew
03:08 woodenrat Wanna say that to my face, Cavestory?