Notable Moments in IRC

Fuckin' miracles

Magic all up in this bitch

 

11:18 PM
DoubleThink: Fashion baffles me
WD-40: mhm...
Dunc2402: I have only one major rule when it comes to what I wear.
Dunc2402: No jeans
SEBTi: Speaking of which, many of the boys in my school wear beats around their neck
WD-40: beats?
DoubleThink: beats?
SEBTi: No wires are attached to them
WD-40: oh you mean headphones?
CptFabulous: beats?
SEBTi: Yeah
DoubleThink: I thought you might have meant bears
11:19 PM
SEBTi: But beats specifically
DoubleThink: You may want to check next time to make sure that they aren't
WD-40: bears with no wirres attached
DoubleThink: They are the most dangerous kind
SEBTi: I never understood why they wet them
SEBTi: *wear
11:21 PM
WD-40: that's a pretty great typo
SEBTi: Yeah
WD-40: better than mine for sure
DoubleThink: Wetting a bear will just make it angrier
WD-40: heeeeeh​

 

Unless it's a seabear

 

[19:54] <WD-40> oh god what the fuck
[font=Consolas,][19:54] <WD-40> http://www.gearfuse....ss-with-3d-urn/[/font]
[19:55] <bobbyis> GIRFUSE
[19:55] <bobbyis> I'm gonna have nightmares
[19:55] <CptFabulous> WAT
[19:55] <WD-40> because everyone wants grandpa's head sitting on their living room mantle

 

20:35 +++ ChanServ has given voice to Lace[HW]
20:38 Lace[HW] yo
20:38 Lace[HW] I need you to procure me a simile
20:38 Lace[HW] for when things are strong individually, but become less strong when they join together
20:38 Lace[HW] it doesn't have to be a good one
20:48 Lace[HW] >:[
20:48 *** Lace[HW] quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) 20:48 Cultr1 xD

 

I fail to see the humor in this extraordinarily tragic event.

 

The joke is that IRC is empty and I missed you by 1/2 a second

 

[23:57] <Jack_Xanth> If canadian dicks tasted like canadian bacon I would never stop blowingdudes
[23:57] <WD-40> hot jacob ob sexpy action
[23:57] <Jack_Xanth> Anyway, bacon time
[23:57] <WD-40> can we put that in derpy please?
[23:57] <WD-40> If canadian dicks tasted like canadian bacon I would never stop blowing dudes'
[23:58] <sexpy> bbacon&acon&bacon&bacon&bacon&
[23:58] <WD-40> fire
[23:59] <CptFabulous> !mail GIR [20:57:53] <WD-40> If canadian dicks tasted like canadian baconI would never stop blowing dudes'
[23:59] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[23:59] <sexpy> oh god why am I watching epic meal time
[23:59] <sexpy> I am so hungry now
[23:59] <CptFabulous> !mail Noxid [20:57:53] <WD-40> If canadian dicks tasted like canadian bacon I would never stop blowing dudes'
[23:59] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:00] <WD-40> !mail GIR Jacob said that, not me
[00:00] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:00] <WD-40> !mail Noxid Jacob said that, not me
[00:00] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:00] <CptFabulous> !mail Dunc2043 [20:57:53] <WD-40> If canadian dicks tasted like canadian bacon I would never stop blowing dudes'
[00:00] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:00] <WD-40> Oh my god fab go fuck yourself
[00:00] <CptFabulous>
[00:00] <WD-40> fuck you fuck you
[00:02] <CptFabulous> !mail Noxid No she defiantly said it
[00:02] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:02] <CptFabulous> !mail GIR No she defiantly said it
[00:02] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:02] <WD-40> !mail Noxid Don't listen to Fab, Jacob said it and I requoted it to be put into derpy
[00:02] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:02] <WD-40> !mail GIR Don't listen to Fab, Jacob said it and I requoted it to be put into derpy
[00:02] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:03] <sexpy> !mail gir no she definatly said it
[00:03] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:03] <sexpy> !mail noxid no she definatly said it
[00:03] <+derpy> the mail always goes through! (saved)
[00:03] <WD-40> i hate both of you so much
[00:03] <CptFabulous> !mail Noxid yo dawg i heard you like spam
[00:03] <+derpy> the mail bag's too full!
[00:03] <Jack_Xanth> !mail Noxid No WD said that
[00:03] <+derpy> the mail bag's too full!
[00:03] <CptFabulous> damn
[00:03] <Jack_Xanth> Fuck
[00:03] <WD-40> good job derpy :3
[00:03] <sexpy> hahaha
[00:04] <Jack_Xanth> Oh god so good
[00:04] <Jack_Xanth> So meaty
[00:04] <CptFabulous> yum, canadian dicks
[00:04] <Jack_Xanth> <3

 

[19:31] <Hiino> when something is labeled as having "100% less semen" in it, is that a good thing?
[19:31] * cultr1 (Mibbit@97-94-235-55.dhcp.lncy.or.charter.com) has joined #Curlybrace
[19:31] <Noxid|L> It depends if the semen was considered a positive aspect to it
[19:31] <cultr1> whaaaaaaat

impeccable timing

 

[18:53] <SEBTi> She was there sucking long tubes of Canadian Bacon
[18:53] <WD-40> v____________v
[18:54] <sexpy> wd does canadian bacon
[18:54] <sexpy> taste like dick
[18:54] <sexpy> wait I got that backwards

 

GIR oh wow everyone is here
20:27 WedgeOfCheese EVERYONE
20:27 GIR except cult
20:27 WedgeOfCheese EVER
20:27 WedgeOfCheese and lace
20:27 GIR and sepxy
20:27 GIR and bk
20:28 GIR and uhhh
20:28 *** Noxid was kicked by GIR (Noxid)
20:28 GIR and noxid isn't here either D:
20:28 WD-40 :c
20:28 WedgeOfCheese .....................................

 

[19:45] <Jack_Xanth> Like so many of these japanese hentai porno comics have women getting fucked in their wombs and I'm wondering if women in japan actually have evolved to be able to do that
[19:45] == Cultr1 [~Cultr1@71-94-248-171.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com] has joined #Curlybrace
[19:45] == mode/#Curlybrace [+o Cultr1] by ChanServ
[19:45] <WedgeOfCheese> damnit cult
[19:45] <WedgeOfCheese> imperfect timing
[19:46] <WD-40> You know, i was sorta exposed to hentai when i was stupider
[19:46] <WD-40> so for a long time i thought cervixes were penetrated during sex
[19:46] <Cultr1> I guess jampanese women have very very short vaginas
[19:47] <Cultr1> Good thing we're not racist or anything

[19:47] <bobbyis> I think Cult's hentai sense went off
[19:47] <bobbyis> he knew we were talking about it
[19:47] <bobbyis> and he just had to show up
[19:47] <Cultr1> I felt a strange tingling
[19:47] <WedgeOfCheese> it's kind of like gaydar but with hentai
[19:47] <Cultr1> Random luck that I ended up here instead of a porn site I guess D:
[19:47] <Cultr1> Looks like I was spot on :3

 

20:03 WD-Dead I'm not a fan of really long, multiparted poops


No context for you.

 

[20:50] <Hiino> "cats" on google: About 95,100,000 results
[20:50] <WD-40> I can't find the url but yeah the album is ???? ~Ricordando il passato~
[20:50] <Hiino> "ponies" on google: About 39,600,000 results
[20:50] <Hiino> so no, cat fandom isn't quieter
[20:50] <cultr1> and that's not even my little pondom
[20:50] <cultr1> uhhh
[20:50] <cultr1> ponies, wtf
[20:50] <CptFabulous> Hiino, are you trying to prove something?
[20:50] <cultr1> yes he is
[20:50] <Noxid> Hiino, the entire internet was founded on the transmission of cat gifs and porn

 

[18:21:09] <+GoliathSwayne> mathemetitians get the weirdest boners
[18:21:15] <+GoliathSwayne> *ticians
[18:21:26] <+GoliathSwayne> *aticians
[18:21:35] <+GoliathSwayne> *eticians
[18:21:41] <+GoliathSwayne> bad day for spellinf

That was Lace.

 

no it was't!

 

17:42 Dunc2403|iPod TMI time is now over
17:42 WedgeOfCheese NO
17:42 WedgeOfCheese NEVER
17:43 WedgeOfCheese GUISE I HAVE SEX WITH KOALAS EVERY TUESDAY
17:43 HungryDesu wedge wasnt there for that last night
17:43 HungryDesu sweet, tomorrow is tuesday
17:43 Dunc2403|iPod Nice
17:43 WedgeOfCheese YES IT MOTHAHFUCKIN IS
17:43 Noxid topless valentuesday
17:43 Dunc2403|iPod Tuesday is the best day
17:43 WedgeOfCheese oh
17:43 WedgeOfCheese I was gonna take a pic of myself topless
17:43 WedgeOfCheese since I got a new phone that actually has a camera
17:44 *** Noxid is now known as Noxid[A]
17:44 Noxid[A] is now away - Reason : hungry
17:44 Dunc2403|iPod Flood
17:44 WedgeOfCheese pfft, right "hungry"
17:44 Dunc2403|iPod Foood
17:44 CptFabulous for cats
17:44 WedgeOfCheese more like "horny" amirite?

 

[21:59] <@Cultr1> I had to sit through a girls gone wild with the my foster sister one time
[21:59] <@Cultr1> It was so awkward...
[21:59] <WD-40> Oh wow
[21:59] <@Cultr1> Commercial
[21:59] <@Cultr1> COMMERCIAL
[21:59] <WD-40> Suuuure
[22:00] <WD-40> You know, I saw the bus on the highway once
[22:00] <@Cultr1> It orally wasn't a sexy party
[22:00] <+derpy> it's not really
[22:00] <@Cultr1> ,..
[22:00] <@Cultr1> TOTALLY
[22:00] <WD-40> ......
[22:00] <@Cultr1> not orally
[22:00] <@Cultr1> God dammit phone...

 

by request:

[00:59] <WD-40> i'll grope your other, gir
[00:59] <WD-40> moter
[00:59] <WD-40> mother
[00:59] <Bobbyis> You be on a roll
[01:00] <WD-40> shut up it's late
[01:00] <@GIR> mother i'd like to spelunk
[01:00] <WD-40> wow she must be a whore with a vagina so cave like
[01:01] <sexpy> I would love to explore her vagina
[01:01] <@GIR> Emi's mom is indeed an MILS
[01:01] <sexpy> and take giant gold statues from there
[01:01] <WD-40> maybe she has gold hidden in crevices
[01:01] <sexpy> the only way to know
[01:01] <sexpy> is to bomb it
[01:01] <WD-40> it is late
[01:01] <@Cultr1> ಠ_à²
[01:02] <@GIR> if you sacrifice enough maidens in her you can get blessings from Kali, god of the cavernous vagina

 

You be on a roll

Am I?