Notable Moments in IRC

Captain Fabulous · Dec 6, 2011

I didn't think it was that funny, but your mileage may vary I guess!

bobbyis · Dec 6, 2011

[21:04] <sexpy> TAKING OFF BELT
[21:04] <sexpy> REMOVING PANTS
[21:04] <sexpy> REMOVING UNDERPANTS, EXPOSING ERECT PENIS
[21:04] <sexpy> ENTERING VAGINA
[21:04] <sexpy> PREMATURELY EJACULATING
[21:04] <Bobbyis> I DISCARD TWO GOLDEN CONDOMS
[21:04] <sexpy> REMOVING LIMP PENIS
[21:04] <Bobbyis> EJACULATION
[21:05] <Bobbyis> 9000 POINTS OF DAMAGE
[21:05] <sexpy> APOLOGIZING

Greatest Yu Gi Oh guy ever.

Lace · Dec 7, 2011

Code:

21:51	La	     would you eat it?
21:51	bobbyis	     ... yes.
21:51	La	     head first or shaft first
21:52	bobbyis	     ... um. I dunno. 
21:52	bobbyis	     SHAFT

No further context necessary

bobbyis · Dec 7, 2011

daw.

[21:35] <Dunc2403_> Brushing my teth whle on OTC is fun
[21:35] <Dunc2403_> Irc
[21:36] <Bobbyis> o.0
[21:36] <sexpy> read that as over the counter
[21:36] <Bobbyis> I just shot soda
[21:36] <sexpy> man I love being on irc while on otc drugs

Lace · Dec 7, 2011

Code:

15:36	Lace		saying #curlybrace is bannable?
15:36	sirtophat	yeah I was banned for it for a while
15:36	Jackalope	LACE NOOOOOOO

Sue Sockymodo · Dec 9, 2011

[20:00] * Lace was kicked by Noxid Reason: (Math)

Hee

Captain Fabulous · Dec 9, 2011

[17:08:22] <CptFabulous> \o/
[17:08:32] <WD-40> \o/
[17:08:35] <sexpy> \o/
[17:08:44] <Hiino> \o/
[17:08:48] <CptFabulous> HIGH-FIVE SQUARE
[17:09:05] <sexpy> EVERYONE LEND ME YOUR POWER
[17:09:08] <WD-40> Dunc is eating tacos
[17:09:12] <sexpy> TAIOOOOHHHHHH \o/
[17:09:12] <CptFabulous> EARTH
[17:09:15] <sexpy> FIRE
[17:09:16] <Hiino> FIRE
[17:09:18] <CptFabulous> hahaha
[17:09:19] <sexpy> WATER
[17:09:27] <SEBTi> WIND
[17:09:31] <SEBTi> \o/
[17:09:32] <WD-40> HEART
[17:09:34] <CptFabulous> WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED
[17:09:38] <CptFabulous> I AM CAPTAIN FABULOUS

duncathan · Dec 9, 2011

[19:36] <WD-40> He doesn't always have steamy stuff in his cum

No context for you!

Captain Fabulous · Dec 9, 2011

[20:23:20] <@GIR> well i beat it
[20:23:41] <CptFabulous> TMI there, GIR
[20:23:59] <@Noxid> how was it
[20:24:01] <@GIR> it took me longer than i thought it would
[20:24:09] <@GIR> but in the end it was sort of satisfying
[20:24:16] <CptFabulous> Okay really now there are kids on this channel
[20:24:29] <@GIR> i think there was too much trial and error though
[20:24:37] <@GIR> especially with those appearing spikes
[20:24:46] <CptFabulous> ...I think you're doing it wrong

duncathan · Dec 16, 2011

[21:54] <Dunc2403> I just noticed windsofwinds os no longer banned.
[21:54] <Dunc2403> Look out.
[21:54] <WD-40> We all know
[21:54] <Hiino> if I was still 13 I would be offended
[21:54] <Dunc2403> He's nearly as worse as I.
[21:54] <WD-40> You and him are on 2 completely different levels.
[21:54] <Dunc2403> Which us wirse.
[21:54] <WD-40> You can interpret that statement however you want
[21:54] == WD-40 [~IceChat7@pool-72-93-81-121.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has left #cUrlYBRacE [stuff]

I don't know what to say.
I'm scared.

sirtophat · Dec 17, 2011

[21:40] <WD-40> Tinier ones are fine imo
[21:40] <WD-40> mine was like O
[21:40] <WD-40> not (___________________)

[00:34] 18<CptFabulous> My mom is like a tauntaun
[00:34] <CptFabulous> ...please don't ride her through the tundra until she dies of exhaustion
[00:34] <Hiino> Fab my seed is the best seed ever
[00:35] 1<CptFabulous> uh..

context jontext

bobbyis · Dec 17, 2011

[14:59] <WD-40> And there is a Christmas party happening. Which means social interaction. Which means I must confine myself to my room.
[15:00] <WD-40> And what better way to do it than talk to ya'll.
[15:00]<Hiino> damn right

Gee, WD, how did you guess so easily what I spend my time doing?

Lace · Dec 19, 2011

Code:

20:36	bobbyis		derpy, do you hump muffins
20:36	derpy		wouldn't benefit you though

Sue Sockymodo · Dec 19, 2011

Kim John Il is Korean

Captain Fabulous · Dec 19, 2011

'Murica

Sue Sockymodo · Dec 22, 2011

[19:32] <CptFabulous> I hate it when I get distracted from internet browsing for a long period oftime, and come back to a website that I don't recognize and I don't remember how I got there http://cats4gold.com/
[19:33] * Noxid is now known as Noxid|Away
[19:33] * Noxid|Away is now away - Reason : brb mailing gold

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Wedge of Cheese · Dec 22, 2011

Of course Noxid would just have a bunch of gold lying around. :confused:

edit: He better not have gotten rid of that solid gold statue of Kanpachi we got him for his birthday that one time.

bobbyis · Dec 24, 2011

When the topic of Christmas comes around...

[18:08] <SEBTi> Oh, yeah. Family time, presents, fire (in fireplaces, not arson)
[18:09] <SEBTi> What else...
[18:09] <Noxid> You don't do Christmas Arson?
[18:09] <Noxid> That's my favourite part

Captain Fabulous · Jan 3, 2012

At one point I forgot that orange trees reproduce sexually. Oh well.

[9:12:32 PM] CptFabulous: Some of my best friends are kikwes
[9:12:43 PM] CptFabulous: Actually I only know one Kiwi, she's just an acquaintance
[9:13:18 PM] CptFabulous: They have silly accents.
[9:13:30 PM] WD-40: a term for new zealanders?
[9:13:35 PM] CptFabulous: Oh. Yes.
[9:13:42 PM] CptFabulous: Not a fruit
[9:13:51 PM] CptFabulous: Or a bird
[9:14:01 PM] WD-40: fruits speak to you in funny accents
[9:14:06 PM] WD-40: youre crazier than i thought
[9:14:23 PM] CptFabulous: No, me and my friends go to conventions and dress up as fruits
[9:14:41 PM] CptFabulous: And we draw fruit porn
[9:14:52 PM] WD-40: juice in hell, fruit fags
[9:14:56 PM] WD-40: ...that was awful.
[9:14:58 PM] WD-40: im so sorry.
[9:15:11 PM] CptFabulous: No, we're called fruities
[9:15:18 PM] CptFabulous: Thank you very much
[9:15:35 PM] WD-40: lace is a total fruity
[9:15:43 PM] CptFabulous: I was born as an orange in a human's body, you don't understand!
[9:15:59 PM] WD-40: do you have a fruitsona?
[9:16:33 PM] CptFabulous: I'm an orange that likes to hang out at bars down by the docks and get into fistfights
[9:16:43 PM] CptFabulous: Then, later, asexual orgies
[9:17:06 PM] CptFabulous: Or orangies, as they are called in this case
[9:17:13 PM] WD-40: ba dum tish
[9:17:25 PM] CptFabulous: My parents are deeeeaaaaad
[9:17:35 PM] WD-40: the juicer got them
[9:17:44 PM] WD-40: they got turned into orange juice before your very eyes
[9:17:49 PM] CptFabulous: Now they're baskets :c
[9:17:56 PM] WD-40: uh
[9:17:59 PM] CptFabulous: No, oranges grow on trees dumpass
[9:18:12 PM] WD-40: yes i know
[9:18:22 PM] WD-40: oh right
[9:18:23 PM] CptFabulous: You'll never understand my lineage!
[9:18:24 PM] WD-40: ok
[9:18:44 PM] CptFabulous: You're so ignorant! This is fruitsecution!
[9:19:04 PM] WD-40: you fruities are so fucked up
[9:19:09 PM] CptFabulous: I'm going online and telling all the other fruities about what you said
[9:19:17 PM] WD-40: no wonder everyone on the internet thinks you guys are freaks
[9:19:25 PM] CptFabulous: And they'll block you from their deviantart pages! ha!
[9:19:45 PM] CptFabulous: People should just be nicer to fruities, we're not doing them any harm!
[9:19:49 PM] WD-40: they need to stop cluttering DA with their stupid fetish stuff and go back to fruitaffinity
[9:20:12 PM] CptFabulous: Well maybe I don't like your stupid human fetish!
[9:20:16 PM] CptFabulous: I'M A REAL ORANGE

Sue Sockymodo · Jan 4, 2012

[23:01] <derpy> My muffins are love table pvtn muffia markov chadlimit pvmn sing pvpn pvsn ship roll mystery brushie feed bro mroulette csforum derpy mafia retard penid roulette favorite_ponies moist spoiler friend penis mistform ponytube muffin_deprecated pvrn muffin pony pvdn mail!
[23:01] <WD-40> what the hell
[23:01] <CptFabulous> What the hell
[23:01] <SEBTi> !mystery
[23:01] <derpy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
[23:01] <CptFabulous> !spoiler
[23:01] <derpy> i heard that trixie becomes part of the mane cast
[23:02] <CptFabulous> !mroulette
[23:02] <derpy> DongStrongly DongStrongly Raylias GreenLiquid Raylias Rainbow-Dash CptFabulous
[23:02] <WD-40> !mistform
[23:02] <derpy> Dwarf Wall Fish Nomad
[23:02] <WD-40> !brushie
[23:02] <derpy> :3
[23:02] <CptFabulous> !roulette
[23:02] <derpy> *boom*
[23:02] <SEBTi> !muffin_deprecated
[23:02] <derpy> now i ate 20 muffins! :>
[23:02] <WD-40> !roulette
[23:02] <derpy> *boom*
[23:02] <WD-40> !chadlimit
[23:02] <derpy>
[23:02] <CptFabulous> !love
[23:02] <WD-40> !mafia
[23:02] <derpy> ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE
[23:02] <derpy> After investigations, you suspect that ZekeS is sided with the mafia.
[23:02] <SEBTi> !bro
[23:03] <derpy> i told you about cupcakes bro
[23:03] <WD-40> !bro
[23:03] <derpy> i JUST DO not BELIEVE what i saw, what KIND OF skills even ARE those muffins you just pulled < i could tell you but i'd would have to kill you < CLESTIE DAAAAAAMMNN
[23:03] <CptFabulous> !bro
[23:03] <derpy> maybe there right..... that sometimes, muffins DOES cause violence
[23:03] <GIR> but yeah i think my favorite thing about momodora 2 is the soundtrack

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