First Room
"Finally, I made it!!!
*runs a few steps, forgets to boost* FFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK...
Boom, you died. time: 1 sec (repeats a few times, god I'm an idiot...)
*Gets past stairway of death*
Finally... OH SHI- (outta boost)
boom, you died (took me at least a couple of days to get past here)
*clears first segment, hears narrative*
"yadda, yadda, whatever. GETONWITHITALREADY! Yes, finally, exp. *suddenly* OH SHI- more spikes, goddamnit. (after more t and e, I'm to the long fall)
"exp, exp, exp, oh glorious ex-" *abruptly falls into death spike*
"WTF!?!?! Ah, ah, hell no, damn you, fuck no. Sigh..." (finally, I clear this part and get the health capsule with lots of exp)
Second Room:
"Finally, second room an- AH CRAP! (repeats it several times) (successfully clears second room on first try) YES!!!"
Third room:
"Yes! and...ohmygodthatsalottaenemies. (begins dodging and shooting like crazy, miracously survives) *sees strange eye in wall, shoots it* Tick, tick AHCRAPITSABOMB. *boosts barely outta range* *repeats till out of mini maze* Finall-CRAPMORECHERUBS *kills em all* Argh, this is getting ridiculous an-HOLYFUCKCHERUBSEVERYWHERE!!! GAH!!! (after all dead, twelve health left) Holy friggin' crap I hope thats all. (gets 25 missiles out of hidden chest) Now, to the next bit."
Boss: Heavy Press:
"Uh, okay...big guy stuckin ceilin-FRICKHESHOOTSLIGHTNINGANDAHCRAPMORECHERUBSANDDAMNROLLERS. (Goes nuts, manages to actually recover health, defeats boss) Ah, finall-OHCRAP *dodges falling Heavy Press* Good lord, is everything trying to kill me now?"
Last Room before Boss:
"Huh, dead press no longer hurts, k, not gonna question logic. (refills at statue room) Alright, onto the Final area, past yappy sparkling dog thing ghost."
True Final Boss: Ballos:
"Huh, not much her-CRAPMOREDAMNEDSPIKES-Oh, hey, odd dud...HOLYFUCKINCRAPCRAZYASSMANISTRYINGTOKILLMEOHCRAPOHCRAP!!! *Defeats first form after much dodging and little health loss*
"OH HECK YES, I JUST WOOPED YER-FUCKNOWHESFRIGGINHUGEANDBOUNCINGANDCRAPICANTSTAYONSTAYSTILLYOUDAMNEDGIANTBOUNCINGBALLOFFATSOICANKILLYOU!!! *Blasts Second Form* HAHA, no-GODDAMNIT, QUIT SPAWNING CRAP AND DIE ALREADY (at the point he makes those eye satellites) *blasts them all, doesn't get hit once* YES, I WON...WHATWAITWTFAREYOU...GAHSPIKYFLOORFUCKDAMNITGETONPLATFORM!!! SCREWTHISIMUSINGALLMYMISSILESONYERFREAKYFACE! (gets in close) YESDIEDAMNITDIEHAHANOWWHOSKICKINASSHMMM?!?!? MWHAHAHA, finally, I beat the whole damned thing...in 12 minutes."