Epic Adventure

Why are people using made up options? it taint nice.
anyway, 4: Do a barrel roll.
Your barrel roll, while marvelous just made the gods even more angry, and they have started throwing lightning monkeys at you. Do you:

1: Ask for forgiveness and another chance at life.
2: Ask for forgiveness and another chance at the afterlife.
3: Tell all the gods they can go shove a lightning bolt up their asses.
4: Run very fast
5: eat one of the lightning mokeys

@ void, I thunk it might have started with this post because dragon boots chose option seven which nobody saw cause it was in doom text and decided to "copy" him.

 

I thunk it might have started with this post because dragon boots chose option seven which nobody saw cause it was in doom text and decided to "copy" him.

actually, it was this post.

 

6: Not knowing where you are, skip at least 100 pages.

You are with RQ again! It seems you're stuck in first person view until you find out what's going on...

1: Ask Quote.
2: Go on GameFaqs.
3: Save and Continue.
4: Save and Quit.

 

Hmp.

Alright, from now on, if someone does what RHF just did, just ignore that post and do the previous one.
If they're gonna ignore parts of the game, they'll just get ignored completely
Stick to the story, stop making up your own options.

3: Tell all the gods they can go shove a lightning bolt up their asses.

The Gods marveled at the gall of your remark and decide to let you live.
Of course, it was too late to call back the Lightning Monkeys....
So, do you...

1) Run very fast
5) Eat one of the Lightning Monkeys
3) Try throwing a banana you conveniently had on your person
4) Yell "Huzzah!"

 

@RHF64: Did you even read what OrangeDawg, Lace and Lowell were saying about making up options for someone elses scenario?

 

5: eat one of the lightning mokeys
your attempt at eating computer software has turned you into a hard drive!
1. defrag yourself
2. install windows vista beta
3. install a unix OS

EDIT:

If they're gonna ignore parts of the game, they'll just get ignored completely

you stole my idea! you know i have contacts who can make idea theft illegal..

 

4. blow up the computer.


whyme challanges you to a battle.

what will you do?

1. accept the challange
2. admit that you suck and not even try
3. rant for 5 hours *cough* lowell

 

Ignored.

1. defrag yourself
2. install windows vista beta
3. install a unix OS

1. Defrag yourself

Wow, your files are really fragmented, this'll take hours to finish....
Unless you...

1)Install suspicious third-party program that's suppose to help...
2)Sit there and twiddle your non-existent thumbs.
3)Try applying Duct Tape to the situation. That always helps.

 

whyme hates being ignored.


your computer suddenly bursts into flames.

what do you do now?

 

2: Twiddle your non existant thumbs.
...
</fail>

The defrag finishes and you awaken somewhere in the 24th and 1/2 century.

Duck Dogers approaches. Do you:
1.) Get the antiquated reference and die of happy.
2.) Grow some instant Martians.
3.) Use your Acme Disntigrator pistol.

 

3.) Use your Acme Disntigrator pistol.

 

You use your Acme Disintegrator Pistol. Unfortunately, the battery is dead.

1) Go to Wal-Mart and get new batteries
2) Do a barrel roll
3) Find the nearest computer and watch porn

 

4. do something epic and interesting.

1. stop a group of terrorists
2. stop an insane cult group
3. go back in time and fight Hitler and the Nazis

 

3. go back in time and fight Hitler and the Nazis

Unfortunately, the batteries on your Pocket Time Portal Device are dead.

Do you:
1) Go to Wal-Mart and get new batteries
2) Do a barrel roll
3) Find the nearest computer and watch porn

 

Allow me.

-whyme charges your batteries with an electric shock-

 

2. Do a barrel roll

You find yourself somehow in an arena. Misery and The Doctor appear in front of you. Misery speaks up: "...The subject seems to have escaped. maybe we should eradicate the failed experiment." Just then, Quote appears holding the head of Rebuilt quote. Despite what happened earlier, he seems happy to fight by your side. It's the final rpg battle! You're up first!

1. Attack
2. Magic
3.iTems (Get this reference?)
4.Limit Break

 

2. magic:

1. psi starstorm
2. psi rockin
3. psi flash

(attacks are omega by default)

 

1. psi rockin

you use psi rockin and deal out 9999 damage each. the Doctor and Misery work together to summon a giant meteor (Sephiroth style) to damage you and quote for 10,000 gamage each.
Your hp: 76,000
Quote's hp: 99,000
Quotes turn.

1. Attack
2. Change weapon and attack
3. Items
4. Limit Break

 

3. items

(i have no clue whats in the inventory)

 

The only thing in Quote's inventoryis curly's panties. he throws them at the doctor, who is then blasted in the face with curly's nemesis, thus killing him. with a smile, curly disappears into the night. Misery attacks with Red, an attack that does a random amount of damage.
Your hp: 75,000
Quote's hp: 100,000
Your turn.

1. Attack
2. Magic
3. iTems (Still there)
4. Limit Break (To end this damn battle already)