Epic Adventure

Aug 4, 2009 at 1:52 AM
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5. abilities; steal

You stop time and walk up to the doctor and take the demon crown and walk back next to Quote.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 2:03 AM
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Allowed. but next time stick with the choices. 5. abilities; steal

Quote casts the demon's crown into Mount Doom, which just so happens to be in the arena. Misery snaps out of it and flies away without explanation. you have some time to kill.

1. view new stats of you and Quote
2. search for Curly
3. Blow Mount Doom the f**k up
4. Warp to Bubs conses5ion stand
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 2:06 AM
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6. yell at quote.

HEY! I was going to use that!
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:44 PM
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Seriously, read the rules.

You get warped to a mansion. you're in the kitchen, where you see a man in a waistcoat wearing a grey hat. He's shocked at first, but calms down and announces his name to be Trilby. you ask what's going on, but before he can answer, a man with a welding mask, an apron, and a machete comes through the door behind Trilby and stabs right through Trilby. Now he's coming for you.

1. Piss your pants and run
2. Run and piss your pants
3. Take him out with a machine gun
4. Take him out with Fighting skillz
5. Google "5 Days a Stranger" to get this reference
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:46 PM
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6. Throw Molotov
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:51 PM
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I just think that seting him on fire wold be more effective.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:51 PM
This Troper
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strongmad said:
What the hell? What did I just say? You know what, ignored! Read the damn rules. I'm not going to put up with this!
You're new here, aren't you?
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:53 PM
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Clearly.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 7:24 PM
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whyme said:
I just think that seting him on fire wold be more effective.

Actually, you do have a point. all right then, accepted.

6. throw a molotov.

The molotov sets him on fire, but he's still coming after you.

1. Shoop Da Whoop
2. Leave and clone Trilby
 
Aug 5, 2009 at 5:45 AM
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5. abilities.

3. sparta kick.
 
Aug 5, 2009 at 6:26 AM
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-Catches the porn in her hand ind ignites it-
 
Aug 5, 2009 at 7:24 AM
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However you are now on fire along with the porn
 
Aug 5, 2009 at 7:35 PM
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JacobX891 said:
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHERE'D THE PORN GO? FUCKING BASTARD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Oh, wait, it's right here.
Hm...
Maybe... John Defoe...

I'VE GOT IT! THROW THE PR0NZ AT JOHN DEFOE!

Wow, I didn't think anyone would actually get that reference. Congratulations!

Anyway, you're on fire. In a panic, you throw yourself into the freezer. That helps, but you freeze completely, only to be thawed out in the future. you see a giant robot heading towards you.

1. Turn the heat up and climb back into the freezer, hoping it will work backwards

2. Pray to god that the giant robot's friendly

3. Calmly walk away
 
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