I have to give Noxid best concept, because butt jokes.
It's hard for me to say which one was best overall. Farenheight incorporating a quote from the forums made my day (it's only 10 AM, don't let it go to your head), Noxid's concept was conveyed very well, and I think GIR's was illustrated the best. ALLOW ME TO THINK ON IT.
YOU MUST AWAIT YOUR JUDGEMENT.
DRAMATIC MUSIC.