Cavestuck (or Homestory)

Sep 23, 2019 at 11:08 PM
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ah, the great outdoors of downtown. not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment.
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 12:23 AM
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Find Trump Tower
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 12:53 AM
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Sep 24, 2019 at 1:01 AM
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Head to the subway, there should be a train that heads toward Trump Tower
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 1:16 AM
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Head to the subway, there should be a train that heads toward Trump Tower
the city you live in doesn't have a subway! even if you consider above-ground trains, you just smelt all your gold and put it on a carrot. so you probably can't afford a ticket.
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 5:18 AM
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Go back to your room so you can progress the plot.

Also download Cave++ and burn it onto as many discs as you can.
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 5:31 AM
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Go back to your room so you can progress the plot.

Also download Cave++ and burn it onto as many discs as you can.
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plot? what plot?
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 5:33 AM
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Attempt to force a coherent narrative and not abandon yourself to the voices in your head! Or put it off till later
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 5:36 AM
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Access the dark web and get your location tracked by shady individuals.
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 5:49 AM
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Attempt to force a coherent narrative and not abandon yourself to the voices in your head! Or put it off till later
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coherent...

narrative?

voices in your head?

...

you're not quite sure you understand.


Access the dark web and get your location tracked by shady individuals.
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you've had enough with abstract concepts for the day. let's go on the dark web!

but... how do you get there? what should you type in the address bar?

fun fact: thus far, 118 image and text files have been created for cavestuck. though a lot of these are individual frames which make up of gifs so maybe they shouldn't be counted.
 
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Sep 24, 2019 at 6:41 PM
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Put on the mimiga mask thing. Call your ex. Ask them if you look hot enough for them to break up with their new partner yet.
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you do as constructed. luckily this mask doesn't show the tears streaming down your face after thinking about your ex, which is great for me because i don't know how i would draw that.
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 8:11 PM
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Have a flashback to ye olden days.
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 9:16 PM
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Sep 24, 2019 at 9:42 PM
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Keep flashing back until your friends say something interesting to you
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 9:49 PM
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Flash over to metty who is suffocating in a giant birthday cake
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Sep 25, 2019 at 12:22 AM
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man this took a while to bake. suspending yourself in it was a great idea.

but besides the pillowy softness of the cake, you feel something else in your nether regions. a feeling as though something is slowly coming to a boil. not in a literal sense. ok forget it. the point is - you have a premonition. a premonition that plot things are going to happen. very important plot things. it is as though you can feel the earth shaking below you, and wait no actually thats not a metaphor the ground is actually shaking
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-- crookedKitten [CK] began chatting with ambitiousPatriot [AP] at 4:13 PM --
CK: uh..
CK: i dunno how to tell you this but...
CK: i think my island is floating?
CK: well it was moving upwards for a little while but it seems like it's stopped.

AP: oh shit
AP: just like the legends
AP: or the stories, rather
AP: wink

CK: I'm serious!
AP: how can u tell that ure floating
CK: it was never this cold or hard to breathe before. also the ocean is smaller than before.
CK: can you see me?

AP: you mean the massive hunk of land suspended in the air by some powerful majyyks?
AP: no i cant see it because thats not how the curvature of the earth works dumbass

CK: a bit of tact would be appreciated!
AP: i have never known tact in my entire life and i dont intend on learning

what a prick.

you're in the air now. what will you do?
 
Sep 25, 2019 at 1:08 AM
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Do a facetime/video chat to show the seriousness of the floating island situation... Perhaps taking account CK is covered in cake, and AP is wearing a mask?
 
Sep 25, 2019 at 3:41 AM
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Find the computer room to your island and send it flying towards cake's city to teach him a lesson about being a prick
 
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