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Hey everyone happy Christmas Eve we're aware of what's happened with the source code so to keep this simple absolutely don't post it on the site or use it to make mods with (it's not particularly preferable toward this end anyway) and tread lightly in general until we see how this settles, thanks to all and have a great holiday season
-DT
Did you hear something? Perhaps someone is at the door? Is that your neighbor knocking? (Mr. Jones?) Or a sketchy advertisement on the PC for skydiving? Or maybe it's a figment of imagination that will disappear if you ignore it? (feel free to edit if you want to use)
you're right. it's been almost an entire week without an update, after all, and i'm in this for the long haul.
now, where were we?
oh, right. cake was doing what he does best: harassing people on the phone. interrupting him, however, is a knock on the door.
its jones! mister jones. your detective neighbor. is it possible to get more hardboiled than this? you doubt it.
CAKE: well look who we have here
CAKE: my man mr jonesie JONES: Hey.
JONES: I just wanted to ask you to keep it down.
JONES: You are making a ton of fucking noise and it's very difficult to concentrate. CAKE: uhhhh sorry
CAKE: it's just that the island my friend lives on has started floating in the air
CAKE: like, from magic or something
CAKE: and i haven't heard from her in a while JONES: Are you serious? CAKE: im serious JONES: If that's what I think it is, then... CAKE: then what JONES: Look, we probably don't have a lot of time. We need to get to that island as soon as we can. CAKE: but i dont know where it is. i dont think even she knows where it is. JONES: Look, if we're talking about the same island, then i know exactly where to go. CAKE: cool, just give me a second to get ready JONES: Make it quick.
pushing any questions about the logistics of travelling to a floating island to the back of your mind, you need to prepare for this surely life changing adventure. what will you do?
Grab your worldwide cellular laptop with solar and kinetic recharging battery life so you can watch your favorite sky dragon anime battle on the go in case Metty contacts you, and one special limited edition Dew (It says it's lucky on the wrapper.). Oh and maybe that old katana in the wall? You know how to use it right?
you put all that trash into your inventory. you are now more prepared than anyone has ever been for everything. after what seems like a week of standing in your living room, you're finally able to leave.
we
have
surely the flight to metty's island will take a while. why don't we see what someone else is up to?
this is the part where i want someone to submit their own character for the story. if nobody submits one i'll just use one of the characters from the rewind arc.
Cut to a woman standing in a small room, filled with neatly arranged items for every occasion. Her name is Vera Simmons, and she looks unusually plain and boring (compared to the rest of the characters).
Cut to a woman standing in a small room, filled with neatly arranged items for every occasion. Her name is Vera Simmons, and she looks unusually plain and boring (compared to the rest of the characters).
your name is VERA SIMMONS. you're not much to look at.
but god DAMN you are organized. it's a shame that the camera is pointed toward the most empty corner of your room, because you are just out the wazoo in terms of organization.
you have recently BROKEN YOUR LEG recently, so you need that cane to walk.
