Balrog: Toaster-like or Suitcase-like?

Nobody says they do either. Nobody bleed anything in the game, they just collapse and die.

 

And go "poof". Even prof. Booster...

 

And go "poof". Even prof. Booster...

Yeah, he does, but thats only if you go the lame way.

 

Yeah, he does, but thats only if you go the lame way.

Everyone went that way at least once. And that doesn't make it any less true.

 

Everyone went that way at least once. And that doesn't make it any less true.

Oh, I am not saying it is. But I can't even remember the last time I went that way.

 

Oh, I am not saying it is. But I can't even remember the last time I went that way.

Well, me neither, but I can still remember that he goes "poof". Prolly because it looked so riddiculous.

 

Well, me neither, but I can still remember that he goes "poof". Prolly because it looked so riddiculous.

I actually thought that he just kinda blinked away, or faded away.

 

Actually, while I haven't played in a while I do think he just faded away.

 

I just played it again (damn you, Monster X!), and he sorta flashes and poofs away.

 

Yeah, thats what I thought.

 

I just played it again (damn you, Monster X!), and he sorta flashes and poofs away.

So you were both right.

 

Balrog could be me from the Negative World.
Or one of my family, spying on me.
Or even one of us at this thread!

*just to be sure, count all the non-Balrogs*

 

As you'll read in another post of mine, a mutant toaster. Yep, definetly.

 

I say hes more lunchbox demon-type.

 

And I say he's a mutant-demon-robot-suitcase that's way too happy for his own damn good.

 

If Balrog were indeed a toaster then he would be shooting toast and not missles and balls.


pop quiz:

what is 23x3?

 

Sixty-nine.
I think it's pretty obvious that Balrog is a toaster suitcase lunchbox.

 

He needs toast morters for overhead threats.

 

Ahem. Gentlemen.

 

It no work!!!!!