Mar 2, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Join Date: Oct 15, 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1920
Age: 31
A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared! Hair went puff and my sandwich had no mayonnaise so I exploded into ludicrous giblets. The monkeys were tasting my mayonnaise