Mar 8, 2009 at 10:54 PM
Join Date: Jul 15, 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 6225
Age: 39
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Chapter 2
Boom!
A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared! Hair went puff and my sandwich had no mayonnaise so I exploded into ludicrous giblets. The monkeys were tasting my mayonnaise on their bananas. Jacob called shenanigans!!! Or not. NCC Air Cadets landed on top of Itoh the horrible murderer who said unto me: The salad started seducing me! Screw NPCC uniforms, and you too. THE COW SAYS DON'T EAT ME! Then it jumped over the Tsukihime without knowing what sheep and goat did to his GET ON THE enh teh fuxorin doomsday device that had shot him in his purple son's very very VERY painfully in the BOOM! HEADSHOT! Objection! Then the meme died very suddenly. And all because the Greek Orthodox of your mom Zeus the Jesus of that place litterally rick roll'd and we visited http://1227.com/, but then we didn't because the world exploded we began to the world exploded again in a world exploding everywhere except on the world, which exploded.
Boom!
A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared! Hair went puff and my sandwich had no mayonnaise so I exploded into ludicrous giblets. The monkeys were tasting my mayonnaise on their bananas. Jacob called shenanigans!!! Or not. NCC Air Cadets landed on top of Itoh the horrible murderer who said unto me: The salad started seducing me! Screw NPCC uniforms, and you too. THE COW SAYS DON'T EAT ME! Then it jumped over the Tsukihime without knowing what sheep and goat did to his GET ON THE enh teh fuxorin doomsday device that had shot him in his purple son's very very VERY painfully in the BOOM! HEADSHOT! Objection! Then the meme died very suddenly. And all because the Greek Orthodox of your mom Zeus the Jesus of that place litterally rick roll'd and we visited http://1227.com/, but then we didn't because the world exploded we began to the world exploded again in a world exploding everywhere except on the world, which exploded.
