3 Word Story Time (Again!)

Chapter 1: Lets ban deities for hats.
Chapter 2: Boom!
Chapter 3: The chaptery chapter of chapterity.
Chapter 4: Stool, stool, stool.

Rules:
1. Do not add anything perverted to the story. (e.g. "SP got drunk, and fucked Jacob")
2. You can extend the last word (e.g. "We are near" becomes "We are nearby, but the") but you cannot change anything that has already been written by another person. Extending a word counts as a word used.
3. Try to avoid conversing or arguing within the story (e.g. "You suck. No you do. Meta is dumb. STOP THIS SHIT!"), you can type separately in your post away from the main story text. Try also to avoid writing in first person.

Or simplified by Jacob:
Don't go into the sexual area and don't reply to a statement with another statement.

I'll start off:
There once was

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well.

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked a 50% increase

 

andwhy you're too late. D:

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented.

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind