3 Word Story Time (Again!)

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is

 

(off every 'Zig'?)

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig'

I would've written something different but.. AYB references FTW!

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground.

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger.

(the ones from the "Alien" movies)

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared!

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared! Hair went puff

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared! Hair went puff and my sandwich

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared! Hair went puff and my sandwich had no mayonnaise so I exploded

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared! Hair went puff and my sandwich had no mayonnaise so I exploded into ludicrous giblets.

 

A polar bear masturbated quite serenely to Ninja Jesus wearing a sequined frog.. jewel.. thing. WHICH IS WHY they are monkeys Lays Potato Chips and vErY rAnDoM. Clippit suddenly became "Monkey Island 5" omega death ray of gaming perfection. The Masked Man named twelve-thirteen used PK STARSTORM to destroy planets and more headcrabs of enlightenment named Billy Bob Thorton. Corn apple oranges. Captain America is under attack! Take off every 'Zig' and your clothes, you wouldn't want Mr. Genetor to shoot the bird or Gordan Freeman's air wind ground. Suddenly a headcrab was not headcrabby and shot Gman the Yaoi Yuri, becoming a facehugger. Suddenly, without warning, wild Pedobear appeared! Hair went puff and my sandwich had no mayonnaise so I exploded into ludicrous giblets. The monkeys were