Yay for Kanpachi!!!

don't recall the first one, and the second one was more of an "OMG I TRIPPED NOW LETS MAEK THIS LOOK KOOL NOOBZ"

 

don't recall the first one,

That was when Quote did a deep jump onto the two Mimigas.

and the second one was more of an "OMG I TRIPPED NOW LETS MAEK THIS LOOK KOOL NOOBZ"

That's... also possible.

 

lol.
anyways, can you gimme a screeny of the first one? I still don't believe you.

 

Replay the game, do the first cave, then go talk to Mahin.

 

way too much effort.

 

My point exactly.

 

aw, the eye door just killded me.
I was speed running it, my computer randomly went into slow mo, my shoot key stopped working, and I slammed into it.
for four damage.

 

FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

 

Well, close. He IS an armed scout robot, but that doesn't mean he was designed to carry all that. Hence, armed SCOUT.

What? He was sent to kill the holder of the motherfucking Demon Crown.

As to your argument that Kanpachi would have a higher jump as an effect of his rabbit legs, he first of all stands half as tall as the average adult human, and second, Quote is not a human.

At most he should be able to jump two tiles.

 

What? He was sent to kill the holder of the motherfucking Demon Crown.

Yeah, that's really weird. Why would they send an outstanding team of two fucking scouts. That's like trying to destroy an entire Zerg base using only two Ghosts.

As to your argument that Kanpachi would have a higher jump as an effect of his rabbit legs, he first of all stands half as tall as the average adult human,

So Kanpachi's a little small...

and second, Quote is not a human.

No, he's a robot built to look as human as possible.

At most he should be able to jump two tiles.

And you will of course tell us how you calculated that, right?

 

Yeah, that's really weird. Why would they send an outstanding team of two fucking scouts. That's like trying to destroy an entire Zerg base using only two Ghosts.

Miakid had the surface under his control, if I recall correctly. Obviously, only Quote and Curly could be constructed due to the resistance's severe lack of funds. There is also the fact that Miakid would probably notice a huge army coming to assassinate him.

And you will of course tell us how you calculated that, right?

But of course. I pulled it out my ass.

Edit: Rabbits can jump around twice their height, or some such. Seeing as Kanpachi stands one tile tall, I think two tiles would be a reasonable maximum.

 

Miakid had the surface under his control, if I recall correctly. Obviously, only Quote and Curly could be constructed due to the resistance's severe lack of funds. There is also the fact that Miakid would probably notice a huge army coming to assassinate him.

There. You yourself ended up defending the fact you opposed just a few minutes before. Strange? ... Not really...

But of course. I pulled it out my ass.

Ah, good ol' Ass Pull. Good to see it is still practiced.

 

There. You yourself ended up defending the fact you opposed just a few minutes before. Strange? ... Not really...

I am confuse.

 

I am confuse.

Then my work here is done.

 

You magnificent bastard.

 

How I mine for fish?
Aaanyway. Is it possible to increase jump height at some point during the game, Knytt style? Because only being able to jump 2 tiles will probably get boring/frustrating fast. We can make up some dumb excuse for Kanpachi's jump improvement, such as he becomes a cyborg.

 

Santa builds him a suit of power armor.

 

With a box of scraps.

 

In a cave.

Spoiler

Goddamnit, you fucked up the order.

 

I thought I didn't need to mention that it was in a cave. Because, you know, the game is called CAVE STORY. Everyone already assumes that it was built in a cave.