What did you dream about last night?

On the other hand, it really sucks when something awesome happens in a dream and then you wake up. Sometimes I don't realize an awesome event was a dream until days later.

Alas free overpowered Magic Cards. I hardly knew ye.

 

Last night, I dreamt of being teleported to Cave Story's famous floating island, with a sword, and having to fight Ballos' soul. And not three battles, SIX. His size kept growing until he exploded from becoming to big. I kept dodging, and just when I thought I'd get killed, a girl claiming to be Jenka's niece teleported me out. She taught me how to control ice, which I then used to take myself back to my hometown of Gansbaai (which was destroyed by Ballos, so that must have been his "kingdom") and then... Blank. Everything green. Until I woke up this morning to notice that I have to watch Pokémon.
Well, dreams that I dream about, I don't care about, although sometimes they come true. Three weeks ago, I dreamt that I was typing this. And it came true.

 

Last night, I had a dream that my mom was at a gas station, and parked the car outside the building. The car was not exactly parked, per se, so people were kinda blocked off. My mom claimed she was only going in for a moment, but she took a while. So I, sitting in the passenger seat and too young to drive, took that wheel and tried to park. But for some reason, when I pressed the brake pedal, the car wouldn't stop! And I had to weave around the gas station, and probably looked from outside like I was taking a joy ride, until I finally managed to make it stop and park it. Then my mom came back to find that I had driven the car. She was very mad. It's always such a relief when you do something so stupid in a dream that you'd never do in real life, and you wake up realizing it never happened.

I'm currently learning how to drive, but before that I would always have dreams involving driving and cars being out of control. Feels bad, man.

 

The best part is when you get into a car and press the brake pedal and it works every time.
Bad dreams about things going wrong in cars is what made me love driving so much, because things generally don't go wrong in cars.

 

Déjà vu? I dreamt of reading cultr1's post too, don't know what's going on. I think I have preminitions... but I hope not.

 

I dreamt that there was a My Little Pony MMORPG, and it was United States law to play it for at least one hour a week.

I don't know.

 

What a nightmare, eh?

 

What a nightmare, eh?

I'll tell you what's a nightmare. That new avatar of yours. I liked that blonde guy a lot better.

 

What a nightmare, eh?

I'll tell you what's a nightmare. That new avatar of yours. I liked that blonde guy a lot better.

If those are nightmares, I don't know what a dream about a housecat eating all humans on the planet is. Without even becoming fatter. If that's not a nightmare, then what is it?

I dreamt that there was a My Little Pony MMORPG, and it was United States law to play it for at least one hour a week. I don't know.

You dreamt that playing that was mandatory for at least one hour per week? That's... a nightmare, according to bobbyis. To me, same as the man-eating housecat.

 

What a nightmare, eh?

Yeah, it was pretty scary. I was about to start a revolution.

 

Yeah, it was pretty scary. I was about to start a revolution.

So do I.

 

what

 

This was actually on friday night/ saturday morning.
My dad came up to me, and told me I was going to be sent to the phillipines for war. We went on an airplane to florida (longer way I guess) when we were at the florida airport, the flight to Africa was cancelled and my dad got all red in the face and started stomping. I walked off, and the scene changed to me being in an airplane room that was set up in a square and all the chairs were against the wall. Then this fat hairy guy with a huge beard came in and brought a boulder in a black rucksack and threw it at me. I somehow picked it up and went next to him and fell on my back then swung forward  onto the guy. When I thought it couldn't get any stranger, one of my classmates who doesn't talk at school I've never heard him before) came in and spoke. Then I woke up at 3 in the morning.     o.O


EDIT: sorry about that three-of-same post. I have no clue how that happened, and I can't erase ot on my 3ds

 

This was actually on friday night/ saturday morning.
My dad came up to me, and told me I was going to be sent to the phillipines for war. We went on an airplane to florida (longer way I guess) when we were at the florida airport, the flight to Africa was cancelled and my dad got all red in the face and started stomping. I walked off, and the scene changed to me being in an airplane room that was set up in a square and all the chairs were against the wall. Then this fat hairy guy with a huge beard came in and brought a boulder in a black rucksack and threw it at me. I somehow picked it up and went next to him and fell on my back then swung forward onto the guy. When I thought it couldn't get any stranger, one of my classmates who doesn't talk at school (I've never heard him before) came in and spoke. Then I woke up at 3 in the morning. o.O

 

27^th February, 2012:
I dreamt that I was turned into pastry only because I hate it. Woke up at 2 in the morning (and I went to sleep at midnight!). Then I fell asleep near 4 in the morning, dreaming about me really being in the world of Cave Story. Meaning, I had to beat Balrog, I had to save the island from collapsing, that sort of thing. I woke up at 04:30 in the morning.
28^th February, 2012:
I dreamt that I was a shapeshifter and that my mother kept asking me to stay in Pikachu form, but the strain of the polymorph was so much that when I finally could transform back, I was half human half Pikachu. Again, I slept ad midnight, and woke up at 02:00, but this time, I stayed awake for 30 minutes before falling back into dreamland... only to find that I was attacked by zombies and goblins and slimes and who knows what else, and I had to fight them off using a paper sword. My only weapon, and it breaks when I hit something. So I go unarmed, and then as soon as I kill one zombie, a giant eyeball stares at me, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground. And my bed's above the living room, and it's single storey. I hope I'm not sleepjumping...

 

Last night, I envisioned of an arena-style competitive game where two people are against each other with one industrial-grade television remote that shoots thick red lasers. If you can hit the opponent with the laser, you win. The lasers also provide a little bit of nockback to the opponent.
I was not able to participate in this, so I was in the waiting room for most of the dream, which looked like an average classroom with computers.
After that, I participated in kickball with 5 bases. There may have been 3 originally, and two must of mysteriously appeared later in the game.

 

Last night I dreamed I woke up in the middle of the night and Yakkers was knocking on my window. xD
Don't know how on earth my brain thought of that, I don't really know Yakkers....

 

Last night I had vaguely creepy, really dark dreams that were total abstractions of feelings and sensations, probably due to a mixture of sleep deprivation, playing Amnesia, Yume Nikki, and listening to all of In Vivo, all right before going to sleep. It's pretty much impossible to describe it to you guys, but I'm sure you can sort of conjure up a vague idea of what it was like.



It was pretty awesome, actually.

 

Hah I dreamt that I had LD.
If you don't know what's that look here: LD

 

Well 2 nights ago I became friends with a pornstar and I was asking her questions and stuff. Keep in mind none of the stuff I asked her was sexual. I wanted to learn more about her instead. The pornstar in question, by the way, is Amber Rayne. Then for some reason it cut to a video of her pooping and that wasn't really all that nice, let me tell you.

Then last night I was in what looked like the music room from my elementary school, and there were a bunch of girls from my school sitting on the bleachers. They gave me this colorful birthday cake and sang happy birthday to me. Then I realized it wasn't my birthday, it was Fab's instead. So I mentioned that and these 2 girls were being a bitch to him. One of them has a huge nose and a nasally voice, so it was rather irritating. I went up to them and I'm like "How about I punch your fucking eyes out". The teacher in the room, who happened to be Ellen Degeneres, said violence wasn't the answer. Then later I was having a conversation with Ellen via telepathy. I was saying how the girl hurt my feelings and sucks and nobody makes fun of Fab except me.

Yeah I don't know.