What did you dream about last night?

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Don't actually do this

 

I'd honestly be pretty damn surprised if that's never been drawn before.

Then you'll be pretty damn surprised to hear that it hasn't D:
Discord porn is no fun, plus he doesn't have any tentacles to begin with, so I'm not too shocked to hear there isn't any yet.

 

@Cult: You phrased it really strange.

Yeah I already knew there wasn't. I looked up stuff with Discord awhile ago but there wasn't much..other than him with Twilight, Pinkie, and...Twist

And hey, he could always grow tentacles. Anything is possible!

...and yeah no I'm not drawing this since I hate drawing enough as it is. Sure wish ZONE weren't so anti-furry, he said he refuses to make any pony stuff.


Aaaanyway, back on topic a bit. I had a plushie of Suika with black hair. I decided to show it to S.P. Gardebiter and he took out a lighter and lit her on fire. I tried to stomp out the fire but I wasn't wearing sandals ;_; I had a sad.

 

You wear sandals in January?

 

I wear sandals most of the year until it gets cold. I just happened to be wearing them in my dream.

But seriously, with the temperatures we have been having this winter, I could potentially wear sandals still.

 

Fuck, it was 65 (19) on Saturday :[

 

I know. D: Ridiculous. I mean, that's my favorite temperature range but it's just not right having it now.

 

Oh god that sounds horrible. It's been up to like 7 Celsius in here in Saskatchewan. I am not accustomed to such warm winters. I much prefer -38 to +7.

 

my vision was starting to die, like blue and black around the outside tunnel vision, and I was in the shower at 2AM for some reason so I stumbled into bed

 

I dreamed I was eating potato chips with a side of potato chips for dinner.

 

I had a dream all the girls I know from school were at my house, so I let them use my old laptop while they made noise in the other room as I tried to sleep. At about 9 AM after not getting any sleep, I went back on my laptop to uninstall all the millions of chat clients and browser extentions they put on it.

 

Sounds legit.

 

Was I one of the girls?
I shoul've been.

 

It was all the girly girls from the res hall next to mine. They're all nice people, but I guess my brain is just a bit of a misogynist.

 

My most common dream is discovering a motherlode of stolen data just sitting on an abandoned hard drive. Copies of obscure anime like Candy Candy, games, music, leaked copies of Mass Effect 3 and Even Mass Effect 4. I also have this second recurring dream where I buy a game, and when I open the box it's Mass Effect 3. Magically the DVD got switched with a game that hasn't been released yet. I install it... and the game is crap. The horror, the horror! Then I wake up with a dry mouth. One time I rushed to my computer, just in case. I think playing the leaked Deus Ex 3 has made me obsessed with this stuff.

 

One of my recent dreams was some sort of MMORPG, and at one point I fell a long ways down near a giant colorful spiral tube slide... which was somehow about fetishes and Pokemon porn.

At the bottom it was labeled "Nice", which I assume was mild stuff; partway up I think it was "Naughty", then near the top it was some equivalent of "Nasty".

I wanted to climb up the slide from the bottom the way I climbed slides when I was a kid, but then I was like "I'll collect this floating stuff first" and then I never came back to it.


In another dream, my dad and I went in this school, and apparently I had dropped my wallet and found it and a fascimile in the school. Nothing had been stolen aside from all my money, which was replaced with many different joke bills.

I complained to the faculty and they said they'd look into it, but they didn't do it with much haste. Meanwhile, I checked the copy wallet, and was heartened to see what looked like a real dollar bill... but then there were more fake bills.

The rest of the dream stayed inside the school, since I wasn't leaving without my money.
I don't remember if I was lucid or not... I think I knew I was dreaming, since sufficiently weird stuff was also happening, and hence I was merely annoyed instead of "OMFG MY MUNEE ;_;", but I don't recall it feeling like real life or me having any real control.

 

This morning I had a dream that I was in the cat ward of some sort of highly advanced animal hospital. I had to take this kitten and "identify it" using this special machine. I didn't actually work there and I had no idea what was going on but I guess everyone figured I was there so I might as well help out.
Anyway, there were two options when identifying a cat - Scanning it by sticking its face in this cat-shaped indentation, or with a stainless steel rectal probe. Opting for what I thought was the safer option (for both parties) I tried to hold the cat's face into the little scanner but the darn thing just would NOT stop squirming and it wouldn't work. After a few minutes of unsuccessfully trying to cram a writhing kitten's face into a hole in the wall, I gave up.

 

Trust me, cats aren't as opposed to rectal insertion as you might think.
I mean ha ha what a dream!

 

I had a dream that Resident Evil 6 had Leon in it (he and Chris are my favorite characters), then lo and fucking behold, the trailer is released today and both Chris and Leon are in the game.

DREEMZ RILLY DEW CUM TROO GUISE

 

This dream involved vidya games, as usual... The only part I remember is that I was at a video store or something. I used the bathroom, but I sat right on the porcelain and forgot to put a cover on it; then I was worried about getting AIDS. But I knew the store owner (he was Major Minor, a grasshopper from the game Tempo), and these were his quarters, and I knew he kept a clean bathroom. He was a little annoyed that I used it without asking, though... which I knew in advance, so I tried to hide behind the shower curtain. I think he was like "Why are you in the shower with clothes on".