The Wish-Granting Game

granted. ICEAGEWRRLDFREEZ

wish for.

 

i wish sixtyseconds' wish was grantable

 

Wish granted, however he turns lithuanian.

I wish Fire1052 could take Captain Fabulous in a fight.

 

Granted, but he chooses not to, and instead takes you in a fight.

I wish for motivation.

 

Wish granted, you finally find the motivation to become a pirate.

I wish penid

 

Granted. Unfortunateld, nod ald thd wordd yod spead end id thd letted "D" makind id verd difficuld td understand yod.

I wish my appliances would stop showing signs of being bears.

 

Granted, they are showing signs of being lions instead.

I wish Sky Ultimate.

 

Granted, however as a result you fall in love with DragonBoots.

I wish Wedge Of Cheese turned into speedy gonzales.

 

Granted. But I become so fast that I can't control my speed and the forums are unable to contain me and y'all never see me again. Or perhaps that's what you wanted?

I wish people would stop making wishes of the format "I wish [noun]".

 

Granted. In addition people will also not forget to add "Wedge of Cheese removed from the internet" as part of their wish.

Having Wedge of Cheese removed from the internet, in exchange for wedges of cheese for my dawn meal later, is my wish.

 

Granted. I am removed from the Internet for about 10 minutes, and then I'm back on. Also, the wedges of cheese you get for your meal are radioactive, and you get cancer.

I wish I hadn't just revived the cancer meme.

 

Granted. However, the wish unfortunately wasn't granted before you yourself ended up with cancer.

I wish for the Queen of England to declare Rowan Atkinson to be an enemy of the Crown.

 

Done.
Rowan Atkinson is now an enemy of the crown, but went undercover as Mr. Bean and now lives next door to you.

I wish... Hmm I don't know.
I wish that the grim reaper was my friend!

 

Granted. He's so friendly to you that he wants you to come visit him. He is most persistent. And he won't let you leave once to come to visit.

I wish the byte datatype in Java were unsigned.

 

Granted. But you go insane trying to figure out the one little bug I put in the program that causes it to launch nuclear missiles whenever you press a key.

I wish for a 1-up.

 

Granted

I wish I knew what Randall Munroe would do.

 

Granted
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Lol

Granted. You now know he will pay Kanpachi (or Chuck Norris, if Kanpachi's unavailable) to come to your house and kill you. You cannot run. You cannot hide.

I wish for a cherry. The Pac-man kind.

 

wish granted, you now own a huge, flat, pixelated cherry that has absolutely no use, but it's filled with bombs... sucks for you.

i wish grenades.

 

wish granted, you now own a huge, flat, pixelated cherry that has absolutely no use, but it's filled with bombs... sucks for you.

i wish grenades.

Granted. Grenades. But they're stuck in your throat.

I wish for an object with similar proportions to a potato, but without the flavor.

 

Granted. I take a shit on you.

I wish for a Penrose staircase.