The Wish-Granting Game

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Dec 6, 2011 at 1:24 PM
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Wish granted. But the gas in the explosions killed you, and then your corpse was blown up.
I wish for the booster V2.0
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 2:53 AM
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Granted, You step on the gas and the you break your neck on the ceiling.

I wish that I Was Ryu from Breath of Fire II
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 3:28 AM
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Granted. But no one knew who ryu was, so they threw trash at you, (and other crap) so you had to hide away in a cave for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport.
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 4:04 AM
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You teleport into a rock, leaving your Waist down in solid Stone. Guess who starves and gets eaten by vultures. (Not Me)

I wish that my body required no sleep to function properly, and i couldn't feel tired or drowsey.
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 12:45 PM
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Okay, but the energy that you now have begins to be to much for your brain to handle, and it explodes.
The End

I wish for internet
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 1:20 PM
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Granted. Spambots are all over it, though, so they have to shut the internet down forever.
I wish for a bible
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 9:25 PM
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wish granted
an evil wizard cursed it now when u turn the page it explodes
i wish for a retarted fish
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 9:41 PM
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Granted. Someone set it in your signature, but someone repeatedly told you to change your signature. The retarded fish was never seen again.
I wish for more friends
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 9:44 PM
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granted u got so many friends u have 29 people at youre house at a time
i wish for a unicorn
 
Dec 8, 2011 at 12:12 AM
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Dec 8, 2011 at 12:16 AM
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Granted.
My dream of you leaving the forums come true.

I wish that grammar and spelling ability could be administered like a vaccine; a vaccine against stupidity.
 
Dec 8, 2011 at 12:24 AM
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Granted. The vaccine was defected and makes you smarter. On the other side, all of your nerves are parilized in the process. Like Steven Hawkings, but worse, because it also your communication skills.

I wish for windsofwinds's ban to be repealed.
 
Dec 8, 2011 at 12:31 AM
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Wish granted; it happens
the downside: windsofwinds ban gets repealed..!

I wish people would give this thread a rest.
 
Dec 15, 2011 at 3:17 AM
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I wish this thread was back up
 
Dec 17, 2011 at 3:24 AM
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Wish granted.
But the person below you does not make a wish.

The upside? He reminds you of the existence of full stops.
 
Dec 19, 2011 at 6:08 AM
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It seem the chain is broken again...

Oh well

I wish I lived in my imagination(the possiblities are endless.:muscledoc:)
and that this thread will be [endless/I]( Again with the endless possibilities!)
 
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:29 PM
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I wish this theard was revived endlessly.
 
Dec 20, 2011 at 5:27 PM
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Absolutely /not/ granted.
I think roughly fifty pages on a 40 posts/page rate is more than enough, yes?

I wish people would just let this thread die until there's at least 5+ people who aren't going to wish the thread was revived every other freakin post.
 
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