The sickeningly cheerful say hello, introduce yourself; now where's my cookie? topic.

i welcome you solely because you said you died to the hammer bros and i can sympathize. i always thought they were the most unfair enemy in smb

 

The speed of light is c.
Also, no one gets to know anything about me. You can just go ahead and make the worst, most demeaning assumptions. I know you will.

Uhhh...
You am person.

And light, moving through a vacuum, travels at roughly 300,000 km/s

And, uhhh...
*Bakes more cookies*

 

i welcome you solely because you said you died to the hammer bros and i can sympathize. i always thought they were the most unfair enemy in smb

Thanks. I did manage to figure out that there's a spot right in front of them where you can stand and the hatchets fly over you, but it was hard to stay there because they moved back and forth. And once there, you have to run under them when they jump. Nigh on impossible, your reflexes have to be lightning quick.

And light, moving through a vacuum, travels at roughly 300,000 km/s

c is a constant, where c = the speed of light = 299,792,458 m/s, so you're telling us stuff we already know.

 

pwnied, DragonBoots.
So, uh, I'll still decline to introduce myself. I've been on the forums long enough that you people should know all you need to about me.

 

Who are you again?

 

Remember this picture? That's my doing.
Nuff said.

 

Heheh..

In other words, he's got an inflated ego.
;

 

Man, people in China know about that picture. You go to Hong Kong, and ask about MiraiGamer forums, people will be like "Captain Fabruous have very nice pictyure. Biiig controvorsy. You pay now!"
But yes, I do like to come off as egotistical.

 

Remember this picture? That's my doing.
Nuff said.

I don't remember that picture actually.

 

But you will now.
Forever.

 

By tomorrow it will be gone.

 

You are not a legend until people start asking "wait, are you the Cpt. Fabulous?" And I know a guy who's actually been asked this more than once. He's pent up on world domination, so I'm sure you'll meet him sometime soon.

 

Of course I am legend. You can tell because I'm broadcasting on all a.m. frequencies.

 

But where are the zombies? You have to have zombies before you are legend.

(and just to be blunt, you might have missed a vowel between "not" and "legend")

 

Those are not zombies, they're intelligent.

 

So anything that screams and bellows right before trying to eat you is intelligent?

And you missed an opportunity to make a Star Wars reference. Shame on you.

 

No, but anything that not only is able to set up a trap, but also form an entire society is. Of course, you wouldn't know that if you only saw that 2007 butchery.
And I don't do Star Wars... much.

 

That's no moon... IT'S YOUR MOM.
I realize that there's no way to redeem myself after this post but it was worth it.

 

I've made a vow to not make your mum jokes.

But a couple of months ago I broke it when one of my friends was telling the submarine joke

 

Let's start over.
Hi, I joined these forums on April 19th and I'm fucking awesome.