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empty-rock story is a game for computers made by one guy from a tiny land in the water that speaks funny. In this game you play as a white man who forgot who he was and likes to shot things. The white man finds a city full of white animal things who are having a bad time because a bad man is taking them away and killing them.
The white man goes through a lot of places for no good reason and then he ends up in a very dry place. There was a white girl like him there but she was angry at him because she thought he was going to hurt her animal babies but then they had a fight and it was better. Then he meets a very old lady who makes him grab dogs. The old lady tells the white man that a long time ago there was a big fight and lots of animal things died. The animal things were angry so they ate a rose that made them strong but also crazy and fought the guys from the ground. The animals that ate the rose then went away and were never seen again.
Now the bad man was trying to find the roses that the animals ate and use them to fight again. The white man went to the holding room for roses that have not been grown yet so he could fight the bad man, but he got away and instead he had to fight one of his animal friends who had to eat a rose and it was very sad.
after that the white man got sent away by a flying girl to the place where you put things after they break. He walked around for a while until he found the white girl that was like him but she was sad because the bad man took her animal babies. After the white man found a way to make her better, they went and fought a grey block and then they fought a cat that tried to run them over. Then they fought a big green thing that looked like a type of food that has a hard outside that you break to get at the inside part.
Anyway, after they kill that they get yelled at by the flying girl and she takes it away. Then the room fills with water and the white girl gives you her air can. After that the white man carries her through a place filled with water until he finds a spot to put her down and take the water that got in her out. Then he picks her up again and fights a big water animal.
After the water animal dies, he drops the white girl and gets pushed away by water to the city from the start of the game where the white animals lived. This time it's sad because all the animals are gone because the bad man took them away. The white man leaves the animal city and goes outside, where he finds that the land he was on was actually in the sky all along. A guy tries to get him to leave on a flying green fire breathing animal, but he climbs up the wall instead.
At the top of the wall he finds a big place where they bad man put all the white animals to work. He also finds some people who he helps build a table to stand on that goes up in the air really quick, and he uses it to get to the top of the room and go through a door to the top of the sky-land.
The white man walks up to a big house made of rocks and fights the flying girl, and then he fights the bad man, and then he fights the big green thing from before but this time it's black and has a mean face.
After he kills it again the sky-land starts to move back towards the ground-land really quickly. A girl tries to make him jump off but instead he goes inside a tiny house, finds the white girl and flies through seven hundred different kinds of fuck until he ends up at the middle of everything, probably. Hiding there was a guy from a really long time ago that got mad and killed everyone. The old lady from the dry place put him here so he couldn't cause more problems. It turns out the flying girl made him make a funny head-covering that caused all the trouble in the first place.
None of that matters too much though because the white man just shot him in the face a whole lot, even after his face turned into a great big rock and started jumping around. When the rock face died, the sky-land stopped moving towards the ground which was good for everyone because it would have broke a lot of things. Then the grey block from before jumps out of the top of the room and carries them all away before the walls fall in.
They fly away and probably lived happy for a long time or something, I don't know. There was never another game.
empty-rock story is a game for computers made by one guy from a tiny land in the water that speaks funny. In this game you play as a white man who forgot who he was and likes to shot things. The white man finds a city full of white animal things who are having a bad time because a bad man is taking them away and killing them.
The white man goes through a lot of places for no good reason and then he ends up in a very dry place. There was a white girl like him there but she was angry at him because she thought he was going to hurt her animal babies but then they had a fight and it was better. Then he meets a very old lady who makes him grab dogs. The old lady tells the white man that a long time ago there was a big fight and lots of animal things died. The animal things were angry so they ate a rose that made them strong but also crazy and fought the guys from the ground. The animals that ate the rose then went away and were never seen again.
Now the bad man was trying to find the roses that the animals ate and use them to fight again. The white man went to the holding room for roses that have not been grown yet so he could fight the bad man, but he got away and instead he had to fight one of his animal friends who had to eat a rose and it was very sad.
after that the white man got sent away by a flying girl to the place where you put things after they break. He walked around for a while until he found the white girl that was like him but she was sad because the bad man took her animal babies. After the white man found a way to make her better, they went and fought a grey block and then they fought a cat that tried to run them over. Then they fought a big green thing that looked like a type of food that has a hard outside that you break to get at the inside part.
Anyway, after they kill that they get yelled at by the flying girl and she takes it away. Then the room fills with water and the white girl gives you her air can. After that the white man carries her through a place filled with water until he finds a spot to put her down and take the water that got in her out. Then he picks her up again and fights a big water animal.
After the water animal dies, he drops the white girl and gets pushed away by water to the city from the start of the game where the white animals lived. This time it's sad because all the animals are gone because the bad man took them away. The white man leaves the animal city and goes outside, where he finds that the land he was on was actually in the sky all along. A guy tries to get him to leave on a flying green fire breathing animal, but he climbs up the wall instead.
At the top of the wall he finds a big place where they bad man put all the white animals to work. He also finds some people who he helps build a table to stand on that goes up in the air really quick, and he uses it to get to the top of the room and go through a door to the top of the sky-land.
The white man walks up to a big house made of rocks and fights the flying girl, and then he fights the bad man, and then he fights the big green thing from before but this time it's black and has a mean face.
After he kills it again the sky-land starts to move back towards the ground-land really quickly. A girl tries to make him jump off but instead he goes inside a tiny house, finds the white girl and flies through seven hundred different kinds of fuck until he ends up at the middle of everything, probably. Hiding there was a guy from a really long time ago that got mad and killed everyone. The old lady from the dry place put him here so he couldn't cause more problems. It turns out the flying girl made him make a funny head-covering that caused all the trouble in the first place.
None of that matters too much though because the white man just shot him in the face a whole lot, even after his face turned into a great big rock and started jumping around. When the rock face died, the sky-land stopped moving towards the ground which was good for everyone because it would have broke a lot of things. Then the grey block from before jumps out of the top of the room and carries them all away before the walls fall in.
They fly away and probably lived happy for a long time or something, I don't know. There was never another game.
