The Community-driven Cave Story Fanfic

And then you wake up.

 

Spoiler: NSFW

Curly brace sexs you

 

and then you wake up again. This has to be the real world, right?

(it wasn't)

 

But it was just a dream... Quote sighs in disappointment, Quote gets up from his bed.

 

he fell down the stairs in a one-story building

 

Before he knew it… He is back in the hospital

 

Then curly eats a sus

 

Spoiler: Off-Topic

what's a sus

 

what's a sus

Spoiler: Off Topic

Ur mom

 

curly then went into hibernation since spring was going to end

 

Meanwhile, the villagers in Mimiga Town are having a dance-off.

Dance while the record spins.

 

A massive meteor the size of texas is currently heading towards the earth (directly onto the island) and an incredibly fast pace, impact occurring most likely in 30 minutes from when the dance off began

 

Quote shoots the meteor with his gun. The meteor starts to cry (it's had a rough day and getting shot isn't helping).

 

the meteor calls Quote a jerk and hurls itself into the opposite direction

 

teh meator sayz dat quot iz sexy

 

Then the dance-off explodes anyways. How unfortunate.

 

Spoiler: Off-topic

This thread is what having ADHD is like. I would know.

 

the meteor leaves for a few days and then comes back with a gun planning revenge on quote

 

Suddenly, it got obliterated by a giant laser from another direction. Quote was confused as to where the laser came from.

Spoiler

shoop da woop

 

he looked up into the sky and saw true terror

and then he shot the thing