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Dec 5, 2019 at 10:52 PM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2013
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Age: 24
The dark king calls upon his most trusted champion to halt your charge.

A hulking beast beams his eyes from the tower spotting you. He attempts to advance...
but ends up falling out the window to it's death
 
Dec 5, 2019 at 11:10 PM
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"It's dangerous to go alone!"
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Dec 7, 2019 at 2:22 AM
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"Bleep, Bloop, Bleep, Bloop"
Join Date: Dec 26, 2014
Location: the back of their own hand.
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Suddenly your body is ruptured by the thick horns of an angry goat, who has been watching this whole fucked affair from afar and has had enough of you and your seemingly magical abilitiy to conjure up insane situations.
You feel yourself fading ...
What afterlife awaits us now?
 
Dec 7, 2019 at 9:45 AM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2013
Location: farther
Posts: 922
Age: 24
You awaken in the hospital ER feeling very light. Weightless as a matter a fact. you appear to be floating over a very convincing doppelganger sleeping in the hospital bed as several familiar people surround the bed. A few have broken down crying and the insurance agent is talking about how you weren't covered for "untimely death from deep meaning".
 
Dec 7, 2019 at 12:17 PM
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"This is the greatest handgun ever made! You have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky?"
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Some of them were the same girls from earlier. Your family of course couldn't be arsed to show up, but these girls did. Were you wrong about your actions? No, they did spike your drink and you did at least try to be a conqueror. You sit here, feeling powerless. You can only listen to the girls arguing with the insurance agent...
 
Dec 8, 2019 at 7:48 AM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2013
Location: farther
Posts: 922
Age: 24
Upon closer inspection, the insurance agent looks familiar with his goggles, droopy ears, white fur, and his hand caressing the feet of your totally not deceased body below you (of which these bimbos either don't seem to notice, or are to freaked out to even say anything)
 
Dec 10, 2019 at 8:51 AM
Part-Time Perfectionist
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"Bleep, Bloop, Bleep, Bloop"
Join Date: Dec 26, 2014
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Age: 121
Once no one is looking you make the brilliant decision to dirty yourself a little bit. Why not, right?

But someone notices.
 
Dec 10, 2019 at 10:18 AM
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"This is the greatest handgun ever made! You have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky?"
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It wasn't the girls or the insurance agent, it was actually the brother of the dark lord dressed as a nurse. He smiles wickedly, knowing that you're too entrapped in yourself to do anything.
 
Dec 28, 2019 at 9:08 PM
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"In Soviet Russia, graves keep YOU!"
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and then jack the ripper came out of the horse
 
Dec 29, 2019 at 12:55 AM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
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Age: 24
The horse proceeds to redevour Jack the Ripper as everyone in the room freaks out about the man-eating horse except for you and your comatose body.
 
Dec 29, 2019 at 11:48 AM
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The dark lord's brother uses the commotion to make his escape, while the man-eating horse starts sniffing your comatose body...
 
Jan 18, 2020 at 3:27 PM
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Quote enters the hospital, and thinking that you are an accomplice of the Dark Lord, he shoots you with his Spur.
 
Jan 18, 2020 at 3:50 PM
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"This is the greatest handgun ever made! You have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky?"
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You awaken from your coma, then die 5 seconds later. You awaken, then realise that you still own Satan your soul for the last time you died.
 
Jan 18, 2020 at 4:17 PM
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"Ha! Ha! Ha! Mega Man is no match for my Mimiga Man!"
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Sitting right next to him, on the other bed, was Kaeru.
Covered of bandages, must have been quite the beat up.
 
Jan 19, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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Kareru complains. It has been the 8th time this week that a horse has tried eating him. Meanwhile, you're in Hell, and you think to yourself, how will you cheat Satan this time?
 
Jan 30, 2020 at 7:27 AM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2013
Location: farther
Posts: 922
Age: 24
remembering that a while ago you got drunk and invested your life savings and your soul in a 10% share of hell, you decide to use the phone booth and make a few calls to that eccentric stock broker you met in college.

After a while ground shakes as black vans erupt from the ceiling and landing all over hell. Several repo-men step out of them and begin deconstructing bits of hell and boxing them up.
 
May 23, 2021 at 11:36 PM
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"No! Don't OPEN that DOOR!"
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When suddenly batman burst from the shade
 
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