RTD: Netland II

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> sneak to the ceiling while the rest of the party serves as a distraction

 

> sneak to the ceiling while the rest of the party serves as a distraction

...
It's an elevator. I'm not sure that will work.

 

how tall is the beast/whatever relative to the party? if it's taller, but not too tall as to bump the ceiling, then sure it'll work cause he's looking down
ok whatever
> Have explosive use his SCOWTER to find a weakness for me to shoot

 

how tall is the beast/whatever relative to the party? if it's taller, but not too tall as to bump the ceiling, then sure it'll work cause he's looking down

He's the Engineer, so he's short, but he's floating in midair. He's also not stupid enough to be fooled by someone climbing up to the ceiling that just attacked him.

He tends to attack at a 45 degree angle to whoever he's attacking. I suppose you could use that to your advantage in a larger area, but there's only so much you can do in an elevator.

 

>throw WoC at the beast
>then do a high jump kick to it's weak spot (I USED MY SCOUTER I SHOULD KNOW IT GOD)

 

as soon as Explosive's out of the way, shoot at wherever he kicked
or, if i can get a clean shot into his mouth, use an HE round and shoot into the mouth

 

Jake: THROW 5 OF MY SHELLS AT IT
Malpercio: shoot
Explosive: hen do a high jump kick to it's weak spot (I USED MY SCOUTER I SHOULD KNOW IT GOD)

Jake: 5

You toss five of your shotgun shells into the monster's... mouth.

Explosive: 2

Explosive, using his SCOWTER to determine the Vagineer's power level (OVER 47 MILLION), kicks it in the teeth. It begins to choke on the shotgun shells!

Malpercio: 3

Malpercio begins riddling the distracted Vagineer with assault rifle bullets, followed up with a 10mm grenade!
The grenade sets off the shotgun shells, and the Vagineer's upper body is destroyed.

Text:

The Vagineer begins regenerating, but the doors of the elevator fly open and a massive robot picks up the Vagineer with some sort of tractor beam and begins pummeling the shit out of it!
The N.U.K.M. drone beats and tears the Vagineer with his forcer cannons for a few more seconds, than picks it back up and blasts it into space.

"Don't FUCKING mess with TOAST Industries, you ugly piece of shit."

NUKM observes the party. It has a large rectangular body with simple two-joint legs, and two rows of discs for arms. Each disc rotates on its own and has a different tool on it. The NUKM's head is square with some sort of imitation millitary buzz-cut on top, and an ocilloscope to show when it is speaking. The TOAST Industries logo is emblazoned on its chest, with the words "New Universal Killing Machine" underneath.

"Nice job there. I've seen more experienced soldiers get slaughtered by one of those things."

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).
Implants:
>TELEKINESIS 0
>AUTOMEDICAL 0
>FLIGHT 0

Explosive:
SCOWTER, Mattress (suitable for hiding under)
Implants:
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

JakeXanth:
38 shotgun shells.
Implants:
AIM 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25
Implants:
FLIGHT 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
REMOTE CAMERA 0

WedgeOfCheese:
TI Femto-EAGLE
TOAST Security Level:
Implants:
>FLIGHT 0
>TELEKINESIS 0
>REMOTE CAMERA 0

Malprecio:
Mjolnir Armor (75%)
Assault Rifle: 70 KN 5 HE
Implants:
TELEKINESIS 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

 

>Thank the drone, since it appears to have sentience, then proceed to the coordinates given earlier.
> look into new implants

 

>Thank the drone, since it appears to have sentience, then proceed to the coordinates given earlier.
> look into new implants

"Anytime." He clanks off.

3: The party gets back on the TI Transport System and it takes you to the military building. You enter, and the Colonel greets you.

"Good work men. Our N.U.K.M unit told me about how you handled that... thing in the elevator."

"Now, we've received reports of an entity somewhere around here." He points to a location on a map. "A place called Teufort. Here's your paycheck, you'll probably want to stock up on equipment. Of course, most TOAST facilities are free for you to use. I suggest you get in contact with the VSP people, they could get you there pretty fast." He hands each member of the party $500. "Good luck."

 

>shop for a machine gun of sorts
>also maybe something to enhance my speed
>look into getting those implants installed

 

> clean and maintain armor
> explore the local armory to pick up a gun or some ammo

 

Explosive: look into getting those implants installed
Jake: Buy a new shotgun and get my new implants
Mal: explore the local armory to pick up a gun or some ammo

Explosive: 5

You upgrade your implants and grab a boltcaster from the weapon dispenser.

Jake: 6

You examine the weapon dispenser's goods. You settle on an auto-shotgun. It's got a warning label on the side that says it's only for use by bots or heavily modified individuals, but they probably just don't want to get sued.

Mal: 3

You SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB your armor.

You pick up some ammo for your assault rifle.

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).
Implants:
>TELEKINESIS 0
>AUTOMEDICAL 0
>FLIGHT 0

Explosive:
SCOWTER, Mattress (suitable for hiding under)
Implants:
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

JakeXanth:
Autoshotgun: 38 shotgun shells.
Implants:
AIM 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25
Implants:
FLIGHT 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
REMOTE CAMERA 0

WedgeOfCheese:
TI Femto-EAGLE
TOAST Security Level:
Implants:
>FLIGHT 0
>TELEKINESIS 0
>REMOTE CAMERA 0

Malprecio:
Mjolnir Armor (75%)
Assault Rifle: 70 KN 5 HE
Implants:
TELEKINESIS 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

 

> recharge armor shields

 

So does this game have graphics yet?

 

So does this game have graphics yet?

What?

It'd be nice to have illustrations, but I'm sure as hell not going to be able to do them.

 

i would halfway consider it, but the most i'd end up doing is a halfassed photoshop job. most likely.

 

Bump, because I don't feel like doing another fucking 1-person turn.

I'm going to have to move this to another forum. AGAIN.

 

>Upgrade implants because I clearly didn't on my previous turn

You did, I just didn't feel like updating the statuses.

 

i wish i had a gaming group to play a D&D campaign or something with. i'm bored