RTD: Netland II

ok, let's try this then
>climb over the wall

 

>climb over the wall

You uselessly rub your hands on the smooth metal wall for a minute or two.

 

>Mourn shotgun

(not sure if that'll show up, linking to TvTropes does odd stuff.)

 

> find a way to circumnavigate the wall, either digging under or going around or something.

 

> find a way to circumnavigate the wall, either digging under or going around or something.

You try to walk through the solid concrete walls, but they remain solid. Perhaps if you built some sort of machine?

 

>make a wooden battering ram
>urge everyone to push battering ram with all their might
>ram wall with said might

 

>make a wooden battering ram
>urge everyone to push battering ram with all their might
>ram wall with said might

5: You pick up a big wooden beam and run at the wall. The turret blasts the wooden beam and disentegrates it. Luckily, no one is hurt.

 

> get materials to make a giant cannon out of the tech dispenser
.> Fire cannon at wall from across the room
..>If this fails, look for a hidden door
...> If all else fails, ragequit game on grounds of absurdly obvious flouting of your own post.

 

> get materials to make a giant cannon out of the tech dispenser
.> Fire cannon at wall from across the room
..>If this fails, look for a hidden door
...> If all else fails, ragequit game on grounds of absurdly obvious flouting of your own post.

[GM-OVERRIDE]: The entire party collaborates to make a large forcer cannon out of parts from the scrap pile. You load the cannon with a massive chunk of plastic, and fire it at the wall. The turrets fire at the chunk, but miss. The chunk knocks the wall down and reveals a clear path an elevator at the end of the corridor.

"Testing complete. Security levels set at: level 4 for participant Malprecio, level 1 for participant Explosive, level 3 for participant QXC, level 2 for all other participants. Have a nice day."

Text appears on everyone's implant screens:


PRIORITY 2 OBJECTIVE: INSTALL LEVEL [your security level] IMPLANT BASE.
PRIORITY 5 OBJECTIVE: PROCEED TO TOAST MILITARY CENTER AT [co-ordinates] FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).
TOAST Security Level: 3
Implants:
>TELEKINESIS 0
>AUTOMEDICAL 0
>FLIGHT 0

Explosive:
SCOWTER, C4+Detonator
TOAST Security Level: 1
Implants:
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

JakeXanth:
43 shotgun shells.
TOAST Security Level: 2
Implants:
AIM 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25
TOAST Security Level: 2
Implants:
FLIGHT 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
REMOTE CAMERA 0

WedgeOfCheese:
Assault Rifle: 80 KN 5 HE (-2 unfamilarty bonus)
TI Femto-EAGLE
TOAST Security Level: 2
Implants:
>FLIGHT 0
>TELEKINESIS 0
>REMOTE CAMERA 0

Malpercio:
TOAST Security Level: 4
Implants:
TELEKINESIS 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

 

>follow Jacob
>stay under that fucking mattress god I don't want to die

 

Jake: So let's go to the elevator.
Explosive: Follow

Jake+Explosive: 1&2 (AWW SNAPPP)

You uneventfully make your way to the elevator. The doors close, and you begin to ascend.

You hear a sound.
"Hurrr?"

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).
Implants:
>TELEKINESIS 0
>AUTOMEDICAL 0
>FLIGHT 0

Explosive:
SCOWTER, C4+Detonator, Mattress (suitable for hiding under)
Implants:
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

JakeXanth:
43 shotgun shells.
Implants:
AIM 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25
Implants:
FLIGHT 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
REMOTE CAMERA 0

WedgeOfCheese:
Assault Rifle: 80 KN 5 HE (-2 unfamilarty bonus)
TI Femto-EAGLE
TOAST Security Level:
Implants:
>FLIGHT 0
>TELEKINESIS 0
>REMOTE CAMERA 0

Malpercio:
Implants:
TELEKINESIS 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

 

>install new implants if possible at this location
..>Else, wait to see what happens to poor, poor Jake and Explosive

 

>install new implants if possible at this location
..>Else, wait to see what happens to poor, poor Jake and Explosive

You're on that elevator too. Players always follow the party unless explicitly stated to do otherwise.

 

>refuse to comply with jacob's absurd reaction
>brace for whatever is coming our way

 

Who here knows exactly what they heard?

 

>DON'T LISTEN TO JAKE
>stop Jake from shooting anything
>turn on my armor's shields, they having been inactive up to this point

 

Jake: Shoot at sound
explosive: brace for whatever is coming our way
Malprecio: turn on my armor's shields, they having been inactive up to this point

Jake: 2

You do not have a gun. Instead, you stand in the corner and quietly panic.

Explosive: 6 (godammnnit)

You stand in another corner and hide underneath your mattress.

Malprecio: 4

You switch on your armor's shields.

Text:
You hear something that sounds like distorted laughter.
"Keh keh keh keh keh... Ruuuh? NEEESHALL! HIAMAMO!"

You see... this:



It attacks!

Roll to dodge: 2

It fires one of its arms at Malpercio! Malpercio is knocked to the opposite wall of the elevator.

"WUUUUUUU! NERSEENENENER! HEEE! HEEE! AAKAKAKAKAK!"


Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).
Implants:
>TELEKINESIS 0
>AUTOMEDICAL 0
>FLIGHT 0

Explosive:
SCOWTER, Mattress (suitable for hiding under)
Implants:
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

JakeXanth:
43 shotgun shells.
Implants:
AIM 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25
Implants:
FLIGHT 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
REMOTE CAMERA 0

WedgeOfCheese:
Assault Rifle: 80 KN 5 HE (-2 unfamilarty bonus)
TI Femto-EAGLE
TOAST Security Level:
Implants:
>FLIGHT 0
>TELEKINESIS 0
>REMOTE CAMERA 0

Malprecio:
Mijonlir Armor (75%)
Implants:
TELEKINESIS 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

 

/ignores spelling mistake on Mjolnir
> Take WedgeofCheese's Assault Rifle and Ammo
> Synch AIM 0 and my armor's targeting systems to the rifle
> FIRE FIRE FIRE!

 

>scout enemy
>take WoC's assult rifle and use it

edit:

>back up malpercio (iunno hit it or something)

 

Malpercio: FIRE FIRE FIRE!
Explosive: scout enemy

Malpercio: 1

You grab Cheese's rifle and being spraying the Vagineer with bullets. It seems to be somewhat stunned, but it gets back up as you reload.

Roll to dodge: 5

You duck out of the way of a flying arm.

Explosive:

You peek out from under your mattress at the Vagineer.

Text:

Text appears on everyone's implant screens.

WARNING: HOSTILE ANOMALY DETECTED. N.U.K.M. DRONE DEPLOYED. EVACUATE, SECURE, CONTAIN, CLEAR.

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).
Implants:
>TELEKINESIS 0
>AUTOMEDICAL 0
>FLIGHT 0

Explosive:
SCOWTER, Mattress (suitable for hiding under)
Implants:
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

JakeXanth:
43 shotgun shells.
Implants:
AIM 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
FLIGHT 0

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25
Implants:
FLIGHT 0
AUTOMEDICAL 0
REMOTE CAMERA 0

WedgeOfCheese:
TI Femto-EAGLE
TOAST Security Level:
Implants:
>FLIGHT 0
>TELEKINESIS 0
>REMOTE CAMERA 0

Malprecio:
Mjolnir Armor (75%)
Assault Rifle: 70 KN 5 HE
Implants:
TELEKINESIS 0
FLIGHT 0
AIM 0

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