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Random Text Adventure Game (until it gets pics, then it's a random MSPA-type game)

Jun 23, 2009 at 10:48 PM
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Why're you guys talking in Oblivion?

Talk with Morrowind. Oblivion sucks.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 10:50 PM
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How about we talk about a text adventure, instead of how incredibly wrong you are.
And why did you say "You guys?" Do you have multiple personality disorder?
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Jun 23, 2009 at 10:51 PM
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N.

No, I was talking about you and Bootsy over there.
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 12:54 AM
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Morrowind doesn't talk to Mimigas.

You: What are you talking about?

Morrowind: DO YOU OWN A MIRROR?!?
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 2:50 AM
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You could put mimigas in Morrowind. With Oblivion it's just, like... They don't even have as many races as Morrowind to begin with.
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 3:29 AM
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As many races? They have the same amount, and more creatures. It would be easier to put Mimigas into Morrowind, because it's a simpler game with simpler graphics, but ANYWAY TEXT ADVENTURE.
You are in some kind of thy dungeon. You spot a flask. Obvious exits are North, South and Dennis.
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 4:04 AM
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> Go Dennis

What dennis? You seem to be in a coma from which another Mimiga rescued you.
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 4:08 AM
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RHF64 said:
> Go Dennis

What dennis? You seem to be in a coma from which another Mimiga rescued you.

You fail at Dungeon Man.

Anyway, get scroll.
Go south.
Get trinket.
Go north.
Go DENNIS.
Give trinket.

THY DUNGEONMAN!!
You hath won! Congraturation!
Your score was: 4
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 4:22 AM
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Or so you would have if you were Thy Dungeonman.

Now let's get back on the RTAG RailRoad for real this time.

Unnamed Mimiga: Are you all right?

You: I don't remember...in fact, all I remember is my name.

Unnamed Mimiga: What is it?
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 4:46 AM
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RHF64. You are almost as bad a storyteller as that other guy.
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 5:22 AM
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The author enters and insults The Kid.

Wow...talk about No Fourth Wall...
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 6:49 AM
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You gave a piontless link so some walls with spikes get pissed and eat you with their shotguns.

Don't tell me this makes no sene or your game is over because it makes perfect sense
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 6:14 PM
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whyme said:
You gave a piontless link so some walls with spikes get pissed and eat you with their shotguns.

Don't tell me this makes no sene or your game is over because it makes perfect sense

Oh, and the Mimiga knows you're not RHF64. She says that he is in the house on the west side.

Name?

Available Pre-entered Names for guys:

Joe (Prankster)
Karl (Prankster)
Ace (Wizard)

Girls:

Jo (Prankster)
Karly (Prankster)
Ruby (Thief)

Oh, and the names affect your stats.
 
Jun 24, 2009 at 11:40 PM
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RHF64 said:
Available Pre-entered Names for guys:

Joe (Prankster)
Karl (Prankster)
Ace (Wizard)
Mr. Fisty (Fighter)

Girls:

Jo (Prankster)
Karly (Prankster)
Ruby (Thief)
Elaine Fisty (Fighter)

Oh, and the names affect your stats.

You watch too many cartoons. Namely Chowder.
 
Jun 25, 2009 at 1:38 AM
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You watch too many cartoons. Namely Chowder.

EDIT: Taken care of.
 
Jun 25, 2009 at 1:45 AM
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Heheh

Fire1052 said:
You watch too many cartoons. Namely Chowder.
And what's wrong with that? :D
 
Jun 25, 2009 at 1:58 AM
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Only a little bit is wrong...

Back on topic: Name?
 
Jun 25, 2009 at 4:14 AM
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Quote!
I remember now, your name's Quote!
 
Jun 25, 2009 at 4:19 AM
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NO YOU DIDN'T YOU HAVE AMNESIA. THAT IS WHY I HAD TO REMEMBER YOUR NAME FOR YOU.
 
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