Random Text Adventure Game (until it gets pics, then it's a random MSPA-type game)

Jun 21, 2009 at 6:32 PM
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I look around. No sign of white crystal. Phew.
 
Jun 22, 2009 at 8:43 AM
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Really leave the dungeon?
y
[Y] or [N] only, please.
Y
Got out of the dungeon.
Goodbye.
 
Jun 22, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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Jacob, you've never played a Rogue-like game, have you?
 
Jun 22, 2009 at 5:20 PM
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Fire1052 said:
Rewind, and keep looking.

You are in a sanctuary. You see a gauntlet with a Red Crystal of Power.
 
Jun 22, 2009 at 10:16 PM
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2, 6, 6, 8, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6. (Went around the crystal and kept going.)
You see a shining altar dedicated to Xom of Chaos.
P
Worship Xom?
y
[Y] or [N] only, please.
Y
"A new plaything!"
Shift+5 (Waiting.)
You hear Xom's maniacal laughter.
Xom casts you into the Abyss!

Your surroundings suddenly seem different.
Entering...
You entered the Abyss!
To return, you must find a gate leading back!

Xom's generous nature manifests itself!
Something appears at your feet!
g
There are several objects here.
Pick up 20 poisoned needles? <y,n,a,q>
y
f - 20 poisoned needles.
Pick up a glowing long sword? <y,n,a,q>
y
g - a glowing long sword
w
Wield which item <- for none>?
g
You hear the crackle of electricity.
g - an uncursed glowing long sword of electrocution <weapon>

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Jun 22, 2009 at 11:24 PM
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Jun 22, 2009 at 11:54 PM
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Jun 23, 2009 at 1:13 AM
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"Quote" said:
Skip the sword.

You see a gauntlet.

Near it?

>Y
N

You are suddenly transported somewhere.

Hidden Voice: Enjoy your journey through time and space.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 1:37 AM
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What in God's name is a hidden voice? You can't see sound normally, so how can it be hidden any more than it normally is?
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 2:05 AM
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Fire1052 said:
What in God's name is a hidden voice? You can't see sound normally, so how can it be hidden any more than it normally is?

You can see the person speaking the sound. Back on topic.

You wake up. It seems you only remember your name.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 2:18 AM
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That means you are a Wanderer class. You have a few random items, a few random (but weak) skills, and nothing else. The upside is that anything you do for the first time will automatically give you that skill. Also your stats all suck.

Good luck with that.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 2:48 AM
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Emperor Uriel Septim and three bodyguards come into your cell. Thy appear to be attempting to access a secret tunnel hidden in the wall of your room. The Emperor walks up to you and says, 'It's you. You're the one from my dreams."
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(If you haven't played Oblivion you suck)
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 3:31 AM
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The air suddenly seems to hang with directionless light, a low hum vibrating your bones. The world around you begins to swirl and, for a split instant you see a man standing in a doorway on the ceiling. But before you can focus the door shuts, the light fades and the hum silences, but an ominous sense of being watched hangs over your head, and your head is filled with thoughts of stories you don't remeber.

Shrug off the experience?
Y/N
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 3:37 AM
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A voice echoes in your pre-conscious...

"Third stone down from the one that looks like a mule. Touch it, and speak the <words> of <power>."

Ignore the voice?
Y/N
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 3:49 AM
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Touch the stone and speak the <words> of <power>?
Y/N/WTF
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 4:05 AM
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You can't recall the <words>.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 4:06 AM
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Stab the stone with a large knife.
 
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