Quotes

"iragatnoM ustukuoD" ~Quote

-- Don't ask.

 

I do believe you mean "Litagano Motscoud" or "yrotS evaC"

 

"I can take my clothes off in my bathroom. Do you think I could take my clothes off here?" -Ted Hartrup

"OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH" - Helen
"Because I'm a terrorist!" - Duke Crabtree

 

"The problem with quotes from the internet is it is hard to verify their authenticity" - Abraham Lincoln

 

"The thing I fear the most, is many teens posting tweets of quotes by me I've never spoken my whole life."

-Albert Einstein

 

"THAT LOOKS LIKE A HOMING SHOT"
-Actually, I don't remember which character specifically said this.

"Die monster. You don't belong in this world. It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans (EMPHASIS FOLLOWED BY DRAMATIC PAUSE) who wish to pay me tribute(MORE EMPHASIS). Tribute?(OVERLY DRAMATIC) You steal men's souls! And make them your slaves! Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you. What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"
-Dracula and Richter Belmont

"Yeah, I actually memorized that."
-Thatnamelessguy

That doesn't make any sense to me. Pretty please, don't joke around.

"Why so serious?"
-I don't really need to write who said that one

 

"I believe Life is complicated, more complicated than we may ever know, and simple in its complexity.

I believe fear and pain and sadness and melancholy and longing and death are unavoidable, but necessary, and beautiful in their own way.

I believe time will right every wrong, and every problem is temporary.

I believe there is nothing evil that wasn't once good, and cannot be led to goodness again.


I believe in belief."

 

"THAT LOOKS LIKE A HOMING SHOT"
-Actually, I don't remember which character specifically said this.

That would be Amy, Charmey, Tails, Silver, Blaze, and Espio. the rest of them insert "Sonic" at the beginning.


-It takes so long to blink.
Mighty the armadillo.

 

"Dogs have masters, Cats have staff."

"Why do people say 'no offense' right before they’re about to offend you?"

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."

"I still think COD: Modern Warfare had the best ending to a game ever."
--- "Have you even played an Indie Game like this before?"
------ "No, I think Games from India are boring."

 

"SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE "

 

"This thread is alternating between pop culture references and trite one-liners, with nothing of value being added in between. Maybe blurting out quotes with no context doesn't make you seem very clever?" —Captain Fabulous

 

"I don't understand why people are so obsessed with finding 'the meaning of life.' If I wanted to find life's meaning, I'd just open up a dictionary." ~Anonymous

 

"0/10 Captain Fabulous is a duche"
-who was this guy again

 

dash360, duh

 

It seems no one is really respecting this threads creator's rules in the slightest. I think personally that the thread creator might want to make another thread for not serious quotes and RE-rail this thread. Because seriously ALL I have is non-serious quotes, as those are my favorite quotes to save. Just a thought.

 

the odds of someone taking a thread seriously are about the same as a snowman's chances on the sun.
Especially if someone tells us to

 

"Why so serious?"

I just am a serious person. I wanted a thread for people genuinely interested in philosophy, and I was hoping other people wouldn't spoil it. I guess I had my hopes too high...

Noxid, on 23 Jan 2014 - 3:50 PM, said:
the odds of someone taking a thread seriously are about the same as a snowman's chances on the sun.
Especially if someone tells us to

That wasn't nice. Why can't people take things seriously for a while? I even said please!

"I believe Life is complicated, more complicated than we may ever know, and simple in its complexity.
I believe fear and pain and sadness and melancholy and longing and death are unavoidable, but necessary, and beautiful in their own way.
I believe time will right every wrong, and every problem is temporary.
I believe there is nothing evil that wasn't once good, and cannot be led to goodness again.
I believe in belief."

Finally, something proper! Thank you, this was a good one!

Ultrasynther said:
It seems no one is really respecting this threads creator's rules in the slightest.

Thank you for sympathizing with me. I really appreciate it.


Last but not least, this is my big sister's:
"The only blade that can hurt you is the one you fear."

 

If you really want a serious discussion, you should maybe try a different venue than a forum populated by preteens and jaded bitter neckbeards

 

"God is the only Presence and the only Power, and I am one with it." dr. Joseph Murphy

"My work is perfect and I am always representing God's ideas. I am the consciousness of God; my mind is God's mind" dr. Joseph Murphy.

 

"found your face
with my gun
i am the best
*And that's how it's done.*" - Daniel Hardcastle